/smg/ - Stock Market General

Easy money edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Holy shit NLST is going up fast.. what’s going on

When in doubt, Vanguard ETF and treasury it out.

We're all going to make it.

first for cuckchan getting ads around muh adblocker

wat gives?

Cripplechan or this chan? Ghostery blocks everything here for me.

tfw bought RIV at 11.20

Im getting gross shit like surgical pics of ears tumors and organs

FOMO hard on NBEV. all or nothing fuck it.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Should have bought the 6.80 dip

GOD DAMN IT I GOT IN RIV AT $10.75. FUCK STONER STOCKS!!!!!!

What broker is has RIV? Can't find on Schwab, obviously not going to be on RH.

You should have bought GALT

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buy clinuvel

It's a bitch when you're the one who has to pay them, though.

I would cut your losses, I expect $6 range. $5 is a possibility. $4 would be nice. 3$ range is gold mine. $2 range is beyond gold mine,but before sell your house tier.

I use CIBC

>tfw positive positions more positive
>tfw bags are getting lighter
>except GE...fuck GE

You've been getting just'd all week.

>

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GALT is showing a positive rise today, slightly. Waiting for it to upsurge

The eternal bull lives on. hope you didnt sell the tariff fud

Long SO for a new fren

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NBEV!

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Nah i was long gold silver and short bonds. I'm actually up on the week, but god damn these fucking scam shits.

lol yea mine are fucking ridiculous clickbait garbage

gotta fix up muh ublock
its never done this to me
must be some garbage workaround hiroshimoot made. that goys such a piece of shit desu

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It's still a good buy imo

yea im not into IPOs all that much desu
its literally just guessing

I get adds for sexy asian and russian singles in my area.

ticks all the boxes. i'd like to see the p/e a little lower but its raised its dividend every year since its inception in 2013, which is always a good free raise. will buy before 2019

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What on earth is happening to NOC?

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Oh shit, I'm about to go balls deep. It's already at $18? Honestly if I can't get in on the real thing I may just dump here and hope a bunch of people fuck this one up.

Thanks for baking.
Who else GREEN today? Thank you, based GALT.

There are gay dating sites advertising here?

just get a grinder account faggot

just one ticker symbol "I"

Baggy, i need some answers.
1. Net worth?
2. How much did you lose on gambling AMZN er?
3. Are any investments safe or do you gamble erryting?

Kek

its time to buy it desu
ive been lookin at that one for a minute

Sorry, I'm not a tripfag

Ok folks, it's time to load up on. TROV. This is the calm befor the storm. Get in here!

a buying opportunity

Bagholder literally suffered Full total loss in January
He never had money
They probably shut down his IB account

I already bought a lot at 300.31 a coupla weeks ago, so I'm still technically in the green. Should I double down?

Even the gays know that tripfags are the real faggots apparently

>sexy asian
These are the only ones I get.
I have no idea why that is.

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'Multiple victims' in shooting at Rite Aid distribution center in Harford County, officials say
baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-harford-shooting-20180920-story.html

There was someone who was posting a Rite Aid symbol and nothing else for a while in these threads.

Just bought 6 shares of ELAN at $32.50
A-Am I going to make it guys?

If (Comfy) is an inverse marker, is Bagholder leveraged 3x inverse?

He hasn't posted today. Maybe the madman did it

>lost 99,99% of its value over the years
Looks like a great stock to buy

>it was a warning, not a recommendation

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do youre homework senpai
its a big defense meme
unless something awful just happened to em, they should return upwards. dont forget about the defense spending bill. these overweight industrials may not be so overweight anymore.

Buy the dip, sell the rip. You are guaranteed to catch the knife at these prices.

Explain

Fuck I own 60 shares of RAD. Should i just dump?

tilray bargains.

>buy my bags please

Its hella good
I think recession proof, a rising div, and 5% starting
If it goes to 41 definitely BUY BUY BUY

My personnel Dividend Senpai keeps this as one of his main core positions

WE ARE THE TILRAY MARINES AND WE ARE NOT SELLING

Fuck it. Hold

LOL
thats not how a stock thats about to get delisted works at all

I have a feeling on this one guys. If you don't trust the meme don't buy. I will post updates so you can see what you missed out on.

Ghostery released an update to their mobile browser this morning where it no longer blocks adds and they turned the ui into poop. You can go get an apk of an older release and then tell googleplaystore to not auto-update it.

really?

Ok, I'll buy some HMNY while I'm at it

Nah, you're just making new frens with those you pay.

ive been using ublock and im not on a phone
but ill look into it

I'm invoking my fifth amendment right.

I just sold

its the 5th largest defense contractor in the world and it only gets 80% of its work from the government. its going to be around for some time unless something is totally fucked

if you took a profit, never question it

>TLRY

F

you need to take the initiative

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Hey now, don't compare the two! I can feel your jealousy seeping through the screen.

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lol
have fun w that senpai

Long SHire boys Im heading to the docs to refill addies first time in a year

i don't currently have any utility stocks either, need to diversify by sector too. thanks for the input i'll do my research and maybe put it at the top of my new position list

buy the nbev dip plz

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Toonicide is a real thing
not sure on the official name but if you kill yourself and focus on a bunch of anime pics plastered around the room you get transferred to the 2d world

That was me, and what do you think? I averaged down to about $1 before the 30to1 split. Still holding 100 shares now waiting for $40-45.

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It's a nice browser for Android. Simple unobtrusive interface and it blocks the shit out of stuff (before today's version, that is).

you are fine is going to keep going up for days.

Bad ritual, you'll be stuck in Harab Serapel for a long time and the Ravens will bully you

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R-really?

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nobody is buying my bags. I feel fucking useless. Can't sell my shit for more than I paid for it.

Is it good time to buy EKSO yet?

>my charts tend to become triangle sine waves every day
Starting to worry here...

All I know is that suicide is the only unforgivable sin that guarantees you a one way trip to hell

And eternity trapped in a 2D world with no 3dpd q3.14159265's sounds a lot like hell to me

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So, question:

Why is "day trading" considered to be so risky? If I buy a stock and have the opportunity during the day to sell it at any point that it goes higher, isn't that a good thing to help me protect myself?

Make $30-$40 every hour or so and have a living.

move your profits to NBEV for more easy money like that.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I got an absolute fuckload of this roasted chicken and broccoli Alf and I can't possibly finish it all. I'm sideways today of course, still holding GIS, might yeet my WEAT and LPL though.

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Because people as a whole are degenerate gamblers and not as smart as they think. You also will not be making 30-40 an hour, or even making money every day. Remember if it was easy everyone would do it.

Risk is directly coorelated with how much holdings you have in said stock. If you jump ship every time a stock runs down 5% your funds could diminish quickly

Thoughts on robo-investors?

Nobody buys EKSO anymore, we're TROV people now.

i actually am starting to have high hopes that the bottom is in for wheat for now

the real problem is the steep fucking contango that its in that is hacking away at all the gains that are actually happening in the grain price itself

obama deemed it to be dangerous, so the SEC made laws against it to save us from ourselves

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Hope you guys bought the NBEV dip. We are about to touch 7.50 again.

Haha bought 25 shares on yesterday's dip for a laugh

Moved most of it into CZR though. Sports betting will be the next meme after weed dies down.

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I'm green thanks to the Chad 2000, but fuck stoners and ching change & chong financial

SO much parmesan! Too much! I'm coffee only, I have extra nicotine today too so I'm feeling grood

It's for our "protection", aka, when you fomo into something, we aren't letting you stupid fucking retail investors pull out and minimize your losses like we might