What's the cheapest way to gf/wife?

> he got married so he could raise dogs and cats with his wife.
Stop being a bitch and have some kids with your wife, there are no other reasons to get married.

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the ironic part is that ive never been married or had a relationship farther than ~4 months. ive just seen it happen to enough people to know its how it is now in today's times.

Cope. No one will ever admire you, trust you, or need you.

You are such a pompous ass. "I've seen it happen to 3 of my friends by the way I haven't been able to keep a girl for more than 4 months but I know everything there is to know about marriage"

Enjoy dying with your syphilis outbreak itching your genitals while a nurse who neither knows your first name nor cares administers your final dosage of morphine, surrounded by no one

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Re-read my post

>surrounded by no one
The vast majority of people die without anyone around them. It's how all of my grandparents died. You fall out of bed in the middle of the night, break your neck, and choke on your own saliva that you can't even swallow. You have a stroke and fall on the ground, slamming your head against the stained linoleum. Getting a dose of morphine and pleasurably drifting into the light in peace sounds like a great way to pass.

Nice teenage nihilism take. What you leave behind post mortem, matters.

Yeah my bad, misclicked, I was going for the one under yours. The retard larping like Jews want the goyim to have strong families.

unrionically true

>he thinks living long enough to not be able to take care of themselves then put a burden on family member is a way to go.
im not even a pompous ass, all of the women empowerment shit these days has absolutely carpetbombed any sort of stable dating scene. womens standards are way too fucking high now and they all expect the guy to do ALL OF THE FUCKING WORK. sure you might find the outlier, but its extremely fucking rare.

ill probably honestly just overdose on heroin when i dont feel like living anymore. enjoy your bluepilled existence you faggot

just get a russian wife

also why the fuck would anybody want family members all sitting around your deathbed watching you die? thats awkward as fuck

>He thinks that because the dating market is slightly harder than it was 10 years ago it's not worth even looking for the right woman

Blackpilled fags need to stop wasting the Earth's resources, seriously

To give you peace before your departure and next journey, faggot. But I guess you never had a decent family to start with

god you sound like such a faggot
this kid actually has his soap opera textbook death planned out

>Good goy. Dont reproduct. Life is just a meaningless simulation. Here, have some blunts n games to cheep you up, flesh golem.

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Somehow I landed a gf that's more rich than I am and likes to spoil me

>*buuuuurrrrrrp* nothing matters mordy haha shit fuck

off yourself if you find no meaning in death, then. I could have spent 15 seconds not replying to your defeatist ass

lol im a solid 7/10 i cant even get a single match on tinder or bumble. whereas before i was able to match with at least 5-7 women a day consistently. something has shifted. its not just slightly harder its much fucking harder. even just 5 years ago i was able to get dates at the snap of a finger and now i cannot get any. my looks havent changed, in fact ive only leveled up in every single area in physique, wealth, and clothes, and neither has my game. im not perfect but i should be getting swiped on and i should be getting dates. so fuck off with that shit its bluepill cringe level.

psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

these days the number is more like 1 in 5 men are reproductively successful. Men don't need to reproduce. Women need to reproduce.
And let's be honest, there are too many fucking humans as it is. It's not like the white race or any race of humans are going to die out.

>But I'm slightly above average, I deserve every woman's attention

Jesus

my peace comes from within i dont need external resources to let me know its going to be alright. itll be alright no matter what. ill just fucking die and if thats it then thats it and if theres actually an afterlife then sweet everyone can fuck off im going to travel the universe endlessly and watch all other civilizations evolve and evolution take place

>I heard this
>I saw that
>the absolute state
More cope. That must be how you deal with it. A youngfag with no life experience giving second hand advice that validates his beta life.

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when did i ever fucking say i deserve every womans attention? god damn the strawman argument is bluepill cringe. i simply made the point that i should be getting attention and dates and im not anymore. let me say it again if you want to try and strawman me again: not every woman is going to like me or be into me, but not being able to get a match or a date for someone like me is fucked up.

Can you dumb ass shill be more subtle pls? Also kys unironically, mr. Judenberg

You don't. You clearly still need to be redpilled

Too real.

Roastie and/or pickup driving faggot who is chastity locked in a cage atm. Guaranteed.

my first gf was very religious and gave great head and rimjobs. she was kinda weird but i still think back to her a lot...

For the record I'm not defending the modern state of women because shit is pretty desolate, I'm just telling you that there are still good women out there worth pursuing because subjugating a good woman and having kids with her is the ultimate red pill

top kek ive fucked women and dated women that were prime cuts and i would be more than happy being with any one of them to this day but my nonsuccess in romance doesnt invalidate that dating and relationships in todays time is completely fucked

Develop dark triad traits
You will soon acquire a circle of groupies

wait let me get this straight. you think that not wanting to become a cuck is a beta life? no m8. getting divorce raped and paying child support is the beta life.

i acknowledge that fact but my point remains that its next to impossible to even get a goddamn response on a dating site much less try and talk to one in person. women are so fucking unapproachable IRL, seriously look at any of them IRL. if you approached most of them theyd have their finger on the fucking mace button.

So you're basically bitching about being a 30 year old boomer and blaming it on the times instead of the fact that you've gotten old and you still think like a teenager instead of having better goals, a better career, and being in better shape

Stop bitching, old fuck. You're shitting up my board

lol fuck off im 27 i still look largely the same as i did when i was 22. and like i said ive only gotten better in wealth, looks, physique, and clothes. oh and my career is thousands times more advanced than it was. i have a solid career, solid footing, solid wealth and solid shape. i should be highly desirable and yet am not.

youre actually the one shitting up the board with your dumbfuck bluepill shit disguised as redpill

>youth is wasted on the young
Go to church, you don't have to believe the dogma, but it is the last place in western culture to find a decent woman. They were not raised on Instagram so they don't think their pussy is diamonds.

Something's definitely changed on dating apps.

I used to get at least a couple 7+/10 matches a day, hundreds of matches on every account no problem but in the last year or so it's really dwindling. It's not a huge issue yet bc I've always had at least 2 or 3 girls on rotation but I doubt bumble or tinder will be reliable sources in the future.

I'm a pretty goodlooking guy, probably a 9/10 bc 6'2", blonde, blue eyes, good jawline, abs and more muscular than 90% of the guys at my gym, in person I'm the guy that gets the number from the hottest girl at the party/bar.

I suspect it's either:
A. Having weak social media game/shameless selfie touristification
B. There are just way too many guys on dating apps/ total saturation. These girls see 10× the number of profiles we do I bet.

It's probably a combination of the two but either way it's time to start working in person game or do something else different.

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Invest in your body, health, and some 30USD packs of social skils audiobooks, no joke they are good

Yes goy gayming and fapping are alpha, raising a family and being the head of the household are beta. Good goy, now play some gaymes and make sure you give it a good tug to a woman who wouldn't make eye contact with you being fucked by another man.

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Easy, go to any poor shithole country with conservative values. Don't fall for the western womeme.

More pointers on where to find said books

>nice try Rabbi
Cryptoneet dad who woke up at 3 in the afternoon to his wife pulling up her skirt and climbing on top of him for nice morning ride. Later she cooked the family dinner while I fucked around with my trading bots and miners. I don't eat until late so she cooked dinner again for me after they got back from church.

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its time to get married and leave some women off the carousel for the rest of us chad

Im surprised there are women left on Jow Forums after the bear market.

I think you are spot on. You have to understand the youngins grew up with facebook/instagram since they were like 12. People spend more and more time on social media, so what you portray there is important and you will be judged by it.

If you are the most interesting guy ever, but your instagram lacks good photos with good composition, loads of selfies and oh look my life is awesome photos then tough luck pal.

It's sad. Also according to some statistic people are having less partners than before, which is kind of ironic considering all the technology that "connects" us

Damaged girls.
As a sociopath (professionally diagnosed), I'll say damaged girls are the easiest to make into your ideal wife.

Keep in mind that many of them that are damaged actually are "pure" too. Damaged doesn't mean has daddy issues, fucked half the football team and did more lines of coke than a Hollywood afterparty. It just means they're mentally weak in the case.
Parents called them fat as a child? Siblings slapped them around? Hung out too much with the prettier girls in school and was ignored by boys?

All reasons a girl is damaged.

Most of them just want some sort of emotional attachment and are generally key candidates. But it can be a bit annoying trying to keep them in line. You can't really let them hang out with people who might try to "help" them get out of their shell and become more self-confident.

my gf dumped me stupid whore

>You can't really let them hang out with people who might try to "help" them get out of their shell and become more self-confident.

why cant you help her be more confident and be her bf at the same time lmao.

you sound like a fucking terrible person.

first goal should be helping your fellow human.
secondly if she wants you can put your dick in it and wife.

If you want your future "wife" to be a gold digger, yes. Do this. If you want an actual wife then stop her being manipulated by other gold diggers

>coping this hard about your beta life
Yes good goy, only women want families and their children's admiration.

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That's like saying you can dodge the IRS by going to Somalia, it's technically true but no one who's sane would willingly do it.

Your problem seems to be that you've fallen into the routine of work/home -> work/home then rinse and repeat throughout your miserable life. Here's a quick fix to solve your problem: Hang out with friends, do some fun activities together (say play team sports like basketball or go out hiking, camping or just drinking) and savoring the moment, not thinking about the next problems or bills coming your way. I assure you that you will feel recharged and energized and not feeling like a purposeless and aimless sack of shit. The problem in today's world is not that we lack basic necessities, it's the fact that we spend less time with our fellow human beings and alienating ourselves to the point of isolation and routine. Trust me, been there, done that and the difference is huge. Spending time with your buddies versus work acquaintances is a huge difference.

I think you can buy a wife from Russia, China and such places. Promise them marriage, never marry them, though. If they get demanding remind them what ICE is for and be happy without their greencards. If they still pushing, you can still sell them for their organs, or a local pimp. Since they are undocumented, they practically dont exist.