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Just did 30 push ups in a row

LOVE being Jewish me.

literally me this morning

Wouldn't know what that's like. How is it?

>>Jow Forumsbritfeel

3 pints in comin on strong! I’m doing Alrite my laaaaaad I’m
Doing Alrite my laaaad

I'm just coming to the end of my post-toil home workout and I've done 350 push ups (10 x 35, mix of decline and flat). Started off this post to try and make you feel bad, but then I realised that I was in your place once and doing 30 in a row is still a pretty good achievement that most people aren't able to do, so well done you

Lads, if you had two girls at the same time, one on the other side of the world but you liked better, one with you in the UK, but you were slightly indifferent but they were safe. Both same looks, maybe one across world slightly better.

Who would you stick with? Take the risk or play it safe?

what are ze plans

all in here lads

writing a semi-autobiographical novella about an incel

literally me this morning

So how long is it going to take until people can openly talk about the serious negative flaws of Winston Churchill and his absolutely insane plans after WW2?

I do 88 every day
I space them out throughout the day though
In the morning I do 30
Then when I get home from class I do 30
And then when I get home from work I do the last 28
I do this with burpees and crunches as well

Shag your MILF of a mam

Tab of th' ol' LSD under the foreskin

just got called a britneger in /nederdraad/ lads

Good on you. One day the bodyweight masterrace will take over the world, and the Jow Forums runts who only care about big muscles will crumble beneath us

only a person of jewish descent would type a post like this

lol

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What would happen if I stuck benzos up me ass

*wanks on your face*
P R A N K E D

starting a violent revolution to overthrow the government

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pour those millions all over the pizza and eat it

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grim grim grim grim GRIM

hope you choke

Churchill's biggest mistake was opposing Adolf Hitler (pbuh)

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Fan just broke
Silence in my room is deafening

please tell me you at least cooked those in the oven not the microwave

*Pills my Uzi out"
It was just a prank, bro!

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love bodyweight workouts me

Only one way to find out m8

I know everything about churchill and he never once did anything wrong

Hello

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do you ever eat normally?

ALRI ALRI ALRI

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why do jews eat such weird food?

WTF
Brits look like THAT
woah......

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75% yeah
F
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T

bad post

refuse to believe that coys weighs anything less than 120 kg based on the garbage he's constantly shoving down his gullet

Company wants me to work on the sea trials for the next submarine lads. Means going on the boat for potentially a few weeks at a time on and off. Should I?

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Yeah lots of gay sex I reckon ya like.

Are you a neger?

giss a kiss bender lips x

sounds mint

where's the rest of your chin?

grim little paki

Why do French people only eat one egg?
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because in French one egg is "un œuf"

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Feeling nostalgic for halo 2 and 3
Especially 3

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hot

need those lips around my knob pronto

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Still can't believe tim was hit by a car, hope hes resting in peace x

IS THIS TRUE??? WHAT HAPPENED TO TIM????

Aye why not

well you can't get any gayer

What would you do if you had a femdom fetish lads? You're simply damned if you do and damned if you don't, there's no happy solution. Far far worse than being a homo desu. Only thing worse is if you're unfortunate enough to be born a nonce

FUCK video games and FUCK gamers

I really have to take a poo but it's 9 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON

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Some lad found out he was killed in the news or something, his step sister contacted the police and got everything taken down, probably wrong on the details a bit but yeah

so brave

just arranged a lift to gym toil later
its safe to say the beers are flowing

get in there de lad

Take my poo from earlier for inspiration

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Best pint in spoons right there

I had to take one at midnight last night. Shit happens.

would pit an Irishman against a male of any race in a fistfight

well done he's 13

asked someone who was in iraq how many people he killed and he seem pretty upset with me

i think it was a conspiracy
I reckon THEY found out that Tim knew something and so they had to get rid of him

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Bored & irritable

>pints before the gym
What? Or do you work at a gym?

im not a fat cunt

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Depends how deeply rooted it is and what exactly gets you going. Doing nofap may help turn you away from it. I like a bit of facesitting myself t b h.

Came back from ein job interview

He's about to get rid of you next mate

Football's leaders have called on Saudi Arabia satellite operators to stop "providing a platform for piracy".

Broadcaster beoutQ has been illegally showing matches - mainly in Saudi Arabia - despite the rights to show games in the region belonging to Qatari company beIN Sports.

pretty based ngl

Can taking drugs a few times a year and drinking heavily every few weeks or so damage your ability to put sentences together properly

asking for a friend

Is there a more grotty/seedy (legal) trade than fun fairs? If there is I can't think of it.

my friends who serve are weird about it as well
obviously people would be naturally curious
but they refuse to tell me much of anything interesting that went on

and then moni posted arse pics, phwoar