/birt/

they all look like they have findom accounts on twitter

they look like a fun bucnh of girls desu dont see why not

Christ almighty I'm glad I always throw it away

Abloo bloo

I say bring on the climate change

no i dont associate with the lesser sex cause people will think im weak

hard choice but 2 > 4 > 1 > 3

>/birt/

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I have never used a solid state hard drive

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>You can't just watch a film on your phone, that isn't a true experience! You were NOT entertained, stop lying!!

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I've been using one for about a month

it's pretty good ngl

Fuck Trump.

didn't ask

leftypol twisting his brain into a monkey's fist by arguing that drumpf is simultaneously anti-semitic but owned by israel, and islamophobic but owned by saudi arabia

Alri lads

TRUMP2020

MORGEN WEER WERKMEISJE
AAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=mnlam8eJw1E
SHHHHGGRRRRRCHHHGGRHRHRH

Lig wakker in mijn bed
Mijn hoofd vol met gedachten
De tijd tikt langzaam door
Slapeloze nachten
En de zon breekt langzaam door
M'n ogen reeds gesloten
Bedenken als ik slaap
Ben ik even weg van al mijn dromen
Maar ik heb slapeloze nachten
Lig te staren in het duister
Met de eindeloze droom
Geen reden om ogen nog te sluiten
Want ik kan mijn toekomst vinden in mijn fantasie
Dagdromen en ik kan ze zien
Niet gebonden aan grenzen leek mij
Leef een volledige anarchie
Ik heb gezien, alles kan zo veranderen in gauw, dus doe het liever gauw
Mijn insteek is handen uit de mouw
Ik zie mijzelf niet zo gauw
iets doen en ik moet naar buiten met m'n tanden op elkaar
Dus ik lig wakker, heel de nacht te dromen
Gezonde spanning over wat gaat komen
Morgen beginnen we de dag weer vrolijk
zie de zon opkomen
Lig wakker in mijn bed
Mijn hoofd vol met gedachten
De tijd tikt langzaam door
Slapeloze nachten
En de zon breekt langzaam door
M'n ogen reeds gesloten
Bedenken als ik slaap
Ben ik even weg van al mijn dromen
Maar ik heb slapeloze nachten
Yeah en ik wil back to the future
De vloer brand is de plek voor mn voeten
Ik rij 's nachts de stad ligt te snurken
Blikken van ijzer in een stad vol met schurken
Zo in m'n eentje, m'n visie is zuiver
Zweet in m'n bed ik wil liever naar buiten
M'n gedachten op een master plan
En ik dans met de duivel, geeft aan hoe (dan) hoe ver ik ben
Ogen volgen mij net alsof ik in een film zit
Vingers die kriebelen zodra ik effe stil zit
Klaar voor de actie adrenaline kicks
Verslavend, net alsof je aan de heroïne zit
De klok tikt door
Tijd om te slapen
Toch blijf ik maar gaan want de zon breekt door
Achtervolgd door m'n toekomst
Zo'n drang naar morgen daarom
Lig wakker in mijn bed
Mijn hoofd vol met gedachten
De tijd tikt langzaam door
Slapeloze nachten
En de zon breekt langzaam door
M'n ogen reeds gesloten
Bedenken als ik slaap
Ben ik even weg van al mijn dromen
Maar ik heb slapeloze nachten

The sheer potency is lysergic acid diethylamide is truly mind-blowing

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>ywn be one of their 'male friends' who has actually shagged at least a couple of them on one occasion

They look like they do ket and pills

screaming and violently wailing

>A Banksy artwork depicting politicians in the commons as chimpanzees is expected to fetch 2 million pounds at auction

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Damn this society.

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cringe

Hi

1 is the fittest

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/brit/ is fucking ruined tonight

hello

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Alri commie, free market capitalism innit

>hurrrrr min calories omg how many???

Grow a metabolism nerds

visionary

lmaoooo diane abbott hard done by

she wants a man from COOMhampton

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>birt

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>tasteless brainlets can amass fortunes of millions
NO NO NO IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS

>the no reputation as an artist to get paid to launder money

He sold a picture of an ashtray for like 6m

stfu you thick uneducated virtue denier

openly criticising the state of israel at family dinner

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>been trying to find housing for months near the place where i live
>literally get scammed
>meanwhile Ntumbe gets free social housing from the goverment for which im paying while i cant find living space : )

Omg that’s so subversive

outside STINKS
really need to stop dumping my piss bottles onto the roof

nothing worse than piss in the sun

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good time to sell it to be fair

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Got a moment for transrights lads?

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British people are all mentally ill and should be killed.

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my parents wouldnt even understand

cant seriously point out the country on the map

I'm not a denier, I am a skeptic

i stand corrected

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Powerful.

jog on wog brains

1 > 4 > 2 > 3

Joe Rogan will show up at the auction with 10 million for the chimpanzee artwork

No

>nog steed geen nedermeisje kont

waarom zijn nedermeisjes zo kuis en slecht in leveren voor pappie?

Japanese dude wrote my autobiography before I lived it.

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3 > 1 >2 > 4

me? don't personally mind boomers or landlords. think it's silly to get angry about them x

You are going to respect my gf right now you councilhouse dweller!

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now i know how joan of arc felt

Null

That is equality lad

dutch is such an ugly language. german is far superior in every respect.

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Wish I had a group of fit female friends who I’ve ended up shagging after blurry nights out

i will NEVER be a shagger

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You don't

They start getting awkward around you

screaming

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all trans people should have the right to choose whether they get thrown off tall buildings or beheaded

>me?
>i dont personally mind wasting my entire life in the gutter while another lives a life of privilegesfrom the fruit of my labor

youtube.com/watch?v=JLSR0lyN88I

no one eats the whole thing though

Paki pedo kys

just ordered a papa johns

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For me, it's Great Shitstain

feel you would need to be both good-looking and highly charismatic to be that guy

Story goes his kid only turned retarded after i punted the little fucker across the room in 2008

wanneer?

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mentally ill freak

Just ordered a slag

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Hallo bongs

Why do you all eat so much yank shite? Do you hate yourself that much? Fucking benders

3 is grim lad i know these birds she's an amazonian about 6'2 not a good shag either trust me mate you dont want to get involved with her 2 would probably be the best shag of the bunch look at that mama body corrrr fucking peng lad

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benelux? more like BENDERlux

Am neither and both of these things at the same time, who am i?