An amerishart walks into a bar. 15 shot

>An amerishart walks into a bar. 15 shot.

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300+ million americans walk into bulgaria
bulgaria surrenders instantly
bulgaria is now a us state

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cringe

>300+ million americans walk into bulgaria
you cant even walk to the next corner and you will walk to Bulgaria IMAO

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I went to the phone store Verizon and on the parking lot some fat bitch parked her car sandwich between two cars even though there were plenty of empty spaces around her. She got all mad she had to wait for me to move so she can get in lol

Amerifrens be like oh let me do some exercise *walks to the fridge*

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>americans
>walk
HAHAHAAHAH

>cringe
without USA all of your fathers will be russian

How would Mexicanons be Russian? If anything they’d be German. And that’s a big if