/brit/

despise the bourgeoisie

good chuckle there finlad

post of the thread i reckon

completely gave up

On this day in British History

>1338 – The Battle of Arnemuiden: The first naval battle of the Hundred Years' War and the first naval battle using gunpowder artillery.
>1459 – The Battle of Blore Heath, the first major battle of the English Wars of the Roses, takes place. At least 2,000 Lancastrians were killed, with the Yorkists losing nearly 1,000.
>1568 – Spanish naval forces rout an English fleet, under the command of John Hawkins, at the Battle of San Juan de Ulúa near Veracruz.
>1641 – The Merchant Royal, carrying a treasure of over 100,000 pounds of gold (worth over £1 billion today), is lost at sea off Land's End.
>1803 – Second Anglo-Maratha War: Battle of Assaye between the British East India Company and the Maratha Empire in India.
>1950 – Korean War: The Battle of Hill 282 is the first US friendly-fire incident on British military personnel since World War II.
>2019 – The collapse of the travel firm Thomas Cook triggered the biggest ever peacetime repatriation. 600,000 Thomas Cook customers were on holiday at the time of which 150,000 were British.

new is way too early, fuck yanks

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need some space in london to set up a bunk 'hotel' and become insanely rich

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you arrive in neo-auschwitz

you fucked it bcos you could have used the R and start the Reformat line with it

emmergay

not a fan of trance in general me

Good post as always, very topical

for me, it’s number 8

wish they were exposing their bumholes instead

imagine the smell but unironically

interpol are fucking good

thread theme @ 2min40sec
youtube.com/watch?v=AhmJnY7NZCE

i've given up killing people

very cool

Nature is our BITCH

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the wrong side won the war of the roses

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wank before job interview y/n?

incredible

everyone has seen this before
it's not related to British culture
/brit/ is not your Instagram

innit

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if right before, yes

crabs btfo

X 1 4 X X X X 3 5 2 X
rest can fuck themselves
saw 5 in peterborough tescos btw

yes if interviewer is male
no if interviewer is female

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one of the colleagues has been offered another job and i reckon she's going to take it
i'm going to miss here and i don't want to be the last one here, so i think we need to polish up the old cv

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wait what am i looking at now lad? says crabs but what kind of crabs are those

crabs

ta mate that cleared that up

dont reply to me cunt

let us know if you want a proofread x

jokes just joking with you anytime mate x

don't tell me what to do or else

thanks mate, but that's okay i'm good at bullshitting
one of my top skills

leave me alone i was joking!!!!

Horseshoe crabs being drained for blood.

(Although horseshoe crabs aren't actually crabs, they're more closely related to spiders)

NIGGER

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you'll all regret this when the crabs rise up against us

Thanks, Sheldon

*enters thread*

how ya goin' cunts

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only working in the afternoon today
booked the morning off because toilberg keeps pressuring me to use up my holidays

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not bad bruce, not bad

I don't want to get on their bad side as it is

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phwoar just remembered about pickled onion space raiders, now THEY were crisps

low CARB diet?? i thought this was a low CRAB diet!! *throws out all my cupboards full of bread and pasta* *runs off to buy a load of crabs*

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use it or lose it mate

these lads would make quick work of your bollocks

monster munch are better

Sailing in my Lowrider lads

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yes sir mr toilberg sir

ah yes a reference request
let me just file that directly in the bin

was hoping you photoshopped a crab into the cockpit and am not disappointed

the beef ones were nice too

simply not true

i wonder what aggro santos is up to these days

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just done a big poo, anyone hungry?

wish i had arms

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haha

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haha DOINGGGG

lol

lol BOINGGGG

bastard proper dogged the boys on that one

lord of the dings

hahahaha GOINGGGG

me at the front

you look like you fuck white girls

*waddles off making noises to myself*

toilberg thinks i'm such a normie because i use instagram regularly
little does he know i just use it to follow all my favourite cam girls

How old are you
Oh ok nice.. nice and young haha
Can you turn around for me a little bit? Thats...thats a nice ass there.
Now where are you from again? haha little country girl I see.
Came to the big city hunh?
So why are you doing this? Needed a bit of extra cash?
Well, maybe you should get a bit more comfortable

bollocks status: busted

Watching Yes, Minister

crab is so tender and delicious

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dunno what Yes is and im not a minister

Rorke in disarray about his Benidorm holiday

zoom zoom

Anyone else remember those years when we kept getting what some would call HAPPENINGs? Felt like they've all stopped

reddit is a bizarre place. there's also that subreddit called 'old school cool' where people post photos of their ugly grandparents for strangers to gawk at.

This is very sad

there is a happening in Cheadle right this very moment mate

What do you bloody mean that one guy did that horrific massacre in New Zealand earlier this very year

bonkers that
literally what was he thinking