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Year 7 = 11-12 years old (first year of secondary, or 'big' school)
Year 8 = 12-13
Year 9 = 13-14 (do SATS)
Year 10 = 14-15 (mock GCSEs)
Year 11 = 15-16 (actual GCSEs)
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Year 12 = 16-17 (AS Levels)
Year 13 = 17-18 (A Levels)

Puzzled as to why horny and lonely anoms don't just go to Africa and get a black gf. They go nuts for foreigners.

On this day in British History

>1745 – Prince Charles Edward Stuart or 'Bonnie Prince Charlie' as he was better known, arrives in Edinburgh and declares his farther the rightful king of Scotland.
>1775 – American Revolutionary War: The Invasion of Canada begins with the Siege of Fort St. Jean.
>1901 – Second Boer War: A Boer column defeats a British force at the Battle of Blood River Poort.
>1901 – Second Boer War: Boers capture a squadron of the 17th Lancers at the Battle of Elands River.
>1914 – World War I: The Race to the Sea begins.
>1939 – World War II: German submarine U-29 sinks the British aircraft carrier HMS Courageous. Two torpedoes struck the ship on her port side before any aircraft took off, knocking out all electrical power, she capsized and sank in 20 minutes with the loss of 519 of her crew, including her captain. The survivors were rescued by the Dutch ocean liner Veendam and the British freighter Collingworth. The two escorting destroyers counterattacked U-29 for four hours, but the submarine escaped.
>1940 – World War II: Due to setbacks in the Battle of Britain and approaching autumn weather, Hitler postpones Operation Sea Lion, the planned amphibious invasion of Britain.
>1944 – World War II: British and American airborne troops parachute into the Netherlands as the "Market" half of Operation Market Garden.
>1944 – World War II: German forces are attacked by the British in the Battle of San Marino.
>1954 – The novel Lord of the Flies by William Golding is first published.
>2013 – Grand Theft Auto V, developed by Rockstar North based in Edinburgh, Scotland, releases earning more than half a billion dollars on its first day

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Found an old folder circa 2014, going to post a screencap I took to see if it was worth screencapping

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who the fuck went to 'college'?

high school girls are arousing

Couple of arseholes who did shit in their GCSEs

Great post as always, excellent edition today

Should have lost your virginity during or before year 10

had sex with a female last night lads

mmm yeah don't care x

Dam....
This is powerfull...

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it is there's no place to meet any large diverse group of people all with something in common afterwards

they're exactly the same except a college isn't attached to a school
so you don't have school uniforms or have to call your tutors "sir/madam" or anything like that

Wasn’t ‘college’ for BTECs?

i mog people in my home town with my OP of 9 because everyone who got a better one fucked off

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Uni / jobs
It's better talking to girls at uni anyway

liberalism is a mental illness

me

I did a BTEC in plumbing
Really enjoy looking at your moms rusty pipes

unnecessarily rude

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most people don't want to make friends at uni they've already got some
don't shit where you eat is a tried and true adage

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>Tyranny of the minority

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Thanks four your supports Ausbro

yeah i mean you can talk to and become acquainted with them in 50 minutes of contact a week in tutorials but not exactly easy to turn that even into a friendship

got a 6 (better than 9 btw for you outsiders) and ive never had a job

homosexuality just isn't normal is it

So diverse

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just made a post on another board and immediately realised i'd made a mistake and left the thread out of shame

he's an autistic loser and so are you
no one reads your novels
fuck off

do this all the time

Used to have two or three common tutorials with them cause of the degree, then we'd go out for lunch as a group and hang out afterwards for drinks if it was Friday or whatever

did you go to uni? Yeah all its worth is getting slightly more choices at uni for 2 years and wowing grandma

pretty amusing thanks for sharing

this

I'm certainly not autistic mate, history's good and it's probably one of the most on topic and considered posts we get here every day

If anything you getting angry about it for no reason says more about you, stop being a clown

good morning shaggers

Just filter me if you don’t like them

if you slashed your wrists no one would care
do us a favour and save us from your posts you terminal bore

>I'm certainly not autistic mate
>history's good
pick one, tismo

no worries mate cheers, also found this

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my aussie (online) mates reckon english accents are hard for them to replicate

yeah was raised to think i had to and started two degrees i have no interest in finishing ahaha

Heya

Always enjoy this day in British history posts but never will reply to them

Think Boris will get it done by Halloween?

true

uhh wasn't talking to you mate

yes they would mate what a dumb thing to say, if you can't say the same then I just feel sorry for you mate nothing more or less
I'm not angry at you nor should you be angry at me, it's fucking /brit/ nothing to get all angsty and edgy about ahaha

better keep under making 44k a year then wahey

Don't recall asking

disagree

>justeat wont deliver for another 2 hours

reeeee

some charity guy knocked at my door and remarked on how tall I was and how thick my hair was before asking if I wanted to donate - uuhhh thanks mate, but no thanks

Life peaked in Year 11

morning mate

will never make a cent

your nice personality is a shit gimmick, everyone can see through it
slash length-ways, it's harder to stitch the veins back up. good luck champ

yeah they get told to compliment people so they're more likely to donate he was probably just struggling to find anything nice to say about you

vocaroo then mate

>how thick my hair was
What an odd compliment to get

Imagine not liking history

depends on which one it is

school was always a meme the only skill that matters is social and your natural instinct in decision making

they all just go to the stereotypical posh english accent like americans do

Unironically have sex

Not a gimmick nor was it ever mate, there's nothing to get angry about on here and the only thing to see through is your blatant projection
Get over yourself lad and calm down for your own sake

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>toil boomers banging on about how they're the only two decent drivers in the world yet again
oh GOOD

year 9 was my peak
should never have gotten braces and just owned the buck teeth

Too early for slags mate

any history book recommendations?

Good post

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guns of august or poilu for ww1

only did maths and sciences because that was all my family valued (white not chink) and turns out i fucking hate those so that was good advice

/brit/ not /autism hugbox/

well meme'd, sir.

doing a history elective in uni after 2 gap years being a neet made me realise that my knowledge of historical events has entered spectrum territory

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cheers, pal

what about girls who aren't trying to be slags but are physically incapable of being anything else

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NEED an aussie to post a vocaroo asap

Wait, why does Britain want to leave the EU again?

fucking 'ate polish innit

fair i had basically no pressure so did modern history, ancient, biology, easy maths and some IT certificate

WE ARE FUCKED

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give us a phrase

lmao i forgot zoomers are forced to stay until 18

still 6th form is separate from HS making our HS, Middle school if you think about it