>tfw got written up at work today for pissing in the bathroom sink
Tfw got written up at work today for pissing in the bathroom sink
Carter Ross
Dylan Lee
>pissing in the bathroom sink
... (Pic related) is OP
Zachary Bennett
Kek did your coworker snitch on you
Camden Anderson
Don't know. He probably told someone else then that person told someone else. so on and eventually my boss found out. That's usually how things work around there
Anthony King
What was wrong with the toilet?
Logan Walker
You must be new here, sir
Christopher Sullivan
I have a very strong sense of smell and the toilet always smells like the worst kind of shit when you're within 2 feet of it so I just piss in the sink. It's a single stall bathroom, I just forgot to lock the door
Jace Cruz
i always start my stream in the sink then slowly arc it upwards into the mirron until I get it in my mouth. the mirror helps me aim better
Thomas Garcia
>I'm pajeet
That's all you needed to say
Matthew Jackson
Only NPCs don’t piss in the sink.
Brayden Young
Did you splash a little on the faucet? If not how did you prevent various drops from splattering on it? Aren’t you worried about getting a little on your hands when you go to wash them?
Eli Thompson
I piss in the sink all the time. Saves water.
Nicholas Lopez
If you do it correctly it’s unironically more hygienic than peeing in the toilet. You can even wash your dick afterwards.
Easton Hernandez
Redded and basepilled
Drink your piss anons
Lincoln Walker
>not always washing your dick or wiping it with damp toilet paper
>literally you
Connor Butler
I wash my dick quite often. No bully pls.
Landon Smith
>tfw shit my pants at work
>tfw continued working as if nothing happened
>tfw the qt sitting next to me didnt notice somehow
unironic here. I did go to the bathroom and wipe the excess shit off my underwear, but it was still pretty bad. my ass was covered in shit
Gavin White
Am I doing this right?
Jacob Foster
based and piss-pilled
saves me having to drink water, I save so much money by having to drink less water thanks to this
Tyler Johnson
Not fully piss pilled. He probably doesn't know that pee is stored in the balls.
Ryder Adams
Nice multitasking