/brit/

i'm keeping all three live threads on page 1 to get the janny's attention

I played the first two but haven't played the third yet. Loved the first two.

bought a domain name just want it to be a basically blank page

how do i do this

giving this thread a thorough read

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The Robin Reliant Shuttle episode in series 9 episode 4

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Top_Gear_episodes#Series_9_(2007)

you drunk? me? drinking coffee idk why its like 11pm

disgusting woman

mount & blade is good
fallout new vegas is very good
civ 4 + realism invictus mod is best civ

Oh my bad. Is the rest of series 9 a good watch?

Hello time zone bro

civ 5 is alri. prob my favourite civ, but like all those games it gets boring

howdy

A fine gentleman on here promised me he'd fly over Whitby in a Tiger Moth.

WHERE ARE YOU?

having one of these bad boys

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>wilburger is live on twitch
>jrpg

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big fan of jimmy savile

based doug

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Interesting.

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why do they have more than one series in a year but then only have 5 episodes in a series?

the only good top gear episodes are the specials

nah most of the challenges in the regular episodes were pretty good

Did the man drive the car?

maybe but the rest of it is boring

Good for throwing on in the background while I coom or shop or browse the chan

live in building with 4 flats
needed to poke my head in the cupboard under the stairs
some cunt had left a set of stepladders against the cupboard door
tried to move them silently but no it went BANG as if i'd fucking booted it as hard as i could
must've woken up everyone in the building and next door as well
not my fault some idiot thought right in front of the door to a shared space was fine to stick a stepladder
not my fault people in this country somehow decided we should all live crammed into tiny flats sleeping inches from each other with walls in between
am i the only one who thinks about shit like this?
if everyone was like me the world would be fucking fine i swear, but no
90% idiots and arseholes innit

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKrfeMWnpdw

If brit made music

Nearly a full week since I last coomed
not even doing nofap I am just on sertraline so wanking is a waste of time. Simple as
Thank you for reading

having a nice wank

wanking to top gear

>sertraline
how long?
cool if it works but it fucked me up bad
made me schizophrenic

Used to be on sertraline myself. Mixed it with opiates too so I couldn't cum for shit. My ex used to get mad and force me to keep fucking her until I came which sometimes took well over an hour. Was I raped?

that did nothing for me except give me the shits for a week once when i went up a dosage

a nigga just got a refund from tinder tbqh
fuck them

i said the app stopped working when i bought it

Hello Mr. Ban Appeal Man. You get a million of these a day. I do not wish to waste your time or draw your ire, O Great One. I have been banned before. I have been restricted access to this platform before. I have been a fugitive in your eyes. So prehaps it does not behoove you to take mercy upon me. I simply contend this: there is no example of my misconduct in this instance, and I am afraid to say, perhaps, I committed no misconduct whatsoever. If I have, please show the example, for I see none. If I am guilty, put me to the Bastille. But you present no evidence of my guilt, and I doubt very much it exists.

I quoth, never have I broken Global Rule 1! I quoth yet again, this ban is simply a clerical error! I quoth lastly, if I am mistaken, present to me the evidence of my breaking Global Rule 1! I can wait out the length of this ban, Indeed. But I have no recollection of, and have bizzarely, seen no evidence of, my ever having broke any rule, and I contend yet again, this is simply a clerical error. A clerical error at the hands of a man with sausage fingers. A clerical error made by one too engrossed in hot pockets. A clerical error of a tin-pot tyrant who forgets he is simply a pizza-faced 19 year old with a petty demense on a lurid corner of the internet. You can have your Empire of Indolence, but can you justify your actions in charging me guilty of a crime I did not committ? I doubt it.
#FreeMe #AnonLivesMatter #FuckThePolice

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>sertraline
i take ssri meds too

is it still incest if she's only my half sister
asking for a friend

Not everyone gets sexual dysfunction on it. If it's an issue you can switch to another medication. Just ask the doctor.

yeah

Yes but she's not going to fuck you anyway so it doesn't matter

For me every SSRI I tried made it hard to cum. Didn't have a problem getting hard, just couldn't feel pussy properly.

nigger

Who wants to hear a good joke?

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tell me

nah yer alri

That happens sometimes. Did you tell the doctor?

k

yes

I had a girlfriend with a lazy eye, but I had to dump her
It turned out she was seeing someone else the whole time

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Europodians
Europidians
Avrupians
Europáyans
Europots
Euripidians
Eurinpedeans
Europeaens
Europeeish
Europer
Europen
Europae

the ssri did nothing
the snri did nothing
its all a fucking scam

I told my liaison, who was sort of a councilor. She just said it's kind of nice to take your time sometimes. Ever since I stopped taking them I cum way too quick if I'm not high

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my favourite thing is objectifying women

Nye isn't a scientist. He's a mechanical engineer and a failed comedian who was suddenly picked up by Disney in the early 1990s. His parents also both had deep ties to the military-intelligence apparatus and the Nye family is overrepresented in Masonic lodge lists.

i hate scientists

he says on the internet

tried to become an engineer but it was too hard with my work ethic

you mean the conclusions presented in this vid aren't the result of rigorous scientific inquiry?
youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48

well i mean it's not like i'm glad to be here

When I was a NEET, all I could think about is how I would do anything for a job. Get a job, and I wish I were a NEET again.

Europáyans, and those of Europeeish descent, rise up, unite, come together. We are coming to an Epoch of mass anti-Europáyan sentiment which threatens our very existence to its core. Those from the lesser races wish to swarm our lands and make us the lesser in all arrangements. They belittle our culture, our music, our cuisine. And who are these barbarians? The Afridians and the Asiyans. Who consume rotten flesh bruised with peppers of the chilli, and live like primitives in huts made of mere straw. We are men of bravery! Men of Valor! We musn't subcum to the scourge of the lesser races.

im neet and have never thought that

Are you being held hostage and forced to post on /brit/? Blink twice for yes

I never wanted to get a job when I was a NEET but I'm actually a lot happier now than I was as a NEET

>@1:57

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peng

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I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now

user's google history
it's bloody user's google history

He smoke a joint
He sniffs a line
He has a smoke
He does some dope
He's feeling fine
He knows he's lying
He loses hope
He takes the rope

why are sexual revolutionists always slightly unattractive

there's really no such thing as sex

Probably want a sexual revolution because they can't get laid. My theory is that anyone who wants to radically change society isn't having regular sex

they're sexually frustrated

I need to coom

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There is no such thing as talent.

There is only channeling the cosmic conciousness and glimpses of the universal divinity.

Saying 'have sex' to political spergs online isn't just a throwaway insult it's genuine advice

nah all non-obese girls can get sex

You're mum is quite talented (@ sucking me off)

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not from the guys they want though

is that the best you've got?

haha yeah don't be a naughty political radical bro we wouldn't want that just have sex :) just switch your brain off bro :)

Fuck off, Janny

have sex ;)

virge

yeah they can just not a relationship

She doesn't even know I don't exist. T.T

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