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toil looms edition

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wow

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sneed

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THE Zimbardo?

buggered a nonce at tesco's ama

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I get it, English people will usually own up to something if its true.

>doing a sex with a girl
>focus on not coming early
>focus is too good and I end up never coming
wahey haha

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>just go to work go home

but you'd be doing this regardless of your gf situation

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They send their kids away to get their clits and dicks cut.

why are english organisations desperately trying to keep this no talent yank relevant?

pretty sure we offer male circumcision here

How he exposeth . . .
So say he to a man do he abade.

Might finna kiss a wall

this is a no sex general

Media are obsessed with getting brown women on tv

Not going to lie Moni is looking cute as hell

mia khalifa's one bit is 'wow x is getting pounded harder than I did by 50 guys in one night. I was in porn'

lol dumb roastie

ah do declare

I don't understand. Are you personally attacking me here?

Thankfully with younger generations its being phased out and people are openly critical of clitcutting sheikhs

yeah but with western standards, they want them cut high and tight

might convert to islam for the laugh lads haha

There is low and loose and high and tight circumcision, low and loose is all we other they prefer high and tight which removes most sensation from the bellend.

Oh Rhett

Nah, I am just saying, I get why you thought it was a dig, English people are cunts, but they will usually own up to something if its true.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? :DDD

WATAAAAAAAH :DDD

moni's arse pics

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imagine receiving your state issued gf and it was a non-white

DUDE CODY

Sorry for my presumptuous attitude

My mother always says that's their most admirable quality, their willingness to speak their mind

PROD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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der finnes...

Is this Sudanon the insecure doctor fella?

Women's rights should be controlled by the nearest kin male. If none can be found, ownership reverts to the nearest single male within the closest racial cluster.

Whattaya' think?

>BBC HARD

flashbacks to her porn videos

cunting a fucking knife up the arsehole

Uh oh lads, that yank who makes really bad posts is here

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No he's murtad scum

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What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen in a porn lads? Worst thing I ever saw was a facial abuse video. I was skipping through it, the guy made the girl vomit into a dog bowl then he put a funnel in her fanny (not ass y*Nkoids) and poured the vomit into her, pure fucking vile.

narrow it down

not gonna waste time reading a yank essay

so this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you...

MENAs need to be more creative with their flags 2bh. they literally all look the fucking same

trying to eat lunch mate

It's the shortest doth could be made.
Am sorry.

show

Nice Finlad aha

a loose arsehole i guess?

Why do you come to /brit/ then? Seems odd thing to do if you think everyone here hates you.

t. tricolor
or was that the joke

Anyone else wonder if you could go back in time and change one thing in your life that would have made it far better. If I didn’t have a rock thrown at my head I wouldn’t have the emotional unstable mental problems that fucked my social life up

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I like being an annoying presence

Bit fucked of someone to throw a rock at your head

good post italy

Fanny mean vagina

just finished copulating fiercely with this docile nigger i found wandering the streets after church
just noticed hes got a collar on with his owners details
should i give this "liam" a ring or no

the only single thing i could do i guess would stop my nose from getting broken since it makes me quite a lot uglier

I threw it at myself because I got angry playing mario kart 64

Get metal gear solid instead of ghost in the shell for my one allowed game for my birthday in 2000

bit gay mate

...

think the mental problems may already have been there lad

Any GAMERS here?

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i know what fanny means i was answering your question

bigger willy

Scandalous

Is it true that Britain has bestiality orgies across the cunt?
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And I was just answering yours clarifying that it means vagina not an arsehole

the amusing thing is, I am not even the same person, I butted into the conversation and said something to make the other guy look like a sperg, and since this is an anonymous board there is no way you would have known I was doing that

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showed the visiting nigger your posts and he went crazy and started doing the nigger dance. locked myself in the bathroom now, can hear him opening and slamming all my drawers

Doing some f2p bgs and Arenas rn

wait dad, you mean to tell me you spent hours playing in a virtual environment whilst you could have improved your real life?

How does Snoop Dogg keeps his duvets clean and white? :DDD


BLEAACH :DDD

That is indeed amusing albeit I did have a slight suspicion it may have been two separate people as the act of throwing a rock at oneself (with such force as to give yourself permanent brain damage) sounds hard to pull off

i never asked a question

>locked myself in the bathroom now, can hear him opening and slamming all my drawers
hate when this happens

Remember to spread your legs, comply and say daddy to avoid getting beat

So, uhhhh... yeah, I decided to paint my computer black late last night.

You know, so it would run faster?

Well, I turned it on and five minutes it stopped working...

you could throw it high up in the air and let it land on you although that is somewhat stretching the idea of throwing an object 'at' yourself

Look just fuck off mate annoying bastard

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Remember a traveller telling me this stuff was common in his community. Dogs and horses would regularly get a rogering.

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do you lads think that us 90s and later babies will live in a time where life extension is viable.
I do want to live in the future desu

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I painted mine white..within 5 minutes it gave superuser access to five anonymous users and unquarantined all the viruses

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yes you did you said "a loose arsehole i guess?" dont fib on here it makes me think youre pathetic and weak snivelling shitbag want to jump on you with my great big wellies

Lovely arse

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let women do the work i say

Do they at least enjoy it? Despite the memes I've never seen people here fuck animals, unless you count certain people

Something about being in a place with lots of tourists irks me

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that's not a question

women shouldnt be allowed to work

Just told me gf that my arse is sweaty and she's absolutely cackin it
Wasn't even trying to be funny

No, that's called kosherizing your firmware and it usually leads to terrible resource allocation

me? superuser