What's the cheapest way to gf/wife?

What's the cheapest way to gf/wife?

All they seem to want is money. And the hotter they are the more money they want.

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Go to church.

This might be the best answer. Although don't expect her to suck your dick, your nutsack and give you a rim job.

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>investing in women and not crypto
lmao

Ugly wife, happy life

Trust me, you do not want GF/wife. Ive been married for the last two years and I am completely unhappy and broken on the inside.So are a lot of my friends. Stay away and watch porn. Masturbate. Go to the asian massage parlor and other wonderful creations. Stay free. Wait for ai gf. Bang robots. Keep your sanity.

Or don't get married for the meme like this user and make sure you actually like them first, don't marry someone because it "makes sense"

yea then after the honeymoon period is over, you realize how badly you fucked up. you'll never be alone again, everything you ever do will be with (((her))) you will never sleep alone you will never take a shit in peace you will always be at her beck and call "honey do this" "honey do that" and all you can do is smile and take it up the ass lest you get assraped in a divorce settlement much less if you have kids because then youll be paying child support.

>he thinks Instagram whores are wife material.
Youngfags are so fucked, you all complimented average looking whores too many times. Now both you and her expectations are out of line with reality. Go to church it's really the only way to get a decent woman now. Find a girl who wasn't raised on social media.

this user knows