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only remember a few of these things
i imagine a lot of it is specific to british people

So glad this link wasn't shite

treating weed and alcohol as interchangeable is a very American attitude, probably because you can't legally drink until you're 21
I don't like it

for me, the 00s were all about fauxhawks
nowadays every boring twat and his brother has that hitler youth haircut

all adults should have the right to an easy and painfree suicide

t. Tyrone Washington III

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>the sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
>Shorter of breath, one day closer to death

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i'm not sure why the drinking age being 21 would affect that at all? you have to be 21 to buy weed here too btw

drinking age should be raised to 25
same with driving

Need to sex Emma Watson’s vagina.

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>being of full time working age
>not being allowed to work off some steam at the pub
what were yanks thinking?

just the general autism towards drinking that having an age of 21 stems from.

...

driving cars should be illegal

all party drugs should be legalised and regulated by the government

probably will be not long after we perfect self-driving cars

no one actually waits until they're 21 though most people here start getting drunk at like 15-16 in high school

Druggy scum should be hanged in the street by the masses.

never been drunk

that's our point, it's still illegal the same way weed is until you're 21 and you seem to throw the two together and you have kind of a weird attitude towards drinking a lot of the time

This

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because being drunk seems to horrify people in a way it doesn't elsewhere. You see people get so accusative of somebody having some drinks or it smelling or some shit.
While here i regularly get drunk with my mum and dad separately

cars are bad for the environment, even electric cars.

imagine having free dress every day at school
absolute nightmare no wonder yanks turn into shooters

tfw cumbrain

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Imagine the hierarchy that must develop

maybe i kinda know what you mean. my european friends in uni generally went less crazy because they had already been 'legal' drinkers before they came to the states
also in hs it was probably easier to get weed (when it wasn't legal yet) then alcohol because drug dealers don't ask for ID
actually you're right lmao

Too late everyone and their gma owns a regular car

uniforms don't prevent that much

thanks for admitting I'm right rather than causing a pointless argument over a common observation, you're a good lad

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that pic made me horny for school again

they do now, little zoomzooms are obsessed with designer brands, can easily imagine zooms being bullied for not wearing versace or jordans

Shagged any ladyboys lately Thailad?

driving cars should be illegal but just owning them should be legal.

spoiling myself tonight x

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cheers lad

no i mean heirarchies still develop even though the grey areas are probably bigger

>free delivery
where is this magical place

$4 naan, Melvin? $4? that's insane

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>mild

poof

not even for a joke?

I'm not nearly wacky enough for that kind of humour

>yeah i buggered that man in a dress haha i'm not gay it was just for a laugh mate haha
HOWLING at the idea

Not sure whether I believe you or not. Do you have a gf or wife?

yes

that's really what seperates brits from australians, isn't it? just absolutely no wack at all with you lot

Good then that's settled

I just think we have a lower ratio of wackiness per person.

imagine the smell

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Half of America would die you realise that ?

its not gay to have sex with a trans girl

got the premium thing
it is a rip but most curries here are shit
had mexican last night

Put them out their misery I say

wow rude, i get my prescription heroin from a DOCTOR alright, that means i'm not a druggie QED

I have to disagree.

t. bender

It is pretty fucked up I have to pee in my girlfriend's butt to be considered "a man"

on the train

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no you're not

really dislike folk that hasn't shagged at least 1 fanny

get some new content

came very close to shagging a tranny's arsehole but couldn't get it up

dodged a bullet

looking forward to shoe0nhead's video on manlets

no you're not

she's obviously not the brightest and not fun to watch. on top of that she goes on about how much she loves sucking her boyfriend's dick so its like. do you fans of hers just like getting virtually cucked? I don't get it

grim situation all around ngl

feel like my curiosity hasn't been satiated though

me in the middle

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One of my best mates was shagged by a tranny, it later turned out he had some sensation seeking disorder and bi-polar

Why do you want to go there lad

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lad don't join the bent side it's not worth it

He can't even bring himself to smile

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just always had a thing for anal and its become something of an obsession since I've experienced everything else at this point

love calling it southern ireland always gets paddy seething

Why does your Mum do this?

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just devoured 3 packets of pickled onion monster munch

Why not anal with a lady

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

good on her she's looking much younger for it

anal with girls is alright 2bh, it feels different but nice bit tight and kinda grainy
was on about shagging a bloke though

because my lady won't do anal

god i wish that were me

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that's honestly frightening

Tu es Petrus et super hanc petram aedificabo ecclesiam mean et tibi dabo claves regni caelorum