/smg/ - Stock Market General

Date night with mummy edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Open] [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Open] [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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First for Miss Hotdogs

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RATTTTTTSUUUUU

First for long term health for kneepad

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check the Wordpress! He's done it!

I don't want ratsu to go to the microwave!

I think the most it could lose in a single day is 60% because of the oy vey shut it down circuit breaker.

There Its done

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When do we get to see coach banana split? She's my favorite rat

netlist is going to raise hte roof homies

Very good job ratsu
10/10

AHHHHHHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE I SOLD NLST THIS MORNING I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MORE AHHHHHHHHH

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fuck yes
this is a reaction image goldmine

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Help how do I sell my verizon options which just went up 2000% for some reason.

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I bought 20k worth of ACBFF today.
When this shit hit NYSE im gonna be swimming in money.
Feels good man.

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Why did my $22.50 and put for next friday just jump in price after market close? Am I actually going to make money?

When is that?

You can't trade options after hours

Early next month

Dude what the fuck same with me, I'm amd put guy, although I'd only make $3 by selling now.

I don't touch options because they are for far more sophisticated or professional investors, but I think you have to wait until Monday.

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the heretic encounters in the Milk World Arc...

Next is the Appliance Junction Arc

Look at it after hours today lmao

First for FLO

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Same happened to me it's probably a glitch that very directly affects my self worth and sense of dread.

Where are people seeing this ratsu thing? What am I missing? Where is it?

i thought leaf stocks don't trade after hours

should i go all in on GE, all in on MO, or 50/50. doesnt matter to me gonna be making chedda either way

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Hurry pls, I love these

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HNNNNNGGGGGGG

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that's only on SPY, so leveraged SPY instruments are safe(ish)

QQQ doesn't have a circuit breaker, so if it drops 33% in a day (dotcom crash 2.0) then TQQQ goes to zero

or even 33% SO 33% 33% GE 33% MO?

Poor brian peppers, I don't think he ever got laid. Closest he ever got was molesting nurses.

down 14.88%, the nazis are at it again

SO is like, really good

is there anymore good resources for option trading? i've done a few trades and i'm looking to up my game some.

Most of SPYs largest holdings are in QQQ though, but you're technically correct.

Dang.

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it would basically require a techsector-only crash, but again we've had one of those before

that's going to be comfy

You've at least banged traps

What, dying? I...I think you're right

is bgfv a buy yet? im tempted

BGFV will never be a buy ever again. It's a shit stock even for retail.

no that's what it's going to say on your tomb stone. Are we going to watch wolf of wall street for movie night?

Is AMD really going to take some of intels market share or is Robinhood full of it?

Ohhhh, you meant that's whats going to be on Comfy's tombstone. Quite right. Mine will say I never turned a profit. I have no idea what we're watching, Comfy wouldn't let us watch Tetsuo the Iron Man last week like I wanted

Not even worried

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For the lad who asked about Antibe Pharma:

I won't have time to look at all of their pipeline and claims in depth until later this weekend, but I did look at the research on ATB 346 for the treatment of inflammation/pain. Looks legit, it does what they claim it does in rats, they don't pull any of the typical pharma shit with their experimental design and statistics in order to manipulate perceived therapeutic efficacy/safety. There is a market for it, that will only grow desu.

Going to read a bit more into their other products, but I may invest in this myself. Main worrying thing so far is why ATB 346 clinical trials were shut down years ago due to safety issues and later reinstated. I suspect the dose they developed in rats lead to unpleasant side effects, and they may be trying a lower dose right now. But they still managed to get an analgesic effect in their later trials I suppose.

Also, there isn't enough research on H2S releasing agents for me to exclude the possibility of a downstream or chronic use negative side effect. So it is still a gamble. Definitely undervalued, I think though, and will probably get to phase 4.

The deal with the South Korean company is good news, gastrointestinal disorders that are complicated by NSAIDS are most prevalent in east asian countries.

Alright people, shill me your best penny stocks. What are some really cheap stocks you think are gonna explode?

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Not quite sure yet, but I swear it will never be would of Wall Street.
Miss me with that gay normie shit

save your pennies kid, they're going to be worth more next week.

ECR, it has already been decided

stop thinking like this
this isn't crypto

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>GTx
How the fuck does a company lose 92% of it's value in a day. I know bio companies are shit, but jesus...

>when I see an LCI ""investor"""

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Why is Nazrin so angry?

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Okay why in the FUCK is Aurora tanking?

people don't smoke pot when school is in session

I already bought 500 shares of ECR and pretty excited but Im afraid the profit wont be that much. I wish I started out with more money in my account but I only had like 700 dollars to start because I dont want to get too crazy. I was initially planning to gradually grow my stock account but now Im thinking you need lots of money to start otherwise the profit margins are very low. I dont really see the worth in buying stuff like AMD or TSLA because the profit margins would be insanely low unless you buy lots and lots with tens of thousands of dollars

at this point im interesting in penny stocks because i think its really interesting to read justifications for why they might grow. its fun to mass buy a super cheap stock and see if it works out

DUDE
WEED LMAO BTFO

People need to realize that not every stock play is a 200% moon mission. Some picks may be 10-15% but the risk is significantly lower than with bio memes. Oil and natural gas aren't going anywhere and aren't subject to secretive clinical trials.

that's not Nazrin, its Ringmaster Cola. She has the anti-blackhole rod.

...

Instead of gambling on which dude weed company will moon, why not invest in MJ. The sector has a whole is most certainly going to take off.

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priced in

I haven't read shit. I watched like 4 YouTube videos and I've almost doubled my money.(although I am one daytrade away from getting flagged). You dont know shit Texas user. I'm also from Texas and now IM Texas user. You lost your right.

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Couple entry prices to consider for trading dude weed recent IPOs that opened too high on debut and plunged:

Canopy Rivers latest PP price before hitting the public market was 3.50. Bottom floor for the drop will likely be 4.00 if it ever goes that low. I believe anything under 6.00 is a strong buy on this stock in current market conditions. Today's close was 7.75, low of day 7.52.

North Bud Farms latest PP was 0.25. Strong buy under 0.30 on open market. Today's close 0.37, low of day 0.35.

The last is Australis but I don't recommend that thing until it clearly establishes a support line, tests a new low, tests first resistance above support, then returns to mean. I won't touch it before it satisfies that criteria. Unlike Canopy Rivers, Australis has limited cash and is involved in a more uncertain market (US only). However, if Aurora pumps after their US listing, this one could ride along, maybe. Extreme caution.

pls rember, SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER is the dude weed trading motto.

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Robinhood got overwhelmed with orders for Aurora and it had to stop trading it two days ago. It's tanking since the rumor of making recreational weed products with Coca Cola was just that, a rumor.

Oh it's a good old fashioned texas fag off. First one to cum loses.

How about you kill yourself you dumb faggot
Livestream it, it will be the only good thing you've ever done, you waste of oxygen

Because at this stage of the bullish trend, sector wide pump is less likely. Individual companies may pop while the sector average slowly bleeds.

Damn OP BTFO
Beto calling out Cruz

that won't last forever, bud
don't get cocky
also filtered you

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Yeeeehaaww. My duck is limp and your mother's the biscuit

Had an okay week

Should really be at about 10% a week though.

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Dang man. Angry much? You lost some money today, huh? It ok user, mummy will still buy you chicken tendies. Edgelord faggot

>his duck is limp

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But do we buy the dip?

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>...
A gain is not a loss, my friend. It's a gain.

I wouldn't touch that thing. There was obviously a massive lawsuit or a huge miss on a clinical trial. They will probably r/s and then get shorted back down again until they either come out with a drug that passes clinical trials or they go bankrupt. This is why I hate bio stocks.

Eat shit. We have our Texas user tripfag.

Who /LAC/ here? Almost 10 percent gainz today on that sweet white substance

If he has tiny gains and pays commission, it could very well be a loss. You don’t need fat stacks to trade, but if you have less than $1000 what you need is a savings account

>he thinks I'm being an edge lord
No you want understand, I want to stab you in the stomach, fuck the stab wound, strangle you, shit in your mouth. Following which, I want to roast you over a lovely campfire and dine on your flesh

If you cannot satisfy my desires, please proceed to log out

>log out
>of Jow Forums

Gb2plebbit

you could also use robinhood or webull to take commissions out of the picture

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Ok now this is getting edgelordy. If you get this triggered by an user that is most likely Comfy phoneposting, than you need to have a handler.

That’s true, but that’s essentially playing in the big leagues while being blindfolded, and when you don’t have much skill it’s not entirely like going to the casino buuuuut........ I would still say what you actually need is a savings account

>another underage user doesn't understand jokes

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Look at this pleb

Alright Eminem, didn't mean to anger you. Jeez. Is English your second language or are you just getting all flustered? I'm willing to bet you just have a low IQ.

>doesn't have inside access to the ratsu word press
>he thinks he can have a valid opinion

I know you can buy small semen samples online for medical purposes, but could you imagine a company that sold wholesale cum? How much would a liter or two of cum cost? It'd probably be illegal to sell it without going through some sort of screening, but what if you labeled it for culinary purposes or something and then marked it as being not for human consumption? Just like a plastic soda bottle full of cum shipped to your door, can you imagine? It'd be like when they started making tobasco sauce, they sold it in old perfume bottles. But you could buy a dirty milk jug full of unrefrigerated semen from a variety of sources.

GIVE ME ACCESS GOD DAMNIT!!!!
Also if you're just trolling I feel like a fucking tard.

how do I invest in this?

I come from a proud race from Swadia, Nigeria. The white man has oppressed us for far too long, thus I take my battle to the internet to combat this oppression.
May the great spirit damn your mayo soul

Not a bad idea user.
This guy Seems like your target audience. You should do some market research on him