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'No' edition

*nudes up*

imagine going to a single sex school and missing out on seeing chebs grow

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aha yeah imagine

VERY close to nonce territory here, tread lightly

On this day in British History

>1400 – Owain Glyndŵr, Welsh ruler and the last native Welshman to hold the title Prince of Wales, instigates the Welsh Revolt against the rule of Henry IV of England.
>1485 – The Yeoman of the Guard, the bodyguards of the English Crown, popularly known as Beefeaters, is established by King Henry VII.
>1620 – Pilgrims set sail from England on the Mayflower.
>1701 – James Francis Edward Stuart, sometimes called the "Old Pretender", becomes the Jacobite claimant to the thrones of England and Scotland.
>1776 – American Revolutionary War: The Battle of Harlem Heights is fought.
>1847 – The United Shakespeare Company buys the house in which playwright William Shakespeare was born at Stratford-upon-Avon in Warwickshire for £3,000. It became the first building in Britain to be officially preserved.
>1915 – The opening of Britain's first Women's Institute at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales. The WI is now the largest women's voluntary organisation in the UK.
>1945 – World War II: The Japanese occupation of Hong Kong comes to an end.
>1992 – Black Wednesday: The British pound is forced out of the European Exchange Rate Mechanism by currency speculators and is forced to devalue against the German mark.
>1994 – The British government lifts the broadcasting ban imposed against members of Sinn Féin and Irish paramilitary groups in 1988.

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only if you're a teacher

gonna start using 90's yankisms like dork and dweeb in my every day parlance from here on

these geeks won't know what him them

no no no NO NO NO

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dork

frick off dorkasaurus

radical

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reckon the mean aussie has got a bad day and he's lashing into us. will to my best to ignore him from now on

good post as always

Lachie here lads, avoided seeing the cross dresser at the Schizo womens house today.

i consider this our history until 1901 fyi

all went to shite after the 1800s.

tag yourselves, I'm bad lad

Any Suicidal wrist cutting man in?

where the bloody hell have you been lachie, did the schizo lass take you to the brothel?

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you're cars though

never been one

nah, dead

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No. She's having mood swings at the moment. She told me she wants to kill herself yesterday.

want to
seems the best way to go
bryan cranston died pretty quick in drive

>>>/soapopera/

any /manly man/ man in?

No good. Well as I said mate be careful, she did sound like an odd one.

She deleted her facebook also. So she's sms'ing me now. Haha.

banana boat do do dododo

she's got incredible chebs and that dress makes them look even better

Why was Tim always so shiny?

it also makes it look like they've had many different lads cum all over them too

She sends me these crazy messages every few hours. Saying shes feeling maternal and things. Haha

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she's probably having a manic episode lad

that would be a shame if they didnt

its bio oil

tis bio-oil

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Boomers fucking booming me hard

cheers

>lachlan has a gf and i don’t
ahhhh

Yes, she told me that she's sick of sleeping alone and want's great sex. But she doesn't enjoy it with a gigalo.

what happened lad

4channel

didn't ask for your life story freak

just took a very dry bogey out of my nose and it hurt because a nose hair came out with it. hate when that happens

and what does that have to do with British culture?

How many britons in history have died on the battlefield? Millions? Billions?

anyone had a freesat box? want to get one but the ones that record are expensive.

She's just a female friend. Nothing else, no idea why she want's to hang around with this ugly sperg 2bh. I keep telling her that, she keeps saying im not ugly. I am though.

that's bc he's mental

imagine even if i got a gf she wouldn't want to sleep with me since i fidget so much

Sydney property market

work gf on the cards

tens

she's probably turned on by you being a virgin mate and wants to look after you cause she's manic
just take care of yourself

Also you're probably not ugly

I'm really not. It just appears that I am.

about tree fiddy

dont care

aww hun ur toatally fab n gawjus mwahh xoxo

aha, don't remind me

card gf in the works

And I also say to you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it.

She keeps asking saying we should get a rental together. A little worried, haha.

post a pic of your eyes

anyone here went to an all boys school? were there any female teachers?

sounds like you're both fucking freaks

Lachie is it true you met a bloke from /brit/ irl

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lel

could've sworn I clicked /brit/ not /some boring mental aussie twat/

lachy mate how did you get dsp? i'm just as autistic as you, possibly more

heaps, in fact the majority, the lads used to froth over the hot ones

how do you meet women who are into virgins

online

Not enough

"if you have any idea what he might be talking about"
ahaha, poley

can you get disability for anxiety induced autism

bet they were all sluts who loved the attention
conversely, i bet all the male teachers were benders

high school

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I wouldn't open with that mate

god i wish i was a hot slut

what the fuck
I've shaken hands with this cunt as well fuck sake

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going on a date with this girl soon
think my cock's going to explode

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ahaha alri posboy

>disease that only fags, heroin junkies and black people get
wtf is biology based and redpilled???

if you were, would you shag me?

sex? wow

>Thomas came out as gay in 2009
A decade of benderism and he's got HIV.

firecrotches are gross

The guys who go "Man if I was a girl I'd be such a slut xDDD" are low key fags because that means you've imagined having a dick inside your body like. bunch of faggots

you are a supreme poof of the highest order

to think i was literally millimetres from pos blood
gives me the fear to be honest

i'd shag anyone who showered and wasn't fat

Hair looks dyed anyway.

find it hard to respect famous Benders as so many of them get the ol' AIDS. Means they've been doing some filthy gay orgy shit behind the scenes. Pretty much a confirmation they like to sniff buttholes. how do you respect such a person?

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