The age of the Emu is over. The age of the Magpie has begun

The age of the Emu is over. The age of the Magpie has begun.

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Ahahahaha

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>Wollongong
do they REALLY....

>prime swooping season
Spider season, swooping season, is there a season that doesn't try to kill Australians?

>be australian
>get swooped

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Australia is a phenomena which needs to be researched more thoroughly.
Highest concentration of dangerous flora and fauna.

Rats became anabolic kicking monsters, even magpies turn into aggressive monster birds with bloody eyes.

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Don't forget the wars against cats and rabbits.

I would stop my bike and punch that bird in the face

>67yr cyclist
based bird keeping the road clean