How do I become a bloomer?

How do I become a bloomer?

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Eat a daily dose of hopium.

Bloomers are just delusional boomers

Antidepressants

emeramide

Quit Jow Forums.

Quit Jow Forums

I was once told Im the most positive person this guy knows.

I quickly realized that's where u was fucking up with girls and became a cynical bad boi

no fap, no porn, no Jow Forums, no videogames, no drugs, no alcohol, no nikotin, no caffeine, 8h sleep from 10pm-6am.

Fucking easy, sing this everyday for maximum test gaines:

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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Und das heißt:
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Erika.

Quit Jow Forums

user is right.

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
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Und das heißt:
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Erika.

WTF this meme absolutely encompasses who I am.

How the fuck is this possible

I want to be a bloomer but I am merely a degenerate doomer.

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you're an npc

tfw you'll never be a bloomer

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checkd n kekd

can we have a Neurtral Evil version of this

How indeed

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Read Mein Kampf on 2 tabs of acid, never do drugs again after.

>mfw I am a bloomer

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add an extra dot before Erika, there's three beats

You have to put your life into the hands of the living God.

Be good looking
met with positive reinforcement all your life
bloom into your 20s.

my life doesn't get any better when i quit Jow Forums or anything really. quit weed/alcohol/vidya and still a doomer.

book of proverbs. plato. weightlifting. god. classical music. vegetarianism. radical honesty. long corning GLW.

But I am the living god.

Daily mindfulness meditation, nofap, lift heavy weights, quit screens as much as possible, read good literature

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It's about physical appearance

take a bunch of dicks in the ass

Hitler's dead though?

>2 tabs
>reading

You haven't taken a lot of lsd amiriette

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Microdosing LSD

counterstrike ;_; the bomb had been planted

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