/brit/

Only retards find these memes funny

say something nice about janny-kun

babestation

AND TIMMY IM SOME HOT NIGGA
LIKE I TALK TO SHOPPER WHEN I SHOT NIGGAS
LIKE YOU SEE VINAY TWIRL AND THEN HE DROP NIGGA
AND I KEEP THEM HACKS ON MY PC NIGGA
AND SCOOCHY KEEP IT ON HIM HE DONE DROPPED NIGGAS
AND STUNTY HE BE WILDING HE SOME HOT NIGGA
HERO KNOWN TO GET BUSY WITH THEM GLOCKS NIGGA
TRY TO BUILD AND YOU CAN CATCH A SHOT NIGGA

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Working nights innit lads

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REEEE WE VOTED ONCE THAT'S ENOUGH DEMOCRACY FOR A GENERATION
NO MORE GENERAL ELECTIONS EVER ALLOWED AGAIN REEEEE WE VOTED BREXIT LIKE 10 YEARS NO MORE DEMOCRACY

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27 hours into my fast lads, give me strength

Mark E. Smith was a Glitter fan. "I was really into Gary Glitter, and I used to get bad-mouthed for it. It was like 'You've got to be into David Bowie or Yes – Gary Glitter's just tripe'. And I was going 'It's fuckin' great. It's avant-garde... Well, two drummers and all that – it was really percussive. It was the only decent thing around", the Fall frontman said in 1993, speaking to NME.

Reckon MES wasn't too shy of the noncing himself

takbir brother

Yes, that's how it works. They agreed to enact the result of the referendum and we are still waiting

Lads who would you choose

A 6.5/10 girl with very rich parents

Or a 8/10 girl with working class parents?

>don't need a social life, i've got /brit/
yikes

looks like my old accommodation top left there, thats not manors but the next one isnt it

Bowie was a nonce too anyway

>27 hours into my fast
ive done 3 days 27 hours is fucking nothing you crying cunt

You x

I’m not a fucking muzzie scum I’m just fat

enda stevens agenda

Death to america
Death to israel
A curse upon the jews

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don't understand, is he saying it's bent to appreciate a sunset?

We didn't vote for no deal, we need further clarification
if it's the will of the people then why are you scared of losing?

Longest I’ve gone was 5 days u wetwipe I’m still allowed to struggle in the early stages

omg haha

This should be the fate of all women.

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no youre not theres no such thing as struggle

FREE HAT

>give the public a vote
>promise to abide by the result
>politicians lose the vote
>politicians: "nah, changed our minds now, won't be doing that"
>go against what the people voted for
this is democracy apparently

yeah, high level insecurity

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too much whiskey tonight! too much whiskey by half!!!

God bless anime

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nah cos like yanks leaving was the end of "the first empire", only AFTER did the empire go on to hit the heights it did i.e. the second empire

Very rich, but then i have klinefelters

don't need a social life, i've got /brit/

got food poisoning, lads
puked last night and puked again today
rate my sick pls

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Corrrrrrrr

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for £200 you have sex with a japanese girl as fit as this and ye im thinkin it peng

But 2mn people have died and 2.3mn others have joined the electorate since then, things have happened, opinions may have changed

Surely the democratic thing to do would be to ascertain whether it still has a democratic mandate?

youtube.com/watch?v=3WMuzhQXJoY
youtube.com/watch?v=3WMuzhQXJoY
youtube.com/watch?v=3WMuzhQXJoY

referendums are only ever informative, not legally binding

hope she sees this bro x

based

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>le i dont care ;___;
thank god you ugly cunt its all in your head
you dont know me

We voted to leave and no deal is leave
It is the will of the people because leave didn't lose

Getting to that part of my life now where all the people that were exceptional at sport in my school are now being released from their teams and all that and they’re now realising they have fuck all in their life in terms of job prospects now.

Grim, sport is a vicious business.

How'd you do that you spacker
Nice shoes by the way, vans ?

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need a massive shit

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hahaha amin yashed

>complications during the brexit process
>need further clarification on what the public desire now we are at a crossroads
>REEEEEEEEE NO MORE DEMOCRACY WE MUST DO THE MOST EXTREME VERSION OF BREXIT EVEN THOUGH THIS WASN'T SPECIFIED IN THE REFERENDUM

do fit japanese girls easily sleep with an attractive/tall white gaijin?

Love manipulating the malleable minds of the pathetic pondlife at my toil

Truly however, the joke is on me for willingly agreeing to enjoy my time on this earth at toilstein’s discretion

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what you doing in there mate aha

when youre pissed and you inhale hard via the nose the air smells particularly clear but i associate that with drunkenness and sickness ah could be penger

>Surely the democratic thing to do would be to ascertain whether it still has a democratic mandate?
don't use weasel words. Just say "I want Brexit cancelled so we should have a do-over that I think my side can win. And if we don't win, we should have another do-over until we do."

>promise to abide by the result
you must have missed that part

am in ma mum's caaaar brum brum

Actually there was never an empire

why do Dutch people look like THAT?!

drank off milk. didn't realise it was off until i'd already drank like 5 cups of tea/coffee with it
yup. i got sick on them lmao

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did adding "no one:" to the beginning of this post really add to or improve the joke?
christ, reddit humour is so stale.

you could say that with every election ever held

Lol John Green banned me from commenting on his YouTube channel before he was famous

don't think promises are legally binding either

This is the ideal female physique. You're a poofter if you think otherwise.

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no one:
rorke: did adding "no one:" to the beginning of this post really add to or improve the joke? christ, reddit humour is so stale.

State of circumcised knobs Christ alive
How can you be happy looking down at that, mad

no theyre a lot harder than u think
but yes very easily for £200-300
(unironically have pulled a jap girl in a tokyo nightclub and went third base with her but its so hard)

good post

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verbal contract mate

ok let's just not do brexit then, i'm sure nobody will mind. it's legally not bound after all
oh wait, we live in the real world where things aren't defined in autistic legal terms and doing that would be fucking idiotic

was told tho that its a lot easier pulling outside of tokyo and ye i believe that

this is a females version of porn

Fat girls with small tits

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yeah there's a reason we have written contracts though isn't there

>pro-remain sabotage is """complications"""
lol

need the yanks to elect based yang so i can immigrate and get $1000 a month

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Wtf is that white shit on the bloke’s thumb

Lickydicky is the pulling master let's ask him

reddit.com/r/menwritingwomen/comments/cq39t1/this_is_my_take_on_how_all_men_should_be/

apparently some woman are unhappy with how men write them in books there's

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do we really want to live in a world where the prime minister of luxembourg has any power outside of his own cunt

why are straight men so fragile ?

I could say much the same - you don't want a referendum because you're not sure it's still got public backing and want to force it through anyway

i do want brexit cancelled, but it's beside the point. you can't explain to me how allowing the public to opine on the matter over three years later, with a lot more information at hand is undemocratic.

conversely you could say this notion of 'but you said....' lasts much longer, and we shouldn't have elections more than once every 100+ years. The norm is 4-5 years in almost every country... and we're 3.25 years since the ref.

when the verbal contract is beyond dispute (on fucking telly) then its as strong as a written one simple as

sophie reade's bare bum