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i stopped it

mikey would last a day in the black country

Will I get ID'd for buying johnnys in tesco self service?

youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo
stephen is based

Top 5 films as of right now. Go

what's your favourite godard

Is it just me or did he start to seem a little slow on later seasons of qi?

they're not doing it because it's impossible to implement

this fella predicted parachutes, suspension bridges and wind turbines in his book, Machinae Novae, in 1595

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swear that guy said rape gangs not ray guns

so they're finally here
performing for you
if you know the words
you can join in too

Seen a slag like this but like half caste the other day when I was driving through Rochdale the other day. She got all shy lmao.

no mate you won’t the machine will just scan it as it would a pint of milk

Good lad.

i ought to kept under permanent house arrest and deprived of the most basic of pleasures

did he do shoot the piano player?
if so that

Smart man to be honest

moni has finally made it

*patiently awaits tim byrne's next video*

proper old wind turbine design

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How did they get a photograph of someone who lived 500 years ago

kek

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nigger thumping music outside
niggers in a car
going to go apeshit

that was truffaut

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It's a picture of a painting from a book from 1920
i guess they lost the actual painting

I don't think that's quite a haiku.
If that's true I'm jelly.

I hate niggers

le révélateur
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wow

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Me too

virgin freak

whatever happened to all the freaky looking white people, used to be different types of people everywhere

Hope all uni anons have enjoyed their freshers week or have a great time if they start this week

im disappointed in you.
i expect that kind of language from lancashire but i thought you were better than that

hope you get hit by a lorry

don't think there's ever been a nigger as dark as you if I'm honest

Someone's playing with a universe jumping machine but it doesn't quite work.

Wish I knew about all this uni shite earlier. Would have fucked off to shag a load of slags on the governments dime 3bh

On margate sands I can connect nothing with nothing

sucking an eye of a blood drunk hunter

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM

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Malaponte you are not white

rosa, rosa, rosa, where is my heart?
rosa's flower powers, she is a witch

dailymotion.com/video/x4m186q

I am a white Italian-American working class man

To Carthage then I came
Burning burning burning burning
O Lord Thou pluckest me out
O Lord Thou pluckest
Burning

Tune
youtube.com/watch?v=s3bksUSPB4c

Italian-american
White

>17:23
UwU

so itchy
so itchy
send help

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Another classic lads
youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM

down the pub

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love this piccy

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Looks a good old pub man

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Are the American crisis & the European one the same? Not quite - America did achieve its utopia, the utopia of freedom, security, material comfort, in the late 20th century. That utopia is now behind it. The European utopia-of peace, liberty, material equality-was never achieved.

might skip toil tomorrow what they gonna do sack me? ha

close to me haven't been there in ages though
decent menu
good drinks

can you do me a favour and stop posting in my thread please?
like can someone make a new and yous can all use that one instead and leave this thread? i want this thread to be just for me and maybe my friends

sucking a third of umbilical cord

is this hans sennholz
reads like him

wish someone would section me

friends series 1-4 really was the best before chandler settled down and lost his comedic value

there are no pubs in yankland
that is a themed bar

np

Looks a lot better than 90 percent of English pubs.

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how I met your mother was better

it's an inn

umm dude that’s a traditional british pub it even does fish and chips! got some real nice ipa as well if that’s your thing

her royal pengness

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catholic scum

Don't get all the yankoid hate. Memes aside I reckon most of them are alright.

got sexually harassed by a very creepy man in the psych ward
he kept asking me to feel his falls because he thought he had cancer
i'd be lying in bed and i'd look around and he'd just be stood there staring at me from my door way. after i caught him staring at me that's when he'd start begging me to check his balls for lumps. fuck knows how long he'd been staring at me before i noticed.
he was about 40 and looked a bit like a frog and he had a horrible creepy high pitch monotone breathy voice
horrible nasty dirty cunt

no it's not
be quiet

fuck off tranny you know I'm not a mackerel snapper

the gf has very large chebs lads

You must be black if you find this attractive

kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_George_II_Inn
it's an Inn

refuse to believe that malaponte genuinely believes he's white
it's all just a gimmick

A lot of us are fucked up.

Unironically I find the most loathsome posts on /brit/ to come from people with British flags
Yanks can only ever inspire mild annoyance, never genuine hatred the way some British poster wankers can

See

An unsaid truth. Spot on.

you're as catholic as me

I could change my surname to Inn by deed poll but that wouldn't make me an inn would it?

charlie when are you bringing you thirty year old girlfriend to meet your folks?

you’re a toilet