What would be the most autistic way of dividing the USA into states?

Attached: 59583101-relief-map-of-united-states-with-shaded-relief-(1).jpg (1300x827, 698K)

Attached: 59583101-relief-map-of-united-states-with-shaded-relief-(2).jpg (1300x827, 703K)

Attached: 20190921_164659.jpg (1300x826, 673K)

Every major city in one state and flyovers into another one. Food would be expensive but it'd be worth it because irrelevant shitholers would disappear as their city-funded gibs suddenly vanished

are you retarded

t. shitholer

well literal shitholes in the US tend to not be considered flyover, and many welfare gibs are at the federal level so you would still pay for them

Attached: Screenshot_20190921-200424_Firefox.jpg (719x1036, 393K)

Attached: 5 states.jpg (1300x826, 425K)

by the rivers. oh wait...

This takes the cake.

Attached: 1552528807261.jpg (1300x827, 453K)

this made me fuckin cringe

That actually looks kinda cool.
But too many states in total.

>American cities
>Not shitholes

Attached: retard.png (499x516, 382K)

good job lmao

Attached: USA perfect division.png (980x551, 3K)

Hahha, get it? Because he's a Mexican, free Atzaln by the way lole

The outer circle... home

By watershed.

Attached: watershed map.jpg (1700x1100, 1.85M)

Into perfect squares

better than the actual states

Mainland is one state
Alaska is one state
Each individual island, no matter how small, is also its own state

also better than the actual states

Damn that's a cool division.
Should have been like that.

attack on titan

AND THEN THE TACO NATION ATTACKED

this one is actually autistic well done

nigga found a way to group all the worst cities 1 one state

who /central ovaloid/ here

come take it faggot

>said the maple power to the nuclear power

Attached: 1566346672102.jpg (1352x1016, 123K)

yes.
when?

autistic division should be based on some sort of logic
preferably some sort of universalist logic that can be used to deduct from

since time is quite universal I go for a state division based on time zones

now to go balistic on the autism, the time zones themselves would have to be chanced. They should perfectly align with even-numbered latitudes by the factor of 360/24 = 15

So in conclusion the most autistic way to create U.S. states would be along every 15th latitude started at a multiple of 15

Attached: main-qimg-63836cdd3bfd61095d0c926a6e54ae5e.png (602x335, 216K)

>now to go balistic on the autism, the time zones themselves would have to be chanced. They should perfectly align with even-numbered latitudes by the factor of 360/24 = 15
>So in conclusion the most autistic way to create U.S. states would be along every 15th latitude started at a multiple of 15
It doesn't have to be 15 btw. You could also use multiples of 7.5 for example. Then you would have states which would be half an hour apart from their neighboring states instead of 1 hour apart. But I prefer the 15 because autists prefer even numbers. I just wanted to make this comment to add to the general autism of this post and thread.

Of course it’s a fucking German that has to make it super autistic

By HAM radio division

Attached: USA HAM grid.jpg (1166x747, 356K)

its perfect.... but instead we have soulless str*ight lines

Attached: colorful-usa-map-530870355-58de9dcd3df78c5162c76dd2.jpg (768x471, 49K)

Attached: mapmiddleeast.gif (511x605, 54K)

by the territory held by the former injun tribes

Well, done. Only an autist can pull that one off

A real autist would abolish timezones all together and just have a dislocated 'universal' time, Still division based on daylight hours has its merits.