/brit/

was born with low self-esteem, how does that happen?

In an hour I smoke a pound of the chronic
Blew my lid cus the Lakers beat the Supersonics

Do you happen to have an asian parent and a white parent?

not a big deal ill try to post again when this ones reached limit

diggin this new Emmett split personality

adult life is hell

Yanks scurrying like the roaches they are to apply damage control

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>yanks (Slaves to israel and the jews)
delete this, it's actually extremely antisemitic to not give billions of dollars in aid to a wealthy first world country

what happened

ignoring you know who

no 100% white

just start coping like everyone else does

When parents go through rituals and prayers to get you born God has to rush you unfinished

Honestly don't get the hate for Doug. Who cares if he's white, black, Asian, whatever. We have Jeff and Moni. /brit/ is a multiracial, multinational general. I welcome Doug.

teenage life is pretty bad too if you're not cute

Waheeyyyyyyyy alri deano my san

Yanks be like lets do something retarded like send """humans""" (yanks) to the moon and call it an achievement lmaooooo

uni life is the peak 2bh wish i could go back

based Doug saving us from the retarded yanks OP

30s are approaching. Wonder if I'll end up like costanza

got a blood blister that's so big i reckon if i popped it i would bleed to death

i don't think anyone cares about his ethnicity
that's just banter
all namefags deserve hate though

Give it a slap and show it who's boss

Yanks are insecure about their ethnicity because they don't even know what they are lmaooo

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Kubrick be like: here's a clip I cut from the movie I made last year. Use it as a proof of your moon landing. Don't worry the world is gullible enough to believe that we have the technology to do that now in 69

your uni experience is unique due to a culture of unloving parents

>all namefags deserve hate though
based, don't even know why it's an option tbqhwyf

Still listening to Caramelldansen on repeat lads, the nostalgia is washing over me

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not entirely true

Any more car Pepe's?

you really do have to have a sad life to namefag or tripfag
can't imagine being so deprived of social interaction irl that you have to beg for attention on Jow Forums

just the one

lmao what does this even mean? either way my school had plenty of euro students who embraced the uni life

Mmmmmmmm lousies legs on bbc breakfast

They call me the Chronic
I'm infamous like Bubonic
Leave other Emcees puking out their guts
Make 'em collapse and don't know what
I break buildings when I break bread
Most laying on the tar dead
That's why it's important what I said
Lose your eyes, lose your head
Limbs, toes and fingers
Dead ringer for killin niggers

Ethnically ambiguous yanks trying to rationalise with their insect minds on why they are so obsessed with me lmaooo

Howdy modi

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He's probably referring to the fact that in Australia we don't live on campus usually

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Which country will win the Oscars this year?

>insect
t. actual insect

The pre toil coom

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United States of USA

israel like they do every year

why is this kind of degeneracy allowed to exist

the hands lmao

they must be fake balls

Trudeau has a sense of humour. See, that humanises him. Before he seemed like an android.

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Ants are smarter and more ethnically cohesive than yanks

Imagine actually getting aroused by this

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yes, yes, we all know you're insecure about your ethnic background

Mmmmm

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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3

Oooooom

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>ethnically cohesive
?

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Yanks are obsessed with race because they struggle to figure out their own lmaoooo

gross why post that

fake news i am BLACK

Something I learned recently is that there's a lot more German and Scandinavian yanks than I originally gave credit for.
I always thought yanks looked a bit different from your average Aussie or Englishman for example, that probably helps explain why

The Human Race
The Rat Race
Unequal Pace
Uneven Space

that's a bit fucked

Yanks be like ah yes this is my race

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Doug's relentless in this yank pummeling

cannot fathom being sexually desirable

conjuring time-gems

literally all it's showing is how insecure he is being mixed race

Why's that mate
You're probably better looking than you give yourself credit for

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Love the way he tries to just suck it up and act tough but can't, then they take him down.

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Yank allocating all his resources to damage control

drink up, Judo Ben Hur

whatever makes you feel better. I understand that being a personality here is a big part of your life and identity. me? couldn't care less

>King Dog Muncher

Yanks scrambling to smack out another low IQ retort

just don't know what girls see in the male form. can understand the attractive face, but beyond that?

king dog-eater scrambling some eggs with his fried rat

Reckon Save It For Later by The English Beat is legitimately one of the greatest songs ever crafted
youtube.com/watch?v=uAQ5JatwGrE

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oof

Wouldn't fret mate unless you were actively gay you'd probably never be able to completely get it

A lot of traits we find conventionally attractive in women are traits likewise desirable in men for them, but of course they're attracted to men by default and vice versa

>I don't care that's why I can't shut up about you *Acts stoic*
lmaooooo state of this freak

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have a question for the good yank