I'm 22 years old with $100k in crypto ($250k january ATH). during the day i trade on binance, browse Jow Forums...

>i eat my girlfriend's pussy
you know they pee from there right?

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thanks fren, i try not to drink or do drugs unless i'm going out to a concert or something special

And one last thing, if your girlfriend looks like this you should get out of that relationship fast and move on.

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she does not. she's definitely cute by Jow Forums standards. not model-tier but i'm not into that anyways

KEK. good. just don't cheat on her and you should be set for a happy life if you save / invest your money. Good luck user

RIP my boy shkreli.

she has a penis ?

100k is damn fine for 22 user. I wouldn't say you've /madeit/ just yet, but you're on the right track. Just be smart with your money so you'll have bunch more by the time you're 30.

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Making it is having a gf that tosses ur salad

oh she does. also little known fact best 69 is rimjob-69ing

Dem lucky trips, 3 more years b4 he's shitposting in real-time again

I'm a slightly older version of you with a bit more savings. I have done nothing productive other than trading a bit for over 1 year now.

>during the day i trade on binance, browse Jow Forums, and watch youtube videos, and at night i eat my girlfriend's pussy and fuck her in the ass.
same, just chill and fuck my gf every day

I have probably ruined every chance at a career but fuck it, life is great right now. Enjoy while it lasts user

Mine does this too. Feelsfuckinggoodman
maybe I should marry her

i graduated from a fairly prestigious school and received a scholarship that left me with close to zero debt, which has now been nearly paid off less than a year out of college. i also worked my ass off in college. graduated summa cum laude, near-perfect GPA, strong recommendations from professors. i told my parents i would pursue a phd or at least a master's afterwards, but right now i'm taking a year off, not working a real job, living off of crypto gains from 2017, and honestly-- have no desire to anything else. seriously. i wish life could go on like this forever

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>having a gf that tosses ur salad
Fuck that, I want MEAT, l love the meat!

Do you pay taxes when you sell on binance? I've never sold . Just bought

18 years old with $300k in crypto, during the day I browse Jow Forums, play videogames, and masturbate. I definitely made it

i paid taxes on what i cashed out to my bank account through coinbase. wasn't a whole lot (obviously wish i cashed out more).

if somehow IRS acquires complete binance trading history i will include all of my individual trades (there's hundreds of them--they better be prepared!). until then i'm just paying short term capital gains tax on the amounts i'm cashing out to USD

get some shit job in a diner to just put your self over while you do nothing during your days cause you only work 4 hours a day, heaven on earth and all the time you could want to yourself.

A lot of girls will start to get annoyed at that lifestyle. You only have money, no status.
Status is WAY more important to girls.