/smg/ - Stock Market General

looks like I am late to the party on that one when ALT is going in that direction.

It is, just not the type of break that picks you up.

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Where can I buy

Share your thoughts on what happend with Weed this past hour

Do you think it was the bubble popping or a Long over due correction

Will it be on Robinhood?

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but what does it mean?

graphs only come in a few basic shapes

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dude... uh... haha what?

YES

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SIMPLY DOES POP GO THE WEASEL OR DOES THE MAFUCKER JUST GO IN THE HOLE TO SLEEP

DUDE LMAO

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Its just a simulation

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Don't worry, you're going to take your 14k and make 1% day right?

>up 21.88% today

naise

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RIV will be trading on the TSXV. US anons will have to figure out how buying works from their side. You can either buy the Canadian ticker or it may list on OTC (i dunno). Robinhood is no.

Warning disclaimer though, cause I would feel bad if shit turned sour on the quick-like with this thing. Pic related is Aurora Cannabis' US venture capital spinoff, Australis Capital Inc's, opening day chart. Pic related. That is one of the three ways this will go. Yes, those numbers on the chart are in dollars (leaf bucks) and yes that chart is accurate. Be careful frens.

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Sympathetic dump for Tilray mainly. Tilray caused a panic across the whole sector.

Dude, like what if you got a weasel high? Like what if you did bong rips right next to his little hidey hole and then, like, blew into there so you could, like, get the weasel high?

>software taking over the world
>hurr why are software companies seeing an exponential rise in value
Imagine being this much of a brainlet and a tripfag to boot.

Weed isnt going anywhere in the long term, in the short term though, buying calls near the top was a dumb move.
>TLRY
How do you anons hear about this shit before it moons? @_@

TLRY bagholders report in

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why is C up 3.3% today was there some news I missed or something

>tfw i forgot i had puts on CGC
oh boy this is like christmas

Heres the projection for weed

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>How do you anons hear about this shit before it moons? @_@

Tilray was a pretty hype IPO before it listed for public trading July 19th. Lots of news about it at the time and plenty of anticipation before.

All bank s are up because of the treasury yields + we have interest rate decisions on the 26th

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>TLRY
>pretty hyped up
lol
ya dont say?

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Oh, haha, yeah the hype was justified at the IPO offering price and opening day price. Tilray opened for trading at around $20/share. Share price went crazy high because of the small float.

isn’t the fed pushing rates up or are they starting to loosen the belt

wait
so youre trying to tell me this company isnt worth $15B dollars?

thats crazy talk senpai

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they are rising them
Thats why banks went up

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TLRY and has a similar share structure to another stellar offering that came out today, and of course I'm talking about XYF

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Not for at least few more weeks. Let me just say if you buy more now you will have a VERY Merry Christmas...

whats a good dividend stock or etf?

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Looks like a $20,000,000,000 company to me

yeah I guess I still have that sales floor mindset of high rate = bad because then nobody wants to buy loan products

oh man youre not kidding, are you?
my wifes gonna kill me ffs

checked
so my wife wont leave me?
please?

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I love the look of the Ameritrade app but their website looks kinda shitty.

anyone ever used kagi graphs for intraday memery?
looks fun desu

Why would this go anywhere?
What does it even do?

That's a good thing. The worse the UI is, the harder it is to panic sell.
Buy TQQQ and never sell

dude.. i dont know, wait. what? Who were we talkng about? DUDE

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kek

>this retarded pothead shilling weed for the last week loses everything and brings down some newfags with him

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$MJ ETF shifting assets

I only now realize the power of smug posting

You are a God among men
Another goy gone the way of big 5

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When dude weed is the hot topic on RH and stocktwits, well you know how it ends

Calculated gamble, do you not feel a great EXHILARATION when Canadian stoner faggots fail, and you win precisely because of their failure?

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Where is ratsu??
I want the new comic RIGHT NOW

DUDE
forget about that
who like even cares, right?

check THIS out tho bro
bro
check it. its like that one dude, elliot, was sayin.
ya know, like wave 1, 2 and then 3? you dig

what if....
what if that whole run from 86 was just like, the beginning? like that was just wave 1 and 2, and like this next run is gonna be hella wicked and shit, you feel me?

wouldnt that be like fucking hella crazy and shit?

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TFW shareholder perks

Check if your stocks have perks boys
Just realized I get discounts on Budweiser and get to enter the secret Newell brands store

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Me? lol no I'm up 165% this year. I do, kinda sorta, know how to trade a little.

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W-what?

R u elite?

It will be released on the WordBlog page on Friday

>What do they have in that place a commercially ready fusion reactor?
>No, weed infused soft drinks.

100 bucks says youll never use em, just like the chilis card

Tilray puts or did you short? Nice work either way user!

Link plz
I get to go to massive coke fueled orgies with the TQQQ company

DUDE

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Puts on CGC and CRON. The IV spike alone today has increased their value by 20 percent.

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BRO

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am I supposed to bring a picture of my robincuck account to the store?

its ratsuchan.wordpress kek

you have a robincuck account?

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Nice.

Very nice.

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It not enough that I should succeed, others should also fail.

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that OC?
havent seen that one

this ones my favorite
some goy ITT made it i think

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To be fair robin hood is pretty good if you're responsible
I switched to TD though and disabled options and am making money finally
Robinhood is a curse

>that OC?

No I just found it on the goggles a minute ago. Goggle 'elon musk painting' for a treasure trove of pure gold.

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So if I wish others fail in their endeavors and post smug anime girls, I too can make money?

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yeah the website is getting better , its pretty based

VOO.

Sure sweetie.

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>sold everything at 292
>someone actually bought my bag
Feels fucking evil man.

DUDE
HOLY SHIT
DUDE
WHEAT!

checked
yes
everyone must die
subvert everything
take
never give back

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I don't think you can ever fully grasp the intense contempt I feel for certain groups of people.

you mean based as in selling your data to the highest bidder based ?

Is that a discount Nagatoro?

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Everyone does that and it's in their terms and conditions.

Last year I got a form in the mail to vote for the new CVM ceo. I was holding $5 worth of it, which I think was 25% of my portfolio at the time. I should’ve voted.

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weekly doesnt look bad either desu

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Let the hatred be your guide
Let the power flow through you

I hope earnings nigger learned his lesson about valuation and bubbles, and I hope newfags learned their lesson about listening to people in /smg/.

This board does not have the turn over required for my smuggies folder, you can have Nagatoro, and even then my reserves will never be depleted.

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I like how it changes colors lol

>I hope earnings nigger learned his lesson about valuation and bubbles
lol who did what?

>listening to people in /smg/
People in /smg/ are fine as fuck senpai what is your problem

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I have many smugs ready if GALT fails.
>bio tech

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KEK

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Damn CHAD 2000 better gap up bigly or I'm going to be fucking pissed off as a mother fucker.

Buy MYOS

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