Wake up

>wake up
>remember that I'm American

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>wake up
>remember that I won the lottery of life by being born an american

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start a business
get rich
move to the philippines

I wish I could arrive at JFK without being 'randomly selected for an extra screening'

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>wake up
>americans exist

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lmao lol.

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but Spen, I like you, it's your neighbors Poortugal who needs to be exterminated

>wake up
>still dead inside & lonely.

sorry, 9/11 made us very paranoid about brown people.

>wake up
>remember that I am only half Armenian

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But Bush is white

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>wake up
>remember that I'm Brazilian

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can you give me citizenship now? or am i allowed to have dual citizenship? if no then never mind

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what the fuck

uma delĂ­cia

give us greenland and well give you citizenship

Greenland is owned by Denmark you libtard

see, i keep wanting to think "oh they're wrong about brazilians" or "aw they're just trying to troll brazil" but then you do some shit like this and now you're comparable to india or turkey

newfag

We don't need your babblering, american
But yeah, sorry to disapoint ya

mutt education lmao

Even here in Brazil we know that yet america is number one in being pure retards

So? If he can convince Denmark to give us Greenland then he clearly deserves citizenship. You have to think with your big boy brain.

cringe and bluepilled

that's actually cannibalism

t. "great" brexit

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