/cum/

don't know any

My farts smell like fucking death right now

youtube.com/watch?v=oDHAEME84Og

I ate half of a familiar size pizza and i cant sleep now

Take a shite

should i watch tranny porn or incest porn?

just fapped to tranny porn :/

watch dramatizations of border hopping latinas being fucked by patrol

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I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH GAY

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This pepe makes me feel uncomfortable
It’s scary

that's cause it was drawn with negro features. Your subconscious doesn't fuck around.

incest tranny porn

that sounds like a job for
>shadman

Friend posted images of me on Instagram without my consent...

rape him

too bad he can't fill out his bra, pretty shit cosplay tbqh

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N-

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IGHT OF FIRE

How will manlets ever recover?

youtu.be/c5FjBes5Jrk

i did it lads

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only roasties care about manletism

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What app this be cuh

xoxo

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iunno

Islam is right about women

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called "hinge" i think

YO DAWG
Heard you like SHOES
So we got you SHOES FOR YOUR SHOES
Now you can wear SHOES IN SHOES INDOORS

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based thirdies adopting important US customs such as wearing shoes indoors

Shame they’re wearing shoes because some of them have great feet
(They’re the K-Pop Sensation RED VELVET)

>got drunk
>fell asleep without dinner
>woke up and made a quesadilla
>cant go back to sleep
the endless cycle

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that you should respect them and view them as your sisters?

youtu.be/XmPnib7tCSg

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>fuck lanklets aahhh

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dreamt the bf was kissed by one his hot straight friends

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grand canyon was big

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ah delta

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I can't fucking sleep

didnt even mean delta

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close your eyes

I ate a shitload of onions earlier, is that why my farts smell god-awful?

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Good boy. You eat those onions. That's what I like to hear. Onions are very nice.

Why in the goddammn everloving FUCK are people making coffee in Antarctica?

Have we gone to far? Is this the final form of hipsterism? Is there nothing too stupid for us to unironically do?

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Vietnamese girl keeps sending pictures of her food to the class group chat and nobody ever reacts to it

Thoughts?

dont bully

Is she pretty?

should be illegal to deny climate change

Yeah she’s pretty cute and has a bit of a lazy eye which makes her look super “adorkable” ;-)

doesn't help they would still be dumb

man i loved these
used to watch them drunk
youtube.com/watch?v=b3xe9dSY7zM

>food
Feet?

Vagina

Nope...though she did send a picture of an oyster in her hand and you can see her very blurry toes in the background...too blurry, sadly!

i love russian cinema
youtube.com/watch?v=v5t-zH0N3-M

Does it turn you on that I’m gonna take a shit now?
You’re gay so just asking idk

After the bath don't want to go to the grocery for a sauce. I was thinking about a cheese sauce in the bath. It also has a 50% discount. My hands' skin is a little better, by the way.

no
does it turn you on that a have a picture of my bf's 6 yo niece in the house?...
i think so

Keep your filthy pedo faggot hands off her

at least im glad the misconception about pedos and boys is now behind us

how hot is andy samberg...
sorry, ive had a couple of drinks

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>non cum flags having a go

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i just realised that i'm friendsly with you

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Awful edit on the hand

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is it circa 2017 again

doing a hulu and huff

I remember a picture of bagged rainwater in American supermarkets.
And some people are starting to drink coconut water instead of regular water even though it's crazy expensive in comparison

Coconut water is basado.
There’s this old guy near my place who will crack open a c’nut and pour the water in yer bottle for 50NTD....love it...

Forgot picture

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How does he crack it open? Last time I bought one I had to drop it from a second story window to crack it.

Large blade.

Oh yeah we have coconut water everywhere

tips for driving drunk: turn up the heat, roll up your windows, and blast the lullaby channel

youtube.com/watch?v=uH_dfcJOutU

They’re young coconuts, he just uses a machete to make a little hole.
They ripe and hard ones don’t have that much water left in them.

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Stop watching porn.

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Stop replying to 3 hour old posts

Stop replying to 300 year old ghosts

Stop implying I have 300 posts

Noice, typical british help.

Stop denying your 300 year old posts (to city planner)

Shalom, kike.

Stop making these retired jokes

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I want to visit Cincinnati only so I can eat this at the original location

i need to buy my third eye a sunglass after that

>"Hi do you have monkey poop coffee?"

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daily reminder that i fucking hate this taiwan and finnish people

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