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She looks like she votes pd

I went to a concert by myself on Saturday. Later on I was drunk and messaging a girl I like, that also likes the band. I told her some of the songs make me think of her, and then she said some of the songs make her think of me. Much of their music is very romantic. I'm visiting her again next month (we live far apart) and she has suggested getting a nice hotel room for us to stay in.

I think I'm falling for her desu.

still brings my piss to boil desu
also they stole the miles m52 and passed it off as their own unique supersonic craft

and we also saved you when you were getting bombed into the stone age by the nazis so there's that

oh my god who fucking cares

thanks for the blog mate do blog on

Oh blog on

This Milker Monster has a twitch and an Instagram, her twitch is shiftymine don't know her insta but it exists. Unironically one of the most beautiful women ever, a great face, MEGA Milkers and an ass that at least actually exists, which is more than could be said about 99% of natural titmonsters

>1/2
When's 2/2

SEETHING
imagine thinking we'd trust perfidious albion
based they'd be speaking german if it wasn't for us

are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay? 1. you're sharing protein 2. you're admiring masculine physique 3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone. spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity.

Was at dentist this morning, and it got me thinking. This bastard has the same hands in my mouth that he used to wank himself off for 30 years.

It's not right.

>shiftymine
ewww she's a literal midget no wonder all pics are close ups of her boobage

yeah interesting story mate. looking forward to hearing what comes next

That's why they wear gloves x

Don't worry, they didn't keep the secrets all that well. Plenty of based atomic spies foresaw what the psychopaths of the US military-industrial complex planned to do with their monopoly on nuclear weapons and helped get the info to where it was needed. Some of them paid the ultimate price to save mankind from American MIC tyranny. May they rest in peace.

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>we
it was your great grandad, you didnt do shit you fat cunt

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Presumably he was wearing gloves

this

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whilst wanking?

got a new pair of wanking gloves lads

>The boobsweat
>the frightening occasional trickle of milk

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>he doesn't have a female dentist
your own mistake, i only have female dentists and doctors for this reason and because no man will ever touch my penis (again)

shouldnt you be praying in the direction of m*cca?

yes, i'm transparently envious of your enriching, normalfaggesque social experiences
no, i will not stop telling you to blog on

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Imagine finding mens hairy bumholes and their pooey aroma erotic..... Makes one shudder really

well we saved you lot in ww3

Did a bare handed wank today

if china can't be trusted with hong kong we should just take it back
mebbe take some other stuff as well for good measure

dangerous and downright stupid

the yanks been startled so he pulls out the only thing he can
>the hyperbole Jow Forums meme

shouldnt you be praying that someone doesnt shoot up burger king whilst your mum is there getting your dinner?

I save money by going down the food bank first thing and taking all the good stuff.
Not spending my bet winnings on food, take me for a fucking mug?

i have a female dentist too but she's asian and im not a nonce so i can't sexualise her at all

yeah men are so disgusting i honestly believe the fags when they say they were born that way and it's not a choice

Only after the nipponese forced America to declare war on them, which in turn resulted in Germany declaring war on the US. Up until that point America was happy to sit back and sell shit to both sides of the war.

Besides, we'd already stopped Germany's advance through Europe by the time the US got involved and the winning factor in Europe was the USSR didn't lose on the Eastern Front. So long as Germany is trying to fight a two front war in Europe they're destined to lose. Brits, Canadians, ANZAC and exiled Euro soldiers would have still been enough to win in the Western Front.

>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

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Got arse on the mind

>tfw worn another hole in my wanking gloves
second pair this month alone

>they'd be speaking german
russian actually but well done on nearly learning some history
knowing that ww2 involved germany is pretty good... for a yank

why would we fight our teutonic cousins except if it was an existential crisis
>you now remember how many americans have german ancestry

used to be able to make my self cum without even touching my willy, when i was in year 8 i had to ger a 45 min bus home every day and id sit there and do a ‘meditation wank’ (idk how to explain it) but i’d focus on sensations and the one sexual experience id had and i could feel my self edging until i forced the spaff

yes i am a freak

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being obssessed with arse size is so gay
as long as you can cup it you're good to go

Poley said he got accepted as a janny on Jow Forums

Don't care. I'm not even a boob guy, but dem chebs are fantastic.

business idea: the hyperbowl - like the superbowl but it gets free advertising every time someone daft sees the word "hyperbole" and thinks it's a spelling mistake

applied to be a janny for the purpose of permabanning trips and deleting the odd foreign general for a laugh, copied some cv template of a programmer for my reason why I should be given the job

Currently listening to: Garbageman - The Cramps at 12:24pm Monday 16th September 2019 from my purchased car in the Starbucks carpark

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have those eyes been edited? quite big innit

the 4th dimension cumbrain

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DtsnVsgpkaU

why do u wank with gloves?

You once thought the word "hyperbole" was a spelling mistake and assumed everyone else was the same as you, didn't you?

asked a girl on tinder if she wants to go for a drink and she said yes aha mad ting that

didn't ask, blog on (elsewhere)

>cheddar cheese snack bar
how fat are you?

you honestly reckon the russians would have ran over all of europe then somehow launched an invasion of your island?

FATTY!!!!

Skinnyfat desu

bet she's minging

looks pengalengadingdong

>If a neighbor says "your daughter is a great pianist" in Japan, it means "I can hear your piano loud and clear from my home, this noise pollution is causing me great distress, stop it immediately."

mad

she's quite pretty which is why it's a mad ting lad aha x, reckon i'll probably fuck it up somehow

do pianist and penis sound similar in a british accent? laughed for years about a holocaust movie called 'the penis' when i was younger did i

Griiiiiim

it actually means your daughter is great with my penis

Had 2 different dates lined up last weekend and got swerved with last minute excuses on both and they asked to reschedule, currently no response by either

this is america

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dating more than 1 girl at once isn't worth the headache user trust me

post pic or shes minging

crazy how if you make piano music you are a pianst but if you make rap music you are a rapper

no i just like faffing around with different pronunciations of words based on their non-phonetic spelling
once read (i think it was in pseud's corner of private eye) that joana lumley and her family pronounce the radio times the "raddy-ottimees" as if it were a greek word lol
love are patsy

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Probably not, I doubt even Stalin was mad enough to start WW3 immediately after WW2. That being said, at the end of WW2 much of the US military was free to move from the Pacific Theater and go to Europe, which was probably a pretty good reason to not start another war over Capitalism vs Communism with an already dwindling male population and your only allies being bombed out Eastern European countries.

shan't be risking it, no chance i'm messing up my first chance in a long time aha

chipotle

Pee-yeh-nist

oh yeah cause she definitely browses brit

I think we pronounce the 'a' in pianist a bit more

No, Stalin accepted and abided by the terms laid out in the Yalta conference. Churchill was the only paranoid one talking about possibly going to war with the Soviets.

true he might have had a bit more room to maneuver if the us and the uk weren't involved in the western european front. still will never understand why hitler broke the non aggression pact with the soviets before he wrapped up the west though

I said Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston

low test

they wouldn't have stopped at berlin
and france and britain were pretty exhausted, while russia had just put together an absolute steamroller of a military
we don't know what would've happened, but we certainly didn't need the usa to stop germany with russia piling on like they did

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imagine how grim a girl who browses brit would be though
nastiest sex of your life

at least he's got some muscle
that makes him better than most cringelords on political protests

Hitlerism, Racial Nationalism, Social Nationalism, Totalitarianism, Democracy

It's almost impossible to discuss Hitler in the Western world, as the media and many of the Legislative Assemblies are dominated by Jews. The UK Conservative Party has 60% plus MPs belonging to the club, "Friends of Israel" and the US Congress and Senate have similar allegiances. The only thing we are allowed to hear about Hitler in the mainstream Media is his treatment of Jews.

Hitler was a soldier like, for example, Napoleon. His objective was conquest and like Napoleon he wished to conquer all Europe and beyond. Napoleon was merely imprisoned once defeated; there was no campaign of denigration.

Very simply Hitler's career was as follows: prior to WW1 he was a pan-German racial nationalist. During WW1 he fought on the Western Front in the Bavarian infantry and won two Iron Crosses (Similar to our MM).

Immediately after the war he worked as a liaison man for the German Army between the Army and various armed groups and nationalist groups.

This job morphed into leading a nationalist group that eventually became the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP = Nazi Party) and led to him being involved in the "Putsch" of 1923 which was an attempt to take over the Bavarian Government by force. The failure of the "Putsch" led to Hitler's imprisonment and it was during that imprisonment that he wrote "Mein Kampf" which is a 'must read' for everyone who wishes to understand the political world over the last 100 years.

After leaving prison he revived the NSDAP and during the late twenties and early thirties this Party became electorally very successful and in 1933 this enabled Hitler to become Chancellor and finally to get the Reichstag to vote itself out of existence leaving Hitler to rule by decree.

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if that was the case he'd have his jannyship revoked as you're not allowed telling anyone