ITT : tell me about my country

no free speech, you get arrested immediately for thinking wrongly or showing any sign of patriotism
rape and murder occuring daily
60% taxes
shitty infrastructure, public health and education, despite sky high taxes, because all money gets used on replacement of the native population so we can import 85 IQ cheap work force
jewish overlords run the government
muslim overlords run the streets
public transport NEVER arrives on time
worse internet than for example Albania
no guns so we can't even defend ourselves
no military or borders, so this "country" would be overrun by some savages within a week

You're not cute

GAY AND SMELLY LMAO

Vive la France
Vive la République
Vive la Liberté

Based dare I say

beverages are really expensive here so I usually buy them at Auchan Supermarché. Merci beaucoup, mon frère

Once a might world power now a decaying shell. Too much bureaucracy and government intervention. Welfare addicted populace. Intellectual and political attitude of the country is self hatred. Foreign ethnicities are seen as no different than natives and are colonizing the country. Future prospects: Grim

Only Paris is relevant. All of France only consists of Paris.

The greatest nation on Earth in all aspects. The rest of us are thankful just to bask in your presence as the undisputed pinnacle of human achievement.

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Roaming gangs of Muslims shove baguettes up unsuspecting peoples' asses.

but im not tocqueville

A fake gothic built on 19th century for tourists, just like disneyland or las vegas

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i lowkey dont know at this point if it is someone trolling or just another edgy 16 year old

Everyone here says that frenchmen never leave tips. Also your national football team looks like it's from africa. That's everything i know about current France so im gonna have to go with cringe
But on the other hand, if we were to talk about your history... then i will have to go with BASED

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going to Paris was pretty heartbreaking as a long time ouiaboo

Decent war record but recent events makes you out to be surrender monkeys who smell bad. Hon hon hon.

>tfw wasn't born in g*rmany
Feels good t.bh

This is fucking horribly depressing to look at

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A great country who is culturally and historically rarely matched, though a little snooty.

(keep in mind I like to see the positives in everyone, tho...)
also I'm not much for monuments

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vive l'empereur

i want victories in my life :(

how bad was it?

Vive l'Empereur !

VIVE L'EMPEREUR

>centre of European Art and Culture stretching back for centuries
>champions of Freedom(Voltaire, the Rights of Man, Liberty Equality Fraternity, Modern Republicanism, stood up to German Imperialism even if it cost them everything, etc...)
>the original drapeau tricolore, half of Europe's flags are just localised versions of the French flag because it is synonymous with Freedom and Republicanism
>responsible for much of the Modern World's science, technology and math
>some of the most beautiful cities in the world
>most influential literature in Europe
>God-tier foods, can't even imagine life without croissants and baguettes t.b.h.
>the girls are qt as hell
>beautiful and romantic language
je t'aime France :3
vive l'empereur

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The men and women are swarthy and smell like buttery baked goods all the time

>no free speech, you get arrested immediately for thinking wrongly or showing any sign of patriotism
True
>rape and murder occuring daily
Nah, we're not full Somalia yet, rape maybe, murders no.
>60% taxes
True
>shitty infrastructure, public health and education, despite sky high taxes, because all money gets used on replacement of the native population so we can import 85 IQ cheap work force
Honestly i've had nothing to complain about public health
>jewish overlords run the government
True, but true for every major country in the west
>muslim overlords run the streets
Depends where you live, false for the most part
>public transport NEVER arrives on time
Trains mainly, buses and tram are ok
>worse internet than for example Albania
True
>no guns so we can't even defend ourselves
True, but we also don't get shot
>no military or borders, so this "country" would be overrun by some savages within a week
It's starting to become true.

>tf
>tp

Famously known for being one of the first countries to abolish monarchy.
Responsible for important advances in philosophy, math, science etc.
One of the best filmmakers in Europe, if not the world- They do more for european cinema than any other country except for Italy and Denmark.
French small towns in (beautiful) rural areas are quaint and very charming but unfortunately losing population.
Sadly overrun with muslims just like my country. Parts of Paris look like Morocco and it's a damn shame. Goatfuckers want to take revenge on France for all the years of colonisation and wars in the middle east. I think the Algerian war is still relevant for many Maghrebian migrants.

You just see self hating and biased , I can't believe France is this shitty

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VIVE L'EMPEREUR

Its close to Spain, thats all

Like everywhere, some parts are good, some parts are shit.
Stay away from most big cities and you're good.

Honestly it's not complete shit, the best thing about France is that you can never falls too hard unless you're extremely mentally ill and basically wants to.

j'aime bien la france
je fait une présentation sur le louvre hier

Ah, also

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas,
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas

Kotimaa kun taakse jäi, mietin hiljaa mielessäin,
Mitä siitä kertoisin, kysyjille vastaisin.
Kertoisinko köyhyyden, laudat eessä ovien?
Tai sen kaiken rikkauden? Kunnes tiesin vastauksen.

Sininen on taivas, siniset on silmänsä sen.
Siniset on järvet, sinisyyttä heijastaen.
Valkoinen on hanki, valkoiset on yöt kesien.
Valkoiset on pilvet, lampaat nuo taivaan sinisen.

Juuret kasvoi maahan sen, kylmän sekä routaisen.
Lämmön tunsin kuitenkin lujuudessa graniitin.
Hiljaa kuusten kuiske soi, terveisensä tuuli toi.
Sininen ja valkoinen värit ovat vapauden.

Sininen on taivas, siniset on silmänsä sen.
Siniset on järvet, sinisyyttä heijastaen.
Valkoinen on hanki, valkoiset on yöt kesien.
Valkoiset on pilvet, lampaat nuo taivaan sinisen.

This is why we need eugenics, I can't believe in this day and age people this ugly are getting born. It's bad for everyone.