/brit/ + /shit/

huge alligator edish

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based

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have you SEEN moni's arse pics lads? fuck me, she's peng

offer weapon

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>have you SEEN moni's arse pics lads? fuck me, she's peng
seen them. but believed them? nah

190 actively contributing to this

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would rail james charles tbf

good movie

italians are genuinely racist af lmao, feel sad for the football players

in b4 rorke throws a fit

has she lasered the hair off, also if youre gonna keep bringing these pics at least crosslink them from whatever board theyre on

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Blessed thread

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Plenty of other places they could play in.

woah

Be funny if Piers Morgan got throat cancer.

haha me mentioned
>you can fuck yourself you little autistic nerd
one of my finer posts if i do say so myself

wasted my posts doing them so late in a thread only to be forgotten

this was an awful film honestly

Timothy James Byrne here residing in my flat Spracklen House, Dukes Place Marlow, SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before ...

no one's forcing them to play there its not like its some big secret

>Be funny if Piers Morgan got throat cancer.

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piss on the grave of every angloid that died in the falklands war

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is that the lad that is alleged to be thailad?

I have no interest in seeing a man's rear end

i disagree

need my bollocks queshed into a fine paste ASAP

Where?

put your fucking trip on so we can all filter you, you fucking pathetic, desperate, attention hungry waste of time
or even better, kill yourself right the fuck now

you're very wrong

what's worse, alligators or crocodiles?

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managed to save one of Her pics before She deleted them.

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gonig to descibe an image but photosho pran out. In play form
Enter generic man
Enter group of ethnic bullys
Ethnic bully: Give us your wallet lamo
generic man: shant
Ethnic bully: what are you gonig to do you're all alone
generic man: am I?*pulls out lightsaber hilt and ignites it showing it to be made of /brit/ posts calling people bent feaks and paki cunts*

no that’s al you newfag cunt

no that's alan
also posts mostly from thailand but is not thailad

he was unbearable this morning on GMB, joe swinson clearly said that lib dems were gonna be the solid remainer party and they would revoke article 50 and the pair of them couldnt understand they were doing it so the public would know where they stood on the issue unlike labour which flip flops and the conservatives which are leaning for brexit

Maggie was based.

crocs. they're bigger and more aggressive

Spracklen house marlow has such a good ring to it

>DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE THE FUTURE AND ALIENS COMMUNICATE DIFFERENTLY TO US

Alligators are based because they are only found in America
Crocodiles are cringe

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>i love piers morgan

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I have two modes: NoFap and Coomer
can probably go a few weeks nofap every but then once in a while I'll spend an entire two or three days cooming like mad, just wanking every few hours till I'm emptied of jizz and just spurting out tiny globs

yeah thought maybe that was him
bit rude mate considering I've quite probably been posting in /brit/ before your person

>was
says it all really dont it
if she was ACTUALLY based she wouldn't have died like a little pussy

toil looms...

mind blowing how quickly the coomer meme has exploded in the past few days

Nvm
There are alligators in china
Disregard what I said

no toil for a full week

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you wouldn't happen to be the same faggot that made this post in the last thread a few moments ago?

This woman 22 years older than me has invited me round to hers, should I do it or will I regret it and feel weird

i had already mate
get a uk proxy

they're on her patreon, shant be sharing as you haven't paid or supported her

I'm NOT her you freak

if you think she's attractive then do whatever

its something we can all identify with

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Alan is literally a namefag, thailad had been posting for ages before Alan ever even showed his face in this thread newfag

they say older women are better at sex but maybe that's just a meme older women started

>her
literally kill yourself today PLEASE amer
end it TODAY

it looms twice over

DO IT
always been a fantasy of mine don't pass it up

was nice of you to correct yourself and admit you were wrong lad good stuff

what could possibly go wrong? she decent or what? just give her a shag and a cuddle and youll both be happier

the Algerian intellectual Nassim Dehouche

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HER name is MONI and YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER YOU SHITHEAD

pray not for whom the toil looms
it looms for thee

older women are genuinely better at sex than young women because of more experience but their pussies aren’t as wet so you need lube

Did you know that alligators can climb fences?
Bit scary

goodness gracious mate what's with all the angst, get over yourself

a i a p b s o

This was me at uni. Skipping meals, not getting out of bed all day, lying naked in the dark, posting on Jow Forums or watching YouTube on my phone, occasionally getting horny and wanking several times a day, stopped bothering to wipe the cum off and just letting it dry on myself. Felt like a heroin addict

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ieaiaio
ieaiaio
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AND WE LIGHT UP THE SKY-YYYYYYY

t. 50 year old used up roastie
>that's just a meme older women started
it 100% is, the standard of beauty in women is late teens early 20s they're just coping

>angst
do you know what website you are on mate?

whether you're trying to be funny or helpful, you're failing really horribly
go away

Really hot but slutty and mean girl I fooled around with once, went over to her house and her mom was pretty cute too and her mom was like "Heeey Zaaach" in this flirty ass voice and said I was really funny. Obviously kinda flirting with me to wind her daughter up but I loved it nonetheless. She was the type of mom that if she walked in on me piping her little daughter from behind she would have said nothing about it and been turned on.

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He has a patreon? I hope that's a fucking joke

this is my phone wallpaper loooool
fucking love that guy

ah yes let's all suddenly start discussing some random mental case who posts here with a tripcode for special attention
you fucking faggots
encouraging mental illness and attention whoring on here like a bunch of gossipy schoolgirls

Boris the bottler

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She looks decent for her age, but not met her in person yet
But you can tell she’s from a different generation, messaging her feels like messaging your friends mum or something
She’s very polite and has offered to cook despite us having only exchanged 3 or 4 messages, kind of weirding me out a bit
Maybe my brains just been warped to only be attracted to blunt, disinterested slags

everyone pumped for the manchu update tomorrow?
never really played around there could be a laugh

yeah your sister has nothing on your mum tbf

Haven’t seen Ben Shapiro destroying things with facts and logic recently, has he run out of things to destroy?

I quite enjoy how it's become associated with that guy from the BLACKED RAW picture

what a bizarre looking wizard

Hello /brit/

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does it make up for the vastly inferior body? after all you can always teach a young girl what you like in the sack