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*Phone rings*
*Noel puts his hand on your shoulder and answers*
>Yes... ok ill let him know
>The bankers offering you 7 pickled onion monster munch and a cream egg

boomers talk like this
zoomers talk in all lower case and use little to no punctuation

interesting how there's a difference between how generations type/talk on the internet

when you think about it is there anything more runtish as working in a place called the house of commons

How come your thread didn't get deleted bender

>that panty shot
IM
GONNA
COOM

whenever lefties try to imitate english boomers they fail miserably. they don't have the ear for it.
barry stanton is the best example

he cute

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honstly my little jack russeltim could do a beter Job than these layabouts!!!!!!!!GET ON WITH IT WE KNOW WOT WE VOTED FOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quite partial to the Newcastle Metro system

Barry Stanton was funny and racist as fuck mate
Some working class lad and his mates owned up to the account

balls to the brewery balls to em

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>4th and 5th generation fighter jets

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just shagged

What's so good about it? Like time travelling to the 1980s its fucking shit

*enters thread*

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always someone up for a scrap

wow a £20 pound pizza

>Newcastle Metro system

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god hes so based

filthy mackem hands

Can Meghan Markle sort out Brexit?

poocastle

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i unironically pissed myself in my sleep last night.
haven't done that since i was about 7. no idea how it happened. it didn't even wake me up.
the bed wasn't wet at all but my shorts were. weird.
could it have been a wet dream? i'll smell my shorts and see if they smell of piss or if they smell of cum

patiently waiting for the thread to turn melancholic

looks like the pizza from that one kitchen nightmares episode

need newcastle out of business

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I am having a VERY BAD DAY

it's a lovely city you troublemaker

sweaty northern sausages clacked out this post

happened to me a few years ago no explanation hasnt happened since i think sometimes you lose the will to hold it

Roy Keane's been holding people hostage to his personality disorders for a while now. He's very clearly crippled by an inability to process his own feelings, so demands everyone else devolve to a state he can understand; a weird, mock-Spartan wasteland of emotional starvation.

Shame it's full of boring cunts though

nope. definitely piss. although the smell is very faint considering how damp they were when i woke up.
so weird. cant believe i pissed the bed at 21 years of age. im a fucking invalid.

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its full of southerner students
fucking nasty

for me. its cullercoats

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Was rude to my mum earlier and feel bad

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The county council is considering plans for a drive-through restaurant in Oakham, which have attracted more than 50 objections from locals as well as people from as far away as Leeds and Salisbury concerned that it would spoil the market town. Many of the county’s 40,000 residents fear that the plans would not be in keeping with the farmers’ markets and gourmet restaurants. Others complain about the “obvious eyesore of a high-profile golden arch” and that the restaurant could send house prices tumbling.

David Taylor, 39, said: “For years we’ve proudly boasted that we’re the only county in England without a McDonald’s. It’s a shame the council have bowed to the big corporations. It doesn’t suit our town and our way of living. It will be an eyesore and attract the wrong sort of people. “I guarantee once it opens, we’ll have a KFC and a Burger King next. I worry for our children’s health as a result.” Another neighbour, Charnelle Els, said: “Please don’t do this to our beautiful county. Let’s stay the only county without one of these.”

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i love fanies

For me, its the bus to South Shields

Doxxing you as we speak

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poor cow

very weird innit

whitley bay mentioned

was literally at byker station today ama

nah just thought it was a funny place name lmao

Runtlands

where were u @ tday

Fucks sake I hope I'm never on the metro with one of you runts ever

What did you say?
Go say hello and apologise, we all do it.

God I had the displeasure of having to get this thing for a work meeting once.

Newcastle is by far the grimmest place I've been in England.

It's a bizarre mix of obvious decline and poverty and this microculture of strange fashion

O-DAH O-DAH

england

riling up the rundlets

runtland

>Geordie accent

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Get roughed up by a big geordie bloke at all?

omg hivemind lol

Boomers:
>hard-workers
>wealthy
>go on holiday to Spain
>found at the local
>constantly horny, spanks the missus when he likes
>don't understand irony
>confrontational, ready to fight
>Proper Capital Letters
>own comfy homes with gardens
>read the news from buying newspapers
>use goofy and wholesome 2011 memes
>didn't go to brainwashing university campuses
>english fry-up
>brexit means brexit

Millenials and zoomzooms:
>either NEETs or hardly working in their service industry jobs, spending most of their shifts on their phones
>don't go on holiday, they spend money on new nintendo switch games
>go to gimpy barcades
>low test, too much estrogen, spend their time donating to twitch thot patreons and wanking while crossdressing
>obsessed with irony, memes have completely dominated them that they can't take anything seriously, sincerely or genuinely any more. have no real convictions whatsoever, just goes with whatever's popular online
>passive agressive, "who hurt you?" "sir this is a Wendy's" "yikes" effeminate insults but too cowardly to actually pick a fight
>constantly lowercase characters, little punctuation, Capital letters are too mature, serious and scary
>don't own real homes, either leech off mummy and daddy or flatshare in a tiny soulless apartment
>read the news on Facebook, Reddit or Google notifications
>use post-ironic 2019 memes that are deconstructive and intentionally bad and low-effort, because going beyond irony is "cool"
>almost all of them are uni students being brainwashed by far-left professors
>vegan, eat quinoa, soy and avocados
>we need a people's vote #BollocksToBrexit, antifa, queer and proud

the proper northern englishmen are being drowned out by southerner students

based
fuck the scouse accent too
and the birmingham accent
and the Minnesotan accent

She's asleep so I can't, she was just telling me some of her mundane plans for tomorrow and I was being moody about it, being stuck in the house all day makes me a cunt and I can't help it

would love someone to air drop me into a southern village
just terrorise the reedy little fuckers and smash up all their shitey houses

>fuck the scouse accent too

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>Boston accent

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I'm Northern
I'm working class
And I'm the finest English gentleman you'll ever know!
It's PUKKA gear, simple as!

crazy how alex jones is never wrong

Minnesotan accent is cute
Yeah that one is nasty though

Everyone excited for Raid on Area 51 on Friday?

It's fine man don't worry about it, if it really still bothers you by tomorrow just say sorry. I've done it before loads

they'd just all claim on insurance the day after

fuck all will happen
a few redditor youtubers will show up with cameras probably, but that's all

the janny looks like THAT?

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Moving into my uni accomodation I can't come soz

love how based north west england is. no other place like it.

Oh fuck

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ever heard of chernobyl mate?

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south west > the north > south east

nah it's so fucking grating and annoying
it almost unironically almost ruins fargo.

boston and new york accents are absolutely top tier

I CAN FEEL IT
C O O M I NG
IN THE AIR TONIGHT

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what's in the south west?

Nah not into cocktails

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>no penis
FUCK OFF

West midlands > all

Fucks sake knobhead you were supposed to give me a lift.