Do you have coomers in your country?

heehee why are his balls so small?

He coomed too much and they shriveled up.

>can't
I don't want one, stop projecting

yes

>I don't want one

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I have a gf (and have had several before) and I agree with him

>no belcoom, switzcoomland, fincoom, coomstria and others

>Coomle
>Argencoomia
>Urucoom
>Paracoom
>Coomzil
>Ecoomdor
>Coomlombia
>Pecoom
>Coomlivia
>Venecoomla

>lotion
Do americans really?

Also, this "coomers" meme is the most stupid forcing meme I've ever seen.

Then bend over to be his

No.

Most Americans jewcumcised so they don’t have natural lubrication foreskin provides

I see no lotion

They're all circumcized like a bincha JEWS so their dicks don't glide without lube, sad desu desu senpai.

I am not interested in being his girlfriend

That's an energy drink.

>t. el coomer

The toasty is strong with this one

I have penis, and you need to go outside and meet some people, maybe get a hobby, work out, and adopt a healthier diet into your life, since you're american I'm assuming you're overweight, which damages your chances to get a girlfriend

>Coomited states of america.
>Americooms

I love this meme

Thats not lotion, why do euros always feel the need to bring up the fact that they don't need lotion, why do they think about penises so much

more complete one

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Maybe because the pictures is a guy masturbating

There was no lotion, therefore not relevant to the topic at hand

>the European Coomion
>the Coomited Nations
>the United States of Coomerica
>the British Coomonwealth
Fuck this is making me hard... I think im gonna coom

>coping so hard

Are you really that much of an empty, sad piece of shit you can't comprehend people being happy on their own?

he coom

Depends, does masturbating every day made me a coomer?

Yes

I coomed 5 times today.
one load went more than 1m

>I can't have sex, can't attract women so you can't jerk off to porn
>dude I've been REWIRING my neural pathways for three weeks now, why can't I attract a girl
t. every nofap partaker

I'm circumcised and still don't use lotion

You room must smell like shit

Fapless is good, nofap is bad

Was about to fap, now I won't. Thanks user

Masturbation for men is disgusting and cringepilled but for women is qt and empoweredpilled.
Deal with it incels

COOOOMING

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You can replace masturbation with anything really, that's how it works here at least

Being a coomer is good, I wouldn't mind to get a gf but I don't care about it enough to actively try and get one. Just seems like such a waste of time when you can just coom and spend your time doing things you actually enjoy.

based fellow coomer
same reason as this guy gf require too much time and effort

Ya ahhh sheli this is cope

yes, me

>not turcoom

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Not long until December, fellow coomers

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Joke's on you, my SSRIs already killed my libido (and I like it this way desu)

this. straight jackin' saves you that mad cream

probably on average wank twice a day but the act of sex disgusts me and i avert my eyes if i see it on ads

this meme is still getting a hearty chuckle out of me

your dick will literally be destroyed after this

yes i am one

that's just training for fibonacci fap february

SCABS ON MY DICK

>no Slokoomia
>no Monacoom
>no Liechtencoom
>no Vaticoom City
>no San Marincoom

I agree it straight up is not funny.

t.foreskinless jew

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Yeah i'm about to coom now, just need to decide which porn to coom to

coomed three times already
my nipples feel so raw and good when I rub them after putting clamps on them
need something to rub my prostate

Have sex, Aristotle

Wait, you guys dont fap with your left hand?

because dicks are hot? why shouldnt we think about them? what are you a fag? its just a shame to see them ruined by being cut.

The term is oversocialization

how many cooms do you need a day to be considered a coomer?

>because dicks are hot?
fag

tfw jewed out of foreskin

liking/licking dick is perfectly straigth you fag. as long as its ironic, you say no homo, or its a feminine penis.

its alright, cooming isn't that great anyway

AAAHHHHHH

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>Also, this "coomers" meme is the most stupid forcing meme I've ever seen.

I think it's the most relatable meme I've seen in years. Do you even coom?

yes

Yeah.....

I.... I'M COOMING!!!!!
ARRRRRGH!

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No

yes me. i just nutted to ebony porn

i wish wiscoomsin was canadian clay

>russians use 5 hour energy as lotion
terrifying