Fact 1: This guy is of Finnish (albeit born in America)

Jason is a Wisconsinite.

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All this picture can’t be real. I have never seen a meme become real like this. His the giga if all the pics are real and not shopped.

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he looks happy

He lives 20 minutes from me
I wonder if I'll run into him sometime

can someone give me a quick rundown on this coomer maymay?
he's the guy from the BLACKED expo, right? which board is behind this? i suspect Jow Forums

Why are people bullying finns so badly?

Is it true he has a wife and son? Unbelievable if yes

wtf i thought he was /ourguy/

doesnt he work at target?

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where's fact 3???

he looks like a nice guy from his twitter account

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he probably has his dick in hand RIGHT NOW

He really really likes pornstars.
twitter.com/jayman079

He is a nice guy and a real gentleman.

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He doesn't seem like a bad guy, I just hope the kids trolling his twitter would stop

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He is Estonian.

tell me about the coomer
why does he coom?

He puts the cooms on his head

It's the coom

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why did shakespeare write
why did beethoven compose
i believe we've all been sent here for a reason
his
is to coom

then my purpose must it be to coompost

Serious question: why are his eyes so deep in his head ?
Inb4 coom

Coom

his excessive cooming has led his insides to be depressurized, sucking his eyeballs inwards.
such is the price we pay for cooming

Aryan, superior genetics.

was about to give this same diagnosis
remember to not exeed cooming over 10 times a day

Thanks for the laughs,

That cushions diseases or whatever. A few of them cause that. I think you can see it get worse too in some pics

>remember to not exeed cooming over 10 times a day
a true coomer never stops cooming

Can you elaborate ?

imagine using his head as a bowling ball

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play

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Some people actually wax their head after shaving

youtu.be/NfFvcjtngYI

youtube.com/watch?v=UnkBUTheIC0

Check out the comments
youtu.be/gLexCNS--Gs

You know, for a chronic masturbator he actually looks like quite a good socially adjusted fella, he isnt even straight up ugly, that picture in the blacked ocnvention thing is Just unflatering

kek

Proof that the coomer is Estonian.

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He's regressing to a more primitive state of humanity.

you mean, more advanced

Unfortunately he's not going to pass his genes.

if through whatever circumstances a woman ever enters his domicile and happens to sit down on virtually any surface, he just might.

are you not sorry we had to see this

He knows what he is and proud of it. Dude just loves to jerk off. What about it?

Who's the girl?

It's a rare woman who understands her husband's need to coom.

Mega kek!

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No finns always loved and supported /ourcoomer/

Because Jason is based.

(t. boomer)

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What article? Link please

Fact 2: He's a janitor from Tampere, Finalnd (albeit born in America)

me on the right

When will his first murder be?

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coomed twice today

doublecoom

i think it's this one:

vice.com/en_us/article/gyagej/photos-of-porn-superfans-at-the-avn-expo

Jason is a good boy.

>which board is behind this? i suspect Jow Forums
/tv/.

Also, stop alerting him of Jow Forums, you fucking retards. Just let him do his thing.

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>/tv/.
of course
formerly ceemer

My descendant :)