You are now a dictator

you now have absolute power over everything inside your country. What is your 10 step program to fix/improve your country ?

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quit

Balkanize

1.KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS
2.FUCK ALL AMERIGOBLOS
3.KYS ALL AMERIGOBLOS
4. FREE AZTLAN
5.HATE ALL AMERIGOBLOS
5-10. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

launch the nukes

FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

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1-10. Cringe

I kill 99% of the population.

1: Kill all niggers/arabs
2: State mandated gf
now it's fine

1.Militarize all schools
2.Punish drug use severely
3.Reinstate prison labor
4. Limit welfare to a 6 month period with a 6 month cool down
5.Prohibit the creation of modernist cuckblocks
6.Mandatory athleticism classes in all schools, if you aren't an athlete then you will still do exercises to stay fit
7.Help the working class by providing them with food discounts and by giving them a small stipend they can use for whatever they want
8. Control the influx of foreign (((media)))
9. Close the borders and repatriate all illegals
10. Bury all power and communication lines and open up the power production sector to new people instead of keeping it a monopoly.

1. Mandatory psychotherapy for all.
2. Agriculture and recycling advancement
3. University Entrance exams change
4. Social consience class at school
5. Eat alive mega rich tax-evaders
6. Restoration of city buildings via private&public combo
7. Laws regarding inner-social classism
8. Clean my room
9. Have sex
10. Make a depressed person smile.

>absolute power
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

1 send all money to bank account
2 deport all nordestinos to portugal
3 deport all mineiros to nordeste
4 deport all fluminenses to africa
5 deport all everyone else except sulistas to the amazon
6 send all gayuchos to colonize the empty northern land
7 colonize the extreme south with paranaenses and santa catarinenses
8 make the EU send an yearly tribute of 100000 south germans and 10000 north italians or else I burn muh amazon forest
9 become an absolute monarchy
10 start rebuilding every city because damn these cities are shit

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1. Implement UBI remove all welfare shit.
2. Minimize government to depower corrupt individuals. Privatize most shit.
3. Libertarian to a fault. Reap what you sow. It's the least worst policy that respects rights.
4. Form big brain think tank council to deal with externalities.
5-10 dunno.

1. Declare Soviet Republic
2. Declare Invariance of marxism
3. step down

holy fucking based

b&rp

Why are you in the USA then?

Holy fucking based

>Minimize government to depower corrupt individuals. Privatize most shit
>depower corrupt individuals
>privatize

Shoot myself, dictatorships solving things is just a childish dream.

I would only bring my country into civil war and destroy the institutions and traditions our current wealth and welfare are based on.

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1. Turn back the boats
2. Abolish abortion
3. Orphanages become military bording schools with its pupils wards of the country. The goal will be to impress loyalty and patriotism upon them and then get them jobs in the government.
4. Construction of nuclear power facilities in the outback
5. Construction of man made river systems to take water to our farmers
6. Reduce the need for imported goods
7. Free hysterectomies
8. Forced hysterectomies on anyone that has two children but hasn't had a source of household income in the last 12 months
9. Government officials are now paid minimum wage
10. Death penalty for provable murder and violent sex crimes and crimes against children

In no particular order
1. Execute all politicians on live television and replace them with my yes-men
2. Deport all non-Romanians, abolish "minority languages"
3. Compulsory military service
4. Reintroduce the capital punishment, make homosexuality and other things punishable by death
5. Abolish the Baccalaureate and other irrelevant tests, create standardized high school & uni admission exams based on each individual school profile
6. Invest more in our nuclear programme, highways etc
7. Abolish welfare
8. Make foreign media illegal, limit or censor the internet
9. Reinstate forced labour
10. Revoke citizenship for all diaspora and close the borders

1. Unite with Czechia to form Czechoslovakia
2-10. Whatever

cringe opinions

invariant, scientific, and objective

1. Renationalise a lot of things
2. Give more local power to regional authorities
3. Raise taxes on mega corps, subside small business
4. Rollback to a fair, hard, and meritocratic school system, and develop vocational/trade school to compensate
5. Quit

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1. Any non-Norwegian has to go
2. Paragraph two is put into our constitution in it's original form again (the christian shit is replaced with whatever new religion I will create)
3. Depopulate the cities
4. Legalize drugs
5. Invent a new religion for the Norwegian people
6. Right to bear arms
7. Make the school system better
8. Make the military better (no girls)
9. Remove feminism
10. Every man needs to have a sword on him when going into a town

based viking

Bullshit. Most Norwegians supported the occupied government until they started to lose the war.

>Subsidize farming more, tax food imports more
>Scale back centralization
>Education reform, more focus om maths, encourage students to go into trades
>Invest in research on renewable energy
>Spend less on art and culture
>Spend less on refugees and immigrants
>Increase military spending
>Make Nynorsk the only accepted form of written norwegian to dab on eastoi*s

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1. Exile all politicians plus their families to Africa.
2. Mass deportation of foreigners.
3. Abolish immigration.
4. Create a program which gives money to the self-hating whiners who think they're too good for this country so they actually shut the fuck up and leave.
5. Fix the rape of Valletta's entrance by re-building the original gate or build a brand new one that fits, destroy the parliament, and re-build the Royal Opera House and re-name it to Valletta Opera House.
6. Remove the George Cross from the flag and build a monument for it in Valletta because the notion that we need it on the flag to remember the events of WWII disgusts me.
7. Big reforms on the Maltese language.
8. Re-open the trade school.
9. Work on removing the colonial mentality from the people's heads.
10. Try to buy Pantelleria and the Pelagie Islands from Italy for the shits and giggles.

Basert og raudpilla.

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Same as Hitler did but not invade the whole continent at once.

1 kill all the commie
2 kill all the elders
3 elitism
4 develop technology
5 expansion in southeast asia
6 independent
7 English teaching in education
8 invade canton province
9 good relationships with japan and Korea
10 if this happen

1. Single payer
2.Moratorium on coal and cut all fossil fuel subsidies
3. Bring the troops home
4. R and D for carbon capture projects
5. Invest in nuclear and other carbon free sources plus a hefty carbon tax

1. Launch our entire nuclear arsenal at Israel
2. ???

1. Nationalize all banks and the most important industries and services
2. Get rid of landlords, give them ample time to get their things in order. If they don't hand """their""" lands over peacefully seize them anyway.
3. Give priority to research in the medical and climate areas, as well as engineering so we can still export quality products
4. Legalize all drugs, but only allow a state run industry tied to prevention and education programs. Can only buy with a pass that can be obtained from sitting through mandatory educational courses that cover the effects, side effects and possible drawbacks as supported by current scientific knowledge. Regular buyers are encouraged to see a social worker and/or psychotherapist regularly.
Only cannabis and alcohol are legal for non citizens to buy, but possession is still decriminalised for them.
5-10: idk desu

Kill every single person in the country starting with every a*gentinian subhuman and continuing with the immigrants. Then put a titanium wall in the borders and repopulate the country with europeans and east asians

based, id vote for you

1. steal all the money
2. send it all to fiscal paradises, starting with Switzerland
3. buy property in Europe and USA
4. settle in Monaco
5-10. live the dream

>Nationalize all banks and the most important industries and services
>Get rid of landlords, give them ample time to get their things in order. If they don't hand """their""" lands over peacefully seize them anyway.
>. Legalize all drugs, but only allow a state run industry tied to prevention and education programs.
So basically Argentina, or what our coming government says they want

Maybe not a good idea, pal

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>Argentina
>Money

>norway
>education

fucking cringe lord

This.

somehow make myself rich legally, then resign and leave

I don’t want another world war DO NOT let any Germans get any ideas

free healthcare
might as well make people like me, right?

holy based

This.
Fuck everyone else, honestly.
You only live once and everyone does it anyway

All that will be worthless if you don't fix your pensions, poopeepoolous

Tear down regulations, cut benefits, shoot people who make a fuss.

Apply for US statehood and resign when they accept us

incredibly based

militarize

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Destroy r*ssia
Genocide everyone
Apply for Austrian passport using money stolen from dead r*sskies
Marry a Lebanese or Iranian girl
Live careless life knowing r*ssia doesn't exist and shall never recover

1 purge the greens
2 reintroduce nuclear power, going full nuclear as soon as possible
3. stop wasting money on all that other green bullshit.
4. break up telecom, remove their privileges, sell to the highest bidder thats not china and pump a bunch of money into it to fix our third world internet.
5. do the same to DB. make the train lines run more independently so 20 trains arent late because one breaks down. aka make the trains run on time
6. reintroduce conscription. the culture is too anti military for a pure volunteer army. people need a taste of it to even consider joining up for longer.
7. dictator prestige project: copy the dutch and gain land from the sea. should be easily done by building dykes over our string of north sea islands like spikeroog, wangerook etc.
use canals so harbors are still accessible.
8. reintroduce nazi era family politics updated to modern times to raise birth rates. something about that shit just worked.
9. make my birthday a national holiday. just for the dictator lulz.
10. proclaim myself emperor establishing a dynasty.

Sounds pretty good. Imagine living in Vienna like a king with some Persian qt

#1 Round up all the ignorant backwater republicans, insane fundamentalist christians, and all the billionaires spreading propaganda and execute them all.
>inb4 Jow Forums is triggered that someone opposes their anti-American ethnostate
#2 Change how schools are funded so there's not huge disparity between districts
#3 Mandate practical education rather than useless theory.
>More emphasis on practical biology (how to stay healthy, how to know when you're sick etc instead of MITOCHONDRIA ARE THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL). Teach people how businesses & having a job works so they can actually find a job when they graduate. Teach logic & rational argument instead of dumb shit like trigonometry. Foster a culture of learning and personal responsibility rather than blind consumerism.
#4 Reform corporate law so corporations are classified as a convenience for deciding ownership rather than a true legal entity.
#5 Mandate training for police officers, delete the current police union and replace it with a new professional organization that is committed to preserving the integrity of the job of police officer, much like how doctors and lawyers have to stay professional or risk losing their license.
#6 Delete the stock market and tie stocks to real, tangible value so the entire thing isn't one gigantic joke.
>This is probably totally unecessary but as long as we're bullshitting let's YOLO it.
#7 separate health insurance from health care so the companies that insure against excessive medical bills aren't also trying to pay for routine medical procedures.
#8 Provide a way for citizens to obtain any drug they want legally, even if that means they have to jump through hoops to get it or need to consume it in the same facility that dispenses it.
#9 Do a second pass on executions to make sure all the right-wing anti-American traitors are dead
>I really fucking hate these treasonous bastards who act like they're patriots while shitting on American values.
#10 Idk rn.

Yeah, I'm thinking this is based

chad

virgin

1. Expell inmigrants
2. Defend borders with wall and army
3. Expropiate mass media.
4. Ban public funding for cultural marxism and subvertive actions
5. Abolish regional administrations
6. Deregulate labor
7. Abolish minimum wage
8. Cut taxes to everybody
9. Flat taxing
10. Liberalize 'gremios' (Statal's privileged and restricted 'labor sectors')

1. Get a gf
2. 4chin is kill

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>militarize
>tf
>tp
OH NO NO NO

11. get invaded by 50 nations

Wow dude you're basically me to the point I would perhaps also go for Iranian qt. WTF maybe I wrote this and forgot baka

yike

holy mother of based

sounds pretty good

Force every male who isn't an American to transition. All the ugly ones get lobotomized, castrated and thrown into a dark pit. All the pretty ones get to serve American women.

Implement long-term guidelines that will lead to a completely matriarchal humanity, including the evolution of women to be bigger and stronger than men.

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>get my hands on nukes
>develop samson option doctrine
>militarize further
>make Åland a party island with legal drugs, prostitution, gambling