I need to turn $500 into $800 in nine days

I need to turn $500 into $800 in nine days.

How?

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Buy kneepads for 20$. Suck 400 dicks, pay the dick sucking taxes. Enjoy your 800

with a decent job u could $800 in a week from $0

CFDs on crypto.

Tilray

all in holochain.

This man knows

fucking kek'd

This

Do not do cdf u will get fucked, take a loan or get a card, if u really are looking, then deep web and look for credit.

Buy a call option for nvidia, WWE, NEWR, or ADBE. Buy a two-week expiration. You’re welcome

Tear your dollars in half. You'll now have $1,000.

You're welcome.

thats like 4 or 5 good trades in crypto, I make that in less than an hour
get your ass on bitmex

you gain 60% every hour? let's say you've spent 100 hours trading and started with $100. you now have more money than the entire world. (2.58x10^22)

come the fuck on make your lies a little bit believable.

thats not how it works you dumb fuck.

Suck dicks. You can charge more if you swallow.

Unironically put it all into Nano. You should have over $2000 in nine days.

> put all into XVG
> cross fingers

all in Tilray and either hit 800 or 0 by the end of tomorrow

>pornhub gives a 50% discount to all users who pay in xvg.

put it all on black