The most irrelevant countries in europe

i was thinking of most irrelevant countries in europe and latvia and estonia are the only ones that i couldnt come with anything for
>luxembourg
was the seat of HRE
>bosnia/serbia
killed turks; started WW1
>croatia
killed turks and commited war crimes
>slovenia
jew of balkans; started yugoslav wars
>albania
skanderberg, mohammed ali
>macedonia, montenegro, moldavia, kosovo, cyprus, belarus, monaco, andorra
share history with bigger neighbour countries
>slovakia
cehoslovak legion
>belgium
shortcut to france in world wars; EU capital
>ireland
lots of them emmigrated to USA; irish terrorism
>iceland
vikinz n shieet
>finland
winter war
>georgia; armenia
used to be huge rich kingdoms
>lithuania
huge empire; BTFO kraut krusaders
>estonia, latvia
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Estonia is first to go forward with e-residency and Skype is made there
Latvia is indeed irrelevant

we had colonies and created USSR ;)

Czech? I don't know much about them. How are they?

they wuz emperors n shieet

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Scatvian Riflemen literally won war for Bolsheviks :)

America was very close to speaking Latvian:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couronian_colonization_of_the_Americas

are baltic guys handsome?

as a handsome baltic guy can confirm

>Latvia
Biggest cucks of Europe, troops famous for fighting in both the Red Army and the Waffen SS, also the only Protestant Slavic country.
>Estonia
Little Finland.

Estonia and Latvia used to be part of Sweden I wonder what life was like back then

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Germany is quite irrelevant, if we talk about positive things.

my great grandfather was in the SS :)
also im catholic ;)

>Estonia and Latvia used to be part of Sweden
jealous

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Ummmm sweetie having Christmas trees started in Tallinn and we had the tallest building in Europe for a hundred years. Checkmate

>my great grandfather was in the SS
Make sure to thank him for his service next time you visit his grave, I shudder to imagine what would have happened had an actual Latvian Nazi survived WW2 instead of dying in a ditch somewhere in Belarus or Pskov like they ought to.

I am not sure those were great times to be alive, user. There was a lot of violence.

>Latvia
>Slavic

nah, he lived, got away with everything and died only in 1995 or something :)

but there was also Sverige... the light in the darkness

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Why are you trying to reject your fellow Slavs?
That's pretty cringe desu bro.

Is Baltic comfy place to live in? I was told it's like being in a postcard because of its beautiful scenic nature

yes, please visit Latvia

First time I hear baltic countries have beautiful nature.

>beautiful scenic nature
KEK wut? we have literally 0 mountains

No please keep clear of Lithuania

Latvia and Estonia is very great & rich & western though, truly cultural powerhouses

based nordic brother

> this baltoscandianfag

Isn't the region just one big forest?

MY brother :)

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No that would be Finland

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Virgin Slavic Rap vs Chad Nordic Metal

>implying we're nordics
Lol

shut the fuck up -ičius/-ovas/-auskas

Actually -inis

Iirc Estonia produces the highest proof alcohol in the world.

Beninis

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Yes.

Everyone produces 100% spirit
Tavomočkrušinis

lašininis

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Why do Europeans hate trees so much?

t.

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Cause fuck you