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What would be the most autistic way of dividing the USA into states?
Nathan Mitchell
Cameron Russell
Sebastian Morgan
Joseph Brooks
Every major city in one state and flyovers into another one. Food would be expensive but it'd be worth it because irrelevant shitholers would disappear as their city-funded gibs suddenly vanished
Noah Torres
are you retarded
Josiah Perry
t. shitholer
Isaiah Parker
well literal shitholes in the US tend to not be considered flyover, and many welfare gibs are at the federal level so you would still pay for them
Ryder Young
Elijah Reyes
by the rivers. oh wait...
Liam Diaz
This takes the cake.
David Gomez
Cooper Wood
this made me fuckin cringe
Hudson Morales
That actually looks kinda cool.
But too many states in total.
Luke Rivera
>American cities
>Not shitholes
Ethan Sanchez
good job lmao
Nolan Cruz
Jacob Jackson
Hahha, get it? Because he's a Mexican, free Atzaln by the way lole
Nicholas Wilson
The outer circle... home
Adrian Taylor
By watershed.
Isaiah Garcia
Into perfect squares
Robert Sullivan
better than the actual states
Mason Butler
Mainland is one state
Alaska is one state
Each individual island, no matter how small, is also its own state
John Moore
also better than the actual states
Kevin Martinez
Damn that's a cool division.
Should have been like that.
Andrew Davis
attack on titan
Joshua Jackson
AND THEN THE TACO NATION ATTACKED
Jonathan Cox
this one is actually autistic well done
Alexander Ward
nigga found a way to group all the worst cities 1 one state
Tyler Long
who /central ovaloid/ here
Henry Wright
come take it faggot
Thomas Roberts
>said the maple power to the nuclear power
Hunter Robinson
yes.
when?
Jace Smith
autistic division should be based on some sort of logic
preferably some sort of universalist logic that can be used to deduct from
since time is quite universal I go for a state division based on time zones
now to go balistic on the autism, the time zones themselves would have to be chanced. They should perfectly align with even-numbered latitudes by the factor of 360/24 = 15
So in conclusion the most autistic way to create U.S. states would be along every 15th latitude started at a multiple of 15
Jeremiah Myers
>now to go balistic on the autism, the time zones themselves would have to be chanced. They should perfectly align with even-numbered latitudes by the factor of 360/24 = 15
>So in conclusion the most autistic way to create U.S. states would be along every 15th latitude started at a multiple of 15
It doesn't have to be 15 btw. You could also use multiples of 7.5 for example. Then you would have states which would be half an hour apart from their neighboring states instead of 1 hour apart. But I prefer the 15 because autists prefer even numbers. I just wanted to make this comment to add to the general autism of this post and thread.
Liam Hernandez
Of course it’s a fucking German that has to make it super autistic
Wyatt Smith
By HAM radio division
Wyatt Turner
its perfect.... but instead we have soulless str*ight lines
Jeremiah Parker
Camden Brown
Noah Peterson
by the territory held by the former injun tribes
Camden Morris
Well, done. Only an autist can pull that one off
Isaiah Wood
A real autist would abolish timezones all together and just have a dislocated 'universal' time, Still division based on daylight hours has its merits.