/brit/

can I have some money

enjoy getting robbed you utter mong

don't believe this for a second

and people wonder why the poor stay poor

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>Manure

wouldn't mind winning the lotto

i earn 40k a year so im just using this inheritance money to enjoy my self, i barely ever spend money on my self so im treating my % of my grandads estate as fuck you money

im not that stupid

>and people wonder why the poor stay poor
>me? I would invest that money in a productive enterprise such as bitcoin

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Eating

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/brit/ has the funniest OP posts, not gonna lie

Sister just DM'd me this says she's lonely down in hotpool

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whats your job

cracking knockers

who took the picture

doesn't lewis hamilton wear a chain worth 10k or something like that

janny at him

are those fake

youtube.com/watch?v=hGsL9eK-muw

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Wait, the nonce actually bought a gypsychain
That's even funnier

if I inherited 120k I'd probably start shopping at waitrose

and a wig worth 20k!

ahah

he's probably made over 100million in his career

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didn't ask

Wouldn't mind inheriting 120k even though I likely won't

laaaaads.... lads lads lads.... it's raining

10k is not really that much for a chain

still thinking about this cat

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Imagine not investing a 120k inheritance and living off of the profits, never having to work again.

Not with that attitude you won't

performance analyst @ network rail

bit rainy is it?

my dad's determined to waste all his money before he dies

he makes £50mln per year and thats just from formula 1, imagine his sponsorships on top of that phwoaaat he must be close to a billion

can people on bennies invest them?

leftypol

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Some people like being productive and love their job unlike you fat piece of neet bum trash

I love guys like you, posh pussies who spend money on things I can quickly mug you for and sell instantly. You should buy a gold and diamond bracelet as well bro

no you dont dave. be quiet

investing in myself

based urduni

Theoretically once the money's in your bank account it's yours to use

Yeah, yeah. Get back to your toil in the oil fields Mohammad.

alri good point
good lad

Going to poo soon

i'm a sick fuck
i cum quick fuck

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im 6’2 and weigh 16.5 stone that i know how to throw about, dont think ill be getting robbed anytime soon

wonder if there's any master investors out there who still claim bennies because they technically don't have a job like how actors still claim between jobs

Yeah I am totally not living in my own apartment with a huge tv, a 3 grand pc and tons of money stored in the baseboard of my bed I make relling drugs and robbing posh students

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actually quite sad and pathetic that this is the larp you’ve chosen to go with mate

As if you'd buy jewellery and not a mad car

Yeah you would, you are fat and slow. And the most important thing is you are a coward. Also you are a larper, post a pic of your watch or anything worth more than a grand with timestamp right now you neet

chess club coward

You know what lad, I suspect there are

gf not replied for a couple hours can only assume she's cheating guess I can shag that bird I met last night at the pub then

project manager (junior role) in marketing

dont care about inheritance mong, change the topic already

alright since you asked, now fuck off and larp on

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keep going

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Absolutely horrible poo

Pathetic zoomer, check this.

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would you rather be a beautiful lad but 5'7 or average looking and 6'1

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they include investments when they do asset tests and determine your eligibility
you could maybe hide it, but reckon the sort of person smart enough to hide massive investments from the government probably has a decent enough job

fat shite

Ok now post an actual pic with timestamp you larping goof

First obviously

smart lazy people probably don't want a job

Ossies would've thrown them in prison too
The real redpill is that East Germany was the true successor to nazi germany

Haven't had a shower in a week, was planning to take one today but the boiler has decided to throw a wobbler

some things never change

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What ever happened to based armed terror squads eliminating genetic wastage and degeneracy from society

>smart lazy

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Any one watching the West Ham v. Man U game right now?

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how tall are you now

What's the deal with your hand?

literally me to a t

Similar experience

182cm

they're not mutually exclusive

im unconventionally attractive

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i'm conventional

me but ironically

Ah yes (minister)
youtube.com/watch?v=rvYuoWyk8iU