/brit/

The latter will have better quality of play most likely but Barca flopping could be memeworthy

wish i had a laphog

Maybe she noticed you staring at her and gets on a different train now to avoid the creepy train paedo

'

honestly cannot imagine how pathetic your life has to be to resort to moving to thailand

Possible
Cant imagine I was the only one

He was a big black bloke, it was part of a set about working in an office.

oi you can't call people that

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nawt wrong with eyeing up a physically mature girl

youtube.com/watch?v=Ongemnfm2xc

Any exoskeletal man in

Ty sec

mad how school students adapt new fashions with how they wear their uniforms, see the posh slags wearing trousers that finish too high/showing their ankles and having their tie long down past their waist

when we were at school it was all about having your tie as short as possible and if your trousers were too short you got bullied, mad how fashion impacts every aspect of life

nowt wrong with feeling one up in public either, given that there are no children around

there is if she didn't consent

Aye the peaky blinders effect they call that

>that time the slags in fake tan got caught in the rain and it ran and turned their white ankle socks green

ankle bashers lmao

Ok it worked. Now what?

no there isn't

>their uniforms
Do brits really...?

Teachers should be the ones wearing uniforms

>that time when we had a water fight at lunch time and the stacys got in trouble for wearing black underwear

is there a login screen or?

>fake tan
glad i was born in sunkissed land

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>all the cute slags that wore white button up shirts and you could see their dark coloured bra under it

holy fucking PENG

Watched one of the old Carry On movies and the teachers all had those black gowns on

Yes. But now people are whining that they're too expensive and bankrupting families. Also name-brand coats are banned in many primary schools to stop kids from bullying the povvo kids who can't afford them and have to make do with an anorak from Matalan

On the bus by myself lads. Haha. On my way to meet the female friend hope she doesn't ditch me.

>forcing teens to deal with the stresses of looking fashionable every day
grim

on the train

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It's a page with a bunch of info. No login

>his school didn't have a white/skin-tone underwear policy

degenerate

Don't recall asking

At least the rain has stopped.

We could get away with wearing black trainers. People started saying their parents couldn't afford new shoes (while wearing 120 quid nike shox or something) and I guess they had a meeting and decided to let black trainers slide. So there was that and having a big fuck off windsor knot in your tie.

rain never stops

its always raining somewhere

Well by that logic, you never finish clapping. there are just periods where you have really long intervals between the last clap and the next

stop talking about young slags my virgin dick can't take it

shagged the fit PE teacher in the girls changing room in year 12

aye the big knot haha was how we used to seperate who was a fucking loser or not, no big knot? absolute freak

Can you see a brand/model of the router anywhere so I can google what you're looking at? It's that or you're going to have to either take a screenshot or become way way more specific.

>trainers

Chav school confirmed

>his school cared about what underwear the pupils were wearing
what the fuck

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I wore the same hoodie, jeans, and Shape-ups every day without issue

this
pretty much

Don't you go out in the rain

*peanuts you*

Just used to walk around with my shirt untucked

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It was part of the girl's dress code that they had to be "presentable". Never written down, but it basically meant no unnatural hair colours, no lipstick and no coloured or black bras

rebel without a cause

Don't go out in the pouring rain

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gonna side with this lad

wish corporate accounts wouldn't post like real people

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*puts my PE kit on underneath my uniform so i dont have to get undressed infront of the lads*

the half tucked shirt was popular at my school

Also no playboy bunny logos on anything. Went to a Catholic school and when the nuns found out what it meant they went full Warhammer

Manufacturer: pace plc
Model: 5268AC

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why be weird about uniforms then if you only wore the same thing every day anyway?

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>nonce policy
>Catholic school
checks out

yeah mate, considering we got afternoon detentions for being caught with your shirt untucked it was quite the risky manouever

I remember cringing at all the lads that used to keep their shirts tucked in after school, you could tell they never talked to girls

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Is /brit/ being raided?

>Muh dick
Ok fagg

>runs up behind you and pulls down your shorts during the lesson because you're obviously insecure about your body but I'm only a teenage lad myself and don't really understand my urge to humiliate you in order to better my own social standing and mask my own insecurities so I use a shield of arrogant bravado to justify my actions

I knew /brit/ was full of Roman Catholics

just got back from going out in the pouring rain'
i'm alright

can't believe yanks actually shower together after pe

did you just roll it when you got told to tuck it in?

mental isn't it
simply mental

We had showers in the changing rooms but nobody ever used them except to make girls kiss

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Simple days, when nobody could get through a sentence without a testepop

Can't believe aus has bats the size of small children

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Are you wet?
Will my hand get wet if I placed it on your head?

we had to tuck our willies so we didn't intimidate any of the girls with our toxic masculinity

don't other countries have flying foxes?

yeah more or less, or just tucked and immediately untucked

hold on I'm looking through what you have here:
screenshots.portforward.com/routers/Pace_Plc/5268AC/

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Used to shower together until a certain age
Was fun finding out who had a micropenis or no pubes yet

yes same except for swimming lessons but you were in togs anyway

every day except twice a term you could wear sports uniform at my school. And it was the best public school in teh city and all the shit ones made the kids always wear formal.
Loved the arse hugging lycra shorts

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not really I drove

Sure np

Nanny state gone mad. Boys can't even carry Lynx with them anymore, it's all confiscated and replaced with odourless antiperspicant