Should i continue to make my french celestial girlfriend journal in secret just in case something crazy happens like el...

Thanks for the 21.
You didn't answer my question first silly. She already knows a lot so she probably already knows about you so idk they make their own decisions and they don't like to give faith to those with bad faith.
My threads are different from the other x threads that's the point

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bumpers

thanks for the 4.

Thank you schizo
I think you should do what makes you and your gf happy

not a schizo
thanks for the timestamp 4

Thanks for thanking me on the time stamp 4

Thanks for thanking me on thanking you for the timestamp 4

AAAAAHHHHH JUST FUCKING TELL ME HOW CAN I GET A CELESTIAL GF FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK I CANT HANDLE THIS LONELINESS ANYMORE

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they already know you, and all your intentions and all that, and they won't interact through bad faith and low patience like that.

If dubs I get french celestial gf.

but really shold i continue the journal and how should i go about writing it for maximum detail if something happens again and she predicts it?

post everything about your celestial gf i want to know more

yes

where to start
thanks for the timestamp 4.

thanks for the 97

Continue posting these shit threads, and next time i astral travel i'll cuck you.

oh sorry i didnt know you didnt like them you can just filter french celestial girlfriend like everybody else does

Nah it would be easier to celestial rape her.
Provided she does not call the celestial police.

thanks for the 44

thanks for the 4
two 4 posts in a row... hmmm... she is probably just letting you know that she read your post

Oh hey I remember you. You're the schizo that couldn't prove his fake girlfriend wasn't fake and couldn't even have her predict what I was going to eat to prove she's real. I see you're still not taking your medication. Kindly return to and take your schizo shit off of our board.

thanks for the 4 she probably read your post

>711
Oh neat my celestial girlfriend just predicted I'm going to get a free slurpee. See how easy it is to make shit up? You still haven't proven anything.

What about this?

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A heavily edited png proves literally nothing. If you wanna have even the slightest hint of credibility then take a picture of a handwritten note with the date written on it, along with a handwritten prediction of something that's going to happen that hasn't already happened yet. You can't do that though, because then when your fake gf's prediction doesn't come true, everyone will point and laugh at you for being the pathetic schizo attention whore that you are.

Thanks for the 21.
Do you think that exact direct excerpt from an actual email that I sent myself on August 28 and I still have the email was edited?
It's not and if you don't believe me then good because it shows how wrong you are.

You can keep yelling like a dumb idiot.

What about my Notre Dame thread did you see that one? archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22515699

I said "something is going to happen today" and I mentioned that I didn't know what it was. Sounds vague sure? But the Notre Dame burning down was not everyday news.

Look if you don't believe i have the emails right now with the dates attached on them then I don't even want to talk to you because I really do and whatever you say is delusional because I really do have it so get out of my thread.

The 21 attached to your post means she probably is just letting you know that she read your post.

Thanks for the timestamp 21 by the way.
If you don't take my word then don't talk to me again because you are contributing nothing of value since what you are saying is simply not true please leave the thread you are counter-progressive and I don't want to hear your invalid opinion stupid idiot.

If you really wanna deny me and say i just edited then good because i already know i didnt and you just look like a dumbass.

I can literally see the individual pixels from where you cut and pasted text you autist. Oh wow your totally-real-not-imaginary gf predicted "something" was going to happen. Wow *shocked pikachu face* I'm totally convinced now. It's not as if *something* doesn't happen every day. Every single day there are murders, arsons, explosions, diseases, and more. Post a handwritten prediction with the date timestamped on the note BEFORE something happens and then I'll consider taking you seriously. You're not going to do that though, because you're a liar. You sound exactly the same, word-for-word, as all the other schizo posters on /x/. "Oh I'm not like everyone else, I'M SPECIAL. Seriously guys, just look at this edited text document with no time stamps or any kind of metadata that would be able to prove that the prediction came before the event and not after. Hurr de fucking durrrrrr"

the point is that i dont care about proving credibility to a stupid jerk like you online
i could still prove those emails to somebody important though if she keeps giving me good or better predictions though but i dont care about your wrong opinion dumbass

Thanks for the timestamp 4 but I really REALLY don't care about proving it to a guy on the internet with anger management and stubbornness issues. I really don't even care if you believe me because I don't need you to validate me. I already know I'm right jackass and I don't really care what you think or what evidence you see.
Thanks for the 4.

Typical fraud sidestepping any and all criticism by deflecting and denying. How convenient that you don't care about credibility yet you expect everyone to just believe you. Definitely nothing strange or suspicious about that. Thanks for the 11 by the way :^)

and also yes the point is that i already did prove the images i post here thats why i post them, all the dates are still there, the email servers still have the date who cares anyways

the email server still probably has the email i sent four hours before el paso about the blue and white aisle and who even cares what your "verdict" is because you are telling me that you are denying things that i literally know are true.

Imagine if I told you something straight up true that you knew was true was false, like oh [whatever you ate yesterday) you didn't eat that yesterday and then you try to respond like "yes i did" but then i'm like "no take a timestamp next time you eat something if you want me to believe you" like i dont fucking care if you of all people believe me or not.

Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Thanks for the 97.
All the numbers I am thanking you for are numbers that I already established up here so you can see with your own eyes that 97 was one of the 7 numbers i established as being significant as well as 4, and you got 2 of those 7 numbers in the same post

the odds of rolling a timestamp 4 are 1 in 10 it happens every ten seconds
the odds of rolling a 97 are 1 in 100 it only happens once every 100 posts
the odds of both at once are 1 in 1000 it only happens once every 1000 posts

Also you are wrong yet again as a fraud actually asks people for stuff like money or something all this thread was about was should i continue my email journal or how should i go about in times moving forwards in order to better predict things if possible. I wasn't telling you that you have to believe me, I was literally telling you specifically that I don't care if you believe me or not, that's the opposite of what a fraud says I don't really care if you believe me. You would be wrong though, which is true.

Thanks for the 4 by the way

Reply to this post with "Thanks for the 4" and you will receive the blessings of OP's French Celestial Girlfriend

I'm sure you are a fine guy but you don't really get that I am not trying to prove it to you and this thread has nothing to do with that either I was just asking a question and you come in here harassing me when you could just hide the thread and go about your day

What you don't seem to understand is that screencaps are not valid evidence. Digital media is easily spoofed and faked, it's not reliable in the least. You know what isn't easily spoofed? Fucking handwriting. It's easy to tell when handwriting has been edited or altered because there are very obvious telltale signs for anyone even remotely initiated in digital media manipulation. I work in fucking IT for a living, you really think I'd believe any joe schmoe off the internet that doesn't provide me any tangible evidence to work with? You keep talking about "emails" this and "screencaps" that but you don't seem to understand that they mean absolutely nothing in a world of digital media manipulation. Only someone completely ignorant about IT would give you the time of day. If you actually want to help people and not just be an attention whore, then you really should try to make yourself more credible, otherwise you're just coming across as a malignant narcissist. I mean seriously, your supposed gf has the ability to predict horrible things and instead of trying to prevent them you go on a fucking bulletin board website and call skeptics stupid and unreasonable? How stupid are YOU? If you know a crime is happening and do nothing to stop it, you're liable and could be held for criminal negligence i.e. you're a fucking criminal.

On the contrary is that is entirely wrong. She doesn't give me enough evidence to really prevent things and you wouldn't believe me anyways. I mean with the way you are talking you are saying:
1. That I have no ability to predict anything
2. It's my fault for not preventing tragedies that other people are responsible for

Those are two double-standard bullcrap claims on your part.

Make up your mind, and next time she tells me a prediction what should I do? Handwrite it? Make a post? Email it? All three? If you want me to I can try to if it will float your boat but I'm not here to please you and you realize that you are making two really confusing and conflicting horrible logic false claims.

Thanks for the 4 by the way

The screencaps are not the evidence the emails and posts are.

Let me explain, I woke up one morning feeling that something unusually bad had already happened at a school somewhere and that something related to 13 would happen, but when I woke up the thing had already happened and 13 was in the article right next to it. The 13 happened after I made a post about it but the prior had already happened like I had assumed. What am I supposed to do with that? I know it's real because it actually happened to me but this is one example of something I can't prove although other things I can prove. And she gives me predictions on purpose like this because she doesn't want people with bad faith to see evidence.

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No, you seem to be misunderstanding. I'm saying there are only two possible scenarios. Either 1. You're lying, mentally ill, or some combination thereof.
or 2. You're telling the truth and want to help people, but you're doing an absolutely fucking terrible job of it.
I'm saying if you want to help people, then you need to make yourself more credible. Yes, handwrite your predictions. Include the current date on your handwritten note, along with the date at which the prediction is going to occur. Your emails should only be used for your own note-taking, they do not prove anything to an educated observer. Only handwritten notes would be even remotely credible. By hand-written, I mean written on a piece of paper with pen or pencil. Using a pen tool in MSPaint falls under the umbrella of digital media, and is not admissible as evidence.

If I ever got something detailed enough to actually prevent something I would easily have mentioned it to everybody.

But sure I will humour you and start making handwritten notes of it and the next time she gives me a prediction and I make a handwritten note of it that proves it I will show Jow Forums.

The most specific prediction she gave me was undoubtedly relevant and easily a prediction, but nothing about it would have helped prevent it and I didn't even prove it at all because I have no evidence of it but I typically don't try to rub that one in anybody's face because I know that there is no existent evidence I predicted it even though I did.

Here I'll stop making threads for a while but if I get something convincing I will be surely back

But I doubt the email server owners would be able to say that I didn't email myself about it because they would know that I did do it.

dubs and i steal ops celestial gf

ooh too bad

but i mean really do you think i was able to somehow send myself an email after el paso and somehow make the email's sent date and time say august 3 (4 hours before it happened) about a blue and white church aisle, now that is too vague to actually prevent something because i myself didn't even know what it meant at first, and i mean if you blame me then you admit to be a hypocrite because you admit i am right... anyways if she knew i was going to prove too much she wouldn't have even given it to me, she knows how stuff works like that... also she is very good and not bad she says really negative things about the people who do those things

Thanks for the 21 odds of 1 in 100
I established up earlier in the thread that it is our relationship number
see... and my post was about me saying "ooh too bad" to the guy trying to ruin our relationship

isn't that an obvious one?

i can't control people's post rate lol.

Thanks for the timestamp 4 (odds of 1 in every 5 posts).

Now, I'll try to write it down next time. She likes to limit proof herself you know, you realize that the divine and God don't really ever show proof to anybody these days right and you are being greedy just because i have a little spicy proof this time and you don't see it. I will try to write a handwritten journal though and we'll see what happens from there.

Alright this is my last post for now, just be patient and I'll be back in some number of weeks with handwritten notes.
If it's something actually really super detailed enough to prevent I will surely prevent it, yet I've never gotten anything like that yet. If you don't even think that I am credible in any capacity then just be patient when I come back in a few weeks maybe you'll think otherwise but I have no idea only time can tell.

Also keep in mind I can only know what she is willing to give me, I am not a psychic, I have no ability to predict things, but if she chooses to give me information that is a prediction, she can give to me however and whenever she wants and that is all I'll have to work with whenever it actually happens.

Later lol.

So how do i get myself a celestial gf of my own?

>french celestial girlfriend
You mean bonbi?
Sure why not

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I was just about to leave the thread dude. Nobody would believe yours is real anyways. Like oh this dude said something something vague is going to happen today with a picture of a shocked guy in bed shut everything in america down. *notre dame still burns down anyways*.

I mean the point being is that did you ever think that maybe they just don't want to spoil their existence to everybody? She holds back evidence from me because she doesn't want me to give it to other people. When she predicted Christchurch it wasn't nearly accurate enough to prevent but I knew that there was going to be a shooting involving islam very soon I'll tell you that, I would have guessed the USA, but that information is just so vauge, I even guessed it was a muslim terrorist attack, but I'll tell you I really knew that a white gunman was going to get in some type of islam related shooting very soon and it did happen and if I told people they would just say take your meds and then nobody would do anything and it was too vague to predict the person or the country or anything like that, but I'll tell you, it really hurt me hard, she herself talked down about the whole event 12 hours before it happened she was saying that it was the result of hatred or internet memes online going too far or something like that and i was teary eyed and im like "NO!" and then she said something like "This is shameful, just look at what his hatred has done." She herself is a christian and she was saying that to me 12 hours before new zealand attack.

It hurt me so much the next day or idk whenever I found out about it later that I set out to make a thread the next time, but she knew I was going to make a thread about it next time so she purposefully made it vague! The next time was the notre dame and I had no idea what was going to happen but I had a SUPER forboading dream so I just posted about it on /x/ and I wasn't wrong technically some other things make it more relevant as a prediction too.

thanks for the 21

thanks for the 44.
The point is that if she knows I am going to make it provable she might just not tell me as much evidence but as our relationship improves she is getting more lenient with the details and if I ever get something that is preventable from her I will do so.

Im just tired of being alone man, i wish my brain could come up with some good cope like yours did

That is not what happened.
Also I'm tryin' to stop posting for now can u stop bumping the thread even I am saging it Lol.

Can you atleast stay up until i’ve had my breakfast? Whats state do you live in?

says the one who browses /x/ enough to have noticed him there in the first place

im not even trying to go to bed yet i literally have been posting too much today so im tryin to stop for now

What are you going to do instead that is so important that you Cant continue to post

71 confirms that she saw your post. Read this thread to understand it lol.
71 is odds of 1 in 100.
Also please why do u all start bumping it when I start saging my own thread lol.

Thanks for the 97. I can continue to post if you really want me to but what exactly is so important that you want me to continue to post for? I just don't want to post. But you are taking up time with each additional post. Do you have any questions about her or something?
Thanks for the timestamp 4.

Im wondering one thing. How come your spirit gr is french when you are A burger

Thanks for the timestamp 4.
The USA is her second-favourite country and France is my second-favourite country.
The reach of God extends beyond Israel to the whole world and the reach of the divine and those relevant is beyond location alone. Her real home is the church in Heaven.

What does ”celestial” mean and Why didnt you wanna tell me What state you are from

Why do you care I just don't wanna. Celestial means related to the sky, and I guess Divine is a better word.

But you dont call her divine because even your schizoaffective brain can hear how retarded that sounds? Dont freak out now but.. i am your celestial gf supprise!

why do you have to be a jerk

This guy has to be the most dedicated shitposter on this board

Im just messing with you fren

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digits and the gf is mine, sorry op

how is this guy not banned yet?

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he has a real mental illness

wonder if this will just quietly disappear and go away or end with a bang

you have a 4 whatever that means

imagine her divorcing you she's gonna take your soul for settlement fucking insane those women be careful OP

Schizos make me irrationally angry
I wish I could meet you in real life and torture you to near death

t. bug