/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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leveraged long boys love to retire this quickly

First for ECR moon mission

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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you were warned not to hold those things over night goyim

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What you guys think about SENS?
Been accumulating for a while now

Bulls won

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When will you have "made it" /smg/? What dollar amount or other yardstick do you use?

93 billion dollars in cash

300k is my "made it" goal. I could comfortably live like a NEET working a carefree part time job.

Where on earth?

ALL GREEN BABY
ALL ABOARD THE GAINS TRAIN

In all seriousness, how do I get off though? I have no idea when to sell

is it interesting how much people think they need for retirement because they always assume they will do absolutely nothing else for income, at all

$300k your right is a solid goal for apprecation of assets if you are willing to make like half of waht you need annually.....working 20~ hours a week really isnt taht big of a deal

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you were supposed to sell about 10 minutes ago.

P-please no

Gibs cookies pls

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made it made it is $2.5 million

once I hit $1.5 million i'll consider retirement while allowing my investments to grow, albeit at a much slower rate.

Once the normies get confirmation that nbev has support, they're going to fomo like good goys. Target $10 tomorrow.

see
I would just be a part time janitor for the rest of my life.

>getting out of the game
my goal is to never sell a single equity. I want to donate it all to my dog when I die and use about 50K for a death party with hookers and blow

They're not fooling anybody with this no volume sour hour. QQQ is about to drop a full $30

Is it baggie? Is it really?

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And probably the last too

Alright yeah, sure, that works. Especially if you own your property I guess. I'll probably end up doing something similar. I was just wondering if you had found a particular place in the world other than where you are from where it made more sense.

we're all going to make it GALT frens

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I live in the midwest, cost of living is very cheap.

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god bless the person who was shilling NBEV first. love you bro.

I've been talking to this girl I sit next to in class and it's been pretty apparent that she flirts with me.
I tried talking to her about investing and personal finance and I realized she's peak THOT NPC. She bragged about only having 38 cents in her bank account like it was funny.
I recommended she buy TQQQ but she didn't know what that was.
Are all women this NPC?

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right exactly, or say deliver pizza c ouple nights a week, or whatever

you can very easily make your entire mortgage (if you still have one) or pay for all your utilities/food each month just working 2 days a week, 15 hours~ or so. Then at that point you need to pull very little money out of retirement, dont need 7 figures capital to grow your savings

LOOK AT NBEV

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if a girl ever wants to spend any time with you at all or sleep with you for the first time AFTER you say the phrase 'TQQQ' to her then you should marry her, she loves you move than you will ever find anywhere else

Did RAD bro off himself? He left me with his bags :(

>Almost up 100% from yesterday when I bought in at 4.04

No homo but I'd suck his dick.

that's it you missed your chance to make a ton of money when this qqq gaps the fuck down tomorrow.

Some idiot just sold me all his QQQ HAHAHAHA

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .94% thanks to based GALT and NBEV. It would have been more than double that if my large position of NOC didn't throw itself off a cliff

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>tfw no TQQQ gf

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If she is that broke she probably will have sex wit your for a 20 spot. But I digress. Women are completely incapable of smart investing, or even investing at all with the exception of kneepad. But i'm still pretty certain she is a trap so that doesn't quite count. Find me a girl in her 20's that can invest and i'll eat my own dick.

Oh boy it's MU time !

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Up 6.04% thanks to based TNK and based RXII.

This broad once bought me a $30 shot of tequila and we were able to talk about the markets. I ended up losing her number.

up about 1.14%

Today was a good day

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What was his name?

I'm only +31% such a disappointing day.

Up 20% today because of yolos on puts on VIX, calls on SPY, holding TQQQ and TNK.
Still in the hole but someday I will break even
That's unironically the saddest story I've ever hear you tell. Rip :(

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+1.20%

FNGU, BUD, DOD

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>not
>tfw no qTQQQt gf

Up 7.44% also due to Galt and Nbev with some ACB in the mix.

I did quite nicely today. Got in and out of RIV for a big fat nothing. Tiny loss incurred. Made 4% on TBP warrants (realized) and 9% on TBP common shares (unrealized and letting it ride). HVT warrants were flat as pancake.

Have some Grace Vanderwaal for happy listenings. She's so good.:

youtube.com/watch?v=b4kHTfbbGWw

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>humble bragging on the internet
Baggie plz
Joke of the day goes to this user

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Why are you not tripfagging today comfy?

BULLS WILL NOT BE STOPPED

MU DESTROYED

Last year a friend of mine in undergrad took $10K of her student loans and bought ACB.TO when it was at ~$2.

hes giving it up until december because school


really he should just give it up forever tho imo, before its too late

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I don't know who this "comfy" is, but I heard he retired from tripfagging until december because his shitposting was negatively effecting his grades

Also are we still going to macaroni grill tomorrow?

>that green dildo AH

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Wtf a pajeet didnt scam for once, based sanjay

Having a good week finally

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Please respond.

over 9000

>He's never heard of chegg
I have finished entire classes without even buying the book because of chegg. Nothing you "learn" in college is useful in the real world anyway. Just get the piece of paper that says you're smart, doesn't matter how you get it. It's like you want to work at taco Bell.

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Of course, why wouldn't we be?
Not a meme at all, wtf?

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What does leverage mean?

What good dividend stocks do you recommend, just banks?

I'm using chegg. I'm getting fucked by upper level math classes that actually require me to give a shit for the first time in my life. Caring is a terrible feeling

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GALT made some pretty healthy gains today. Not much but good sign for tomorrow and hopefully still after

>EPS
FPS ftw. And get one of those old CRT monitors with a small screen to minimize display lag.

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not dropping out of liberal cult induction to do drugs and trade on the market full time

bigger gains bigger losses

Oh, I forgot to mention there is a new dude weed penny stock that might be worth looking at. Not buy right now because it just listed and dropped some from open. This is more of a wait for proper entry point kind of stock if you wish to trade it. The company is called North Bud Farms Inc. They are/were a subsidiary of Tetra Biopharma and will be supplying some of Tetra's dude weed for their extraction processes. North Bud is generally focused on growing product for CBD extraction and edibles (once legal) to Canadian labs.

Ticker is NBUD.

P/E is Relevant within their sector, but even then, only to a degree. Also relevant compared to its own history.
EPS is relevant in the sense that missing estimates will plunge price and beating them will raise price.

I did a nice little sigil on a ciggy for them last night after meditating, I think I'm going to do the Death Posture for them tonight. 13 or bust

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Haha which one of you said not to buy IGC. I'm enjoying those sweet gains now

That's unfortunate, it happens to the best of us at least once.
I'm curious how you make your money, last I heard you were like a grease ball cab driver or something. Do you sell crystal on the side?

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I felt like I was secure when my net assets cracked $3M.

Holy fuck user that's a rare paddock. Thank you, here's one from my private collection

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Do you guys actually use some indicators or shit when you go for new company? I just look at news, reports, different timeframe charts and go with what feels better...

Current market is all fomo, don't get caught by finances that don't matter.

I just buy what Jow Forums tells me and hope for the best

Yea especially if they cure melanoma

wsb locked for MU call wtf

Buying on margin

This is true until it isn’t. It’s essentially gambling and “counting cards” in this game is a mix of understanding financials while perceiving the herd mentality of retail investors and acting on both

>robinhood has server problems
>AGAIN
lol

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Thank you, it's always nice to find another connoisseur of EP.

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Eric and his brother are good men.
They were in the right place at the right time doing the right thing.
God bless them

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this bothers me a lot hnstly. I expect this fomo bulling to end soon but should I like get out now or tomorrow or in november or in 2019 or just do not care at all
I dont want to short for now

You get what you pay for I guess

Shame about the rampant child porn though. Should have stayed safe and stuck with lolli's

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wait is that this guy?

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It's his brother
youtu.be/kAuzrPUbX24

AMD not going to see $40 EOY until George Soros closes his position.
NLST experts bullshitting tomorrow, prepare for pump and dump.

how far we PDing?

Yeah Bruce P. was definitely got the best example for his younger brothers, he probably forwarded him his stash now and again.
Rip