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I unironically fit most of the science meme but I don’t watch anime and I’ve held hands

First for the highest form of comedy.

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What's it like to be somebody's favorite person

ask your mom about me and she'll tell you

>ti-85
>not the ti-84 silver plus

It's fucking stressful and terrifying, but also the best feeling in the world

ooooooo look at big shot over here

Feels good but if they’re really sick like mine is it fucks you up

shower you dirty little fuck

Make me fucker

i wouldn't come near your stinky ass

Trying to be a succesful normie but the only place I find solace is with abunch of anonymous NEETs

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i don't konw

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join the failed normie club

I’ll give you a nice big hug

1st mexican post

everybody hates mee

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>1st mexican post
did you forget the half of /cum/ is CHI's

>do some duolingo
hopefully grorious nipponese

>28 (TWENTY EIGHT) threads about America are up right now

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do they really?

We run this world no matter how much chi com cunts seethe

how many about canada? w-we're relevant

how many by the butthurt b*lgarian

one day friendo

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lovebugs more like hatebugs. i fucking hate them

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i don't understand what is going on, or what is about to happen. but i think i am going to like this a lot.

btw, who is she?

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her face says no but her pussy is saying yes. how did that happen

fuck fags

dreamed that i had a vagina

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thats gay

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Imagine paying more for meat because the cow was raised with kindness

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Gladly

It takes more effort to be nice to the cows

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think Im in love with my old coworker
she still snaps me back instantly, she literally looks like Moner but browner

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I’m 90% sure they’re a German using a Bulgaria proxy. The same fucking posts are by German flags as well

father of this girl I know raises kobe beef cattle. guy raises them like princes. plays movies and shit for them while they're standing in the barn, everythings heated, you name it.

should be the law to raise them with kindness

dumb stim headache

>Imagine paying more for meat because the cow was raised with kindness
why do you think wagyu beef is so expensive?

It's like basking in a warm glowing light cast down from the heavens

cope

hmm gotta try and find a movie to watch before beddy time...that being said i probably will only half watch it and not really pay attention

i'm something of a disconnected youth (18+) myself

What do you guys do when you have anxiety?

hello

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stop posting your relatives on Jow Forums

>only one (You)
why dont you love me anymore, /cum/?

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Getting blisters on my feet from walking so fast to keep up with my insanely fast roommate who I walk with all the time

congratulations you are now certified boomer

just took the browns to the super bowl, if you know what i mean

I want to suck on Asian PP. I don’t care what part of Asia the PP is from

It's honestly amazing how many mentally ill people come here every day

ignore it

try somewhere in san fran. I think they've got a lot of aids there

I'm guessing you're talking about East Asia? Yeah there are a lot of cute guys from there.

are you really so autistic that you can't laugh at a joke? got aids or something?

i don't need your certification to know

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>mexican trip gets no (you)s
now that makes me smile

It's gotten better since the 80s-90s

whats your shoe size, /cum/?

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Unless he lives in japan he doesn't raise kobe beef.

why not watch an episode of a show then?

>mexican trip
what has /cum/ turned into

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15 triple wide.
I'm a big boi

10.5 but sometimes 11

I don’t care what part of Asia. East, southeast, west, central, south. Any Asian pp is good for me.

sure, it's not the same breed or anything, faggot.

There are many worse thinga he could have called you, unless that's what you're into.

i say what i want fuck u

I believe in you

Then why didnt you use the proper breed name (which can be one of four from a certain region of japan, their native cattle). Kobe beef is a region protected designation. It's like calling american sparkling wine "champagne". You're ignorant.

I'd go for that as long as the guy was hot.

huh

9, sometimes 9.5 but just 9 for majority of shoes.

One of my tribe’s elders used the gibs that was supposed to be given to our tribe to improve the community used it to buy a fucking Ferrari. I’m fucking pissed, but if you fucking bring up that bullshit the elders label you as an “Englishman” leading you to be shuned by the rest of the tribe.

give him smallpox

How

crazy he calls you an englishman ironically he takes the resources from the tribe for his own gain. Time to leave da reservation.

rewatching 4 lions for the thousandth time. great kino.

pasta

first good post I've seen all night

watch out for those members of I.N.C.E.L. lads, they're a bad lot

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HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

I have a lot of tuna casserole left over if anyone is hungry. Feel free to swing by.

hahaha

organize a coup against them

did you really have to delete and reword that?
based and redpilled

The Tribe’s Elders basically tricked everyone to have their government gibs be send to the Tribal elders so they could distribute between everyone and improve the community since we had an epidemic in the past of people using drugs and people used their gibs to buy drugs instead of improving themselves or the tribe. Now the Elders abuse the power they have and label you as an Englishman (the worst insult in our tribe) if you question them
Our tribe has many words which mean many things. For example, the best compliment you could give a white man is to call them a Frenchman.
Epic meme
People aren’t interested and would rather wallow in their own self doubt

he didnt want negative karmas

why dont you leave the reservation?

oh no, he's gone off the reservation!!

I can’t really afford it. I work at my casino and do a part time job as a massage therapist (appointments only).

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Does anyone do that on the rez?

If you work at the casino you should be making a LOT of money

does everyone in your tribe pawn their space heater so they can get some of that firewater? maybe some jim beam