Paki gf edition

/brit/

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Someone has to do something about these paki slags springing up everywhere.
Highly distracting

shant bump this thread

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so pakis look like latinas with bigger eyes huh

peng a leng a ding dong

There’s this paki girl in my university. I know she’s paki because during a class presentation her last name was khan. Anyways she was QT, and looked like true goddess. Most pakis look disgusting like user’s pic but she almost looked European. Holy fuck is she so hot, like a dark haired Scythian princess. Maybe she has some of their genes? Anyways I think she’s attracted to me because I caught her staring at me several times but am a loser although I dress well and am well spoken to make people think I’m not a autistic loser. I have no car and am a virgin.

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/brit/ is a Villa general

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for me it's the arab girl whom I am in love with

you're fucking retarded and autistic

why are all tall people overweight
9/10 times they're fat cunts, lanklets are a genetic aberration

nah they look related

they're pretty similar faces/head shapes though

looking forward to timmy's next adventure lads. found timmy and the knob spamming to be one of his weaker episodes.

got a willy like a puncheon

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>rundlet

they're lobotomizing him
landlord is tossing out his stuffed animals
it's over
pack it up

ahahahaha cope

Canada is the future.

name one good story where the hero doesn't face adversity fatlad

villa fans are posh nonces who don't like football, yanks and boomers. one of the most vile combos of 'supporters'

i dont see any borders from up here mate
i fly where i want

i can most likely get a tiger moth, it's just that the model is probably going to be low quality because i don't think there's any payware tiger moths
i have plenty of ww2 fighters. i'll do a flight there tomorrow and take some screenshots.
why the tiger moth btw? i think it looks cool but is there any particular reason you chose it?

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have a friend on steam who has played Day Of Defeat: Source almost everyday for the last five years

>paki gf edition

harry potter

she needs to dump her white bf asap

based

why wont charlie reply to me?

you fat disabled fat obese fat mong

like a lamb
to the slaughter
but honestly
i'd still hit it if I could
*guitar solo*
OOO WOO OOO WOO OOO WOOO OOO WOOOOOO

they call this down at the rodeo "btfo"

Tiger Moth was the first model plane I built as a kid.

love reading

who is that? instagram?

alri manc lad

hate reading

making hella bands

sort yourself out

As in a book or the football team.

bright dyed hair but dead inside

the town lad. shithole. dunno why the bruce likes it so much.

readers will be the next in line after gamers are shunned by polite society

Checked. Give it time try audíobooks or tts la

eating salsa and tortilla chips
wish I had some beer

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aw very cute

alri lad
are you new here or are you an old redditflagger? sorry if i dont remember you, my memorys shit

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sucking a book

howling that jewtube censored that vid

got redditflags recently
we talked in a previous thread and the vf's threw a tantrum

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is he fucking that?

What did you eat today? Me? Nothing.

>yanks and bruces love reading
bet they love slough and swindon too

it's already more socially acceptable to play your nintendo in public than to pull out a tome

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fatass

this would make a good album cover

>redditflagger

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indeed

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not here

3 bourbons that's it

lmao british men are ugly as fuck but i applaud them for managing to get desperate women from 3rd world countries

bedtime

seriously those stupid cunts are like the island of misfit toys
broken freaks all gathering together and talking to one another
not like us purely anonymous posters

oooooh shit
i remember you, i was actually keeping an eye out for you. im glad i bumped into you again.
hows things?

how did he do it

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qt russian violinist who sits behind me at unitoil heard tame impala playing on my headphones the other day, tapped me on the shoulder, and told me to turn down my headphones bc my music was the 'worst fucking garbage of the earth'

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Nice arse on her..

would have to see her in person don't trust photos of women they can do all sorts of angle trickery so judge whether or not she's actually out of his league

cope. the only desperate cunts are the pakis on her twitter calling her a traitor to her culture or whatever

lad must be funny as fuck, minted and have a 9 incher

poo

been good other than drunkenly breaking my phone like a mong, what about you lad?

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no they didn't

Wish i had a drink (whiskey)

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russian women are all pretentious

i doubt they're desperate. the average brown guy I've seen in britain is a lot better-looking than the average white guy

british men are hideous beyond belief

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she peng as fuck mate

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alri karen

based and quintessentially daveian

avoid the manc like the plague - dirty little fag who probably wants you to bum him

>meme impala

yikes!

spastic, type the title into youtube search, it doesn't come up at all despite having 400k views.

shagged a russian bird a few months ago. smelled odd. she hadn't done the best job of trimming the ol' arse pubes. wasn't a good night.

is annie hall actually good
don't like woody allen because I saw midnight in paris and one of his '70s movies and thought they were both shit

>Ugly brit meme
You boys need some new material

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Listen to MGMT instead

I meant scotch

bourbons are a biccy

/brit/ is home to the most attractive male specimens on the planet lad we have standards here

like the tame impala video where the basketball playing ape steals the protagonist's girl or w/e

don't do this they're dogshit

turtle is so peng

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what's her instagram/twitter?

post all you've got lad

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wish I had dark hair

not telling a yank

running out of convincing reasons

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