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And the most autistic ones where cast out and founded a country called the USA

do G*rmoids actually think they founded America?

Imagine being assblasted for 8 years straight, must suck

how come even tiny, shit ass countries like POORtugal, belgium and netherlands were able to create colonies but germany failed miserably at it?

lol maybe he’s thinking of the gay retard hessian mercenaries? (wrong side if tru)

Weren't unified properly and until all the good shit was taken

>ruin the roman empire
>"""unify""" and call yourself the Holy roman empire

Ngo is a fraud and a doxxer

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Namibia, colonized by Germany, is actually one of the most well-off Sub-Saharan African countries at this juncture.

Considering that the first germans arrived before the declaration of independence, yes. But all the white people that founded America were European outcasts. I'm surprsied you know there's a difference between the European countries

>Belgium

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not saying much at all, just means the chingchongs will have a semi functioning country when they colonize it.

>germans travelled to the colonies, so they founded it

so this is the power of German education

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>Considering that the first germans arrived before the declaration of independence, yes
So you're saying even back then you g*rmoids were getting cucked by the Anglos??

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Umm Trump is German so who runs your country again?

I legitimately want a big strong man to perform a mating press on me. I want to feel manhandled had loved.

Certainly not the president lol
If presidents ran the country, wouldn’t the wall be built by now? Wouldn’t Obama have closed Guantanamo during one of his two terms?

You know you're American when you think not having colonies is a bad thing

Started doing drugs
I feel dumber but my personality is completely different now
Started going to parties and making friends
Spent several hours taking shots with frat bros then took a cute girl home and we got high as fuck before I stopped being an incel

spotted a massive roach in the kitchen
it fled into the plates cupboard by the time i armed myself
spent a half hour looking for any movement
sprayed down the entire cupboard just to be sure

absolutely nothing
now I have to sleep with this thing mucking about
fucking kill me

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It is actually saying much when you consider how much of a disaster almost every other African colony turned out to be. Relative self-sufficiency and a pretty stable (though probably unsustainable) economy is much better than average

Not really. Germany got most of its African shit at exactly the same time as Belgium, after the Berlin Conference

So far indica is my favorite
I like it more than other types of weed, coke, molly, Xanax, and pretty much everything
Actually I like acid more

what drugs, coke?

uh yeah cause the USA is notorious for all the colonies we have...lmao what a retard.

CLEARLY the USA doesn't keep colonies. We upgraded, and now we keep vassal states, like Germany.

My boss started taking people aside today and talking about Some retarded holiday which I’m 90% sure he made up on October 15th, and saying that if we want a promotion or pay raise, we best get him a gift on that day.

Got mogged by a roach lol

Coke
Acid
Shrooms
Xanax
Molly
Percs
Some other pills I don’t remember
Weed
Also I did meth once but I didn’t like it haha

Nice
Hope you’ll od soon

Matched with the original definition of art hoe

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a celebration forgotten by some?

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GROSS why is that pooskin dying her hair so poorly?

It's notorious for imperalism. I don't know what your point is, but neither do you, you're just an American talking shit.

>SF state
>art hoe

shocker

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I wish I went there instead of UCSC

OK but serious question, what's it like being a vassal state?

santa cruz is comfy tho

LOL

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I know but I like American-grown art hoes more than rich foreigners

every CSU is full of foreigners

hell, they BRAG about their diversity ratio

(VICE’s hot take on the Trudeau Blackface Scandal)

Another great episode of "Things That Totally Happened t. Vice"

But CSU is second rate

damn, birthday girls a baller

also nice numerals

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yah, no shit

but in california, FOB asians or punjabs get first priority over in state students

Is this supposed to trigger me? I don't like the German government. You seem to think that everyone else unconditionally loves their country like Americans do. The cold war was a farce but at in the end America was the real loser

oh shid guys we all gun die in 18months oh fugggg DDDDD:

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Im technically kind of a foreigner haha lol

Was wearing a tanktop and a girl complimented my arms

oh, youre that brit, right?

No I’m Russian
My parents live in Russia and they fund me here
They lived here with me until I went to college

The only way to save the planet is to stop mass immigration.

The world cannot take the additional carbon footprints.

Everyone stays home, we all get to live.

It’s always nearing the end of the line once the doomsday prophets start trying to set a firm date, not far enough away that people forget and don’t give a shit when the time comes

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Mom gets mad at me for not going to church every Sunday

ayo youse some kinda oligarch???

No

exactly what a ‘garch would say........

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Sure

more like Willam A. Bellend

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would kill for a beer rn

Alcohol and drugs are bad for you.

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oul

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Why do you guys call it "fall" instead of Autumn?
Falling is something you do not a season, silly.

Happy Autumn anyways.

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>Falling is something you do not a season, silly.
wat them leaves do tho

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Liquor? I hardly know her!

they do be doin' that

They don’t do
They is

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Might as well be a HITLER quote.

Climate change is a scam and Greta is evil.

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Meine Ehre heißt FAS

absolutely based

The ball tells the story of a little girl in an egg-hooded foreskin, who goes to take her old grandmother's ass through the woods. In the woods, a cat meets a girl and learns that the girl is going to grandma. The cat goes shortcut to Grandma's midget, eats Grandma's and wears this foreskin. When the girl arrives, the puppy greets her. The egg-hogger wonders about his grandmother's erotic appearance, but does not fear the danger, and is pissed off by a piss. A panhandler who was present turned out to be an optimist, and finds both his grandmother and Munahilka in heat.

>a word best to describe
Or
>a word to best describe

Which one is it

Interchangeable

Regards my nigg

First one makes no sense, second is very accurate. "A word that best describes" and it would nearly always be "the word" as well

*very awkward

THERE'S SOMETHING SWEET AND ALMOST KIND BUT HE WAS MEAN AND HE WAS COARSE AND UNREFINED AND NOW IS HE'S DEAR AND SO UNSURE I WONDER WHY I DIDN'T SEE IT THERE BEFORE

First one is wrong, but people will know what you mean to say. Second is standard

taiwan bad

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Did you mean based

taiwan poster worst poster

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Morning buds

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Just got fired.