>British: Can u Swim?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It Swims.
>Indian: Can u Swim?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
>British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
British: Can u Swim?
Joshua Anderson
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Aiden Gomez
2020 soon bros
Sebastian Reed
Dogs shit on streets
Elijah King
>indians can't swim
is that a meme?
Easton Reed
okay this is based
india 4ever
Wyatt Morales
>Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
>China: Is this a Joke?
>Japan: Impossible!
>America: The question's wrong!!
>UK: Rubbish !!
>India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
Blake Morales
based
Nicholas Sullivan
Stone age people called, they want their jokes back
Blake Gray
This stopped being funny the first few days it was posted.
Noah Gonzalez
>European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
>Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Thomas King
छोटे डच और अर्जेंटीना के दिमाग भारतीय हास्य को नहीं समझ सकते
Wyatt Perry
swimming is first world privilege
Andrew Cooper
Irony culture nowadays got out of hand so much that it became more common to deliberately post unfunny things and laugh at it, rather than making actually funny and meaningful posts.
Joshua Clark
It's characteristic for shithole countries.
Adam Mitchell
What starts with an E, ends with an E and contains one letter?
>Britbong: E?
>Chinese: uhhhh me not kno....
>Japanese: .... idk
>Amerimutt: uhhhh dunno man
>Indian BVLL: an ENVELOPE
Everyone other than Indians BTFO
Blake Scott
>it's possible for convicted criminals to hold public office
What a weird requirement. Convicts can also hold public office here when elected. It's a requirement of democracy because without it you can convict political opponents for the most minor stuff and shut them down
David Wright
>Convicts can also hold public office here when elected
Do you have an example?
Andrew Murphy
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...
Now...
It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....
Wyatt Flores
haha liked and owned... india #1!!1!!
Jonathan Morgan
We've had 4 members of parliament with a criminal conviction.
1 account for abuse of power
1 for insulting the monarch
1 for insulting a justice servant
And 1 for preaching hate
Now imagine the right winger who got a conviction for spreading hate, which Geert Wilders will have soon as well, would be excluded from the democratic process
Jason Evans
Did you get that from Google translate
Colton Rogers
>1 for insulting the monarch
based
yeah, I don't know a word of hindi and im not indian in any way
Gabriel Cox
Hunter Rogers
Is it punishable to insult your monarch and head of state Queen Lizzy?
Anthony Johnson
India deserves Britain for that alone, 2020 is closer than ever
Jace Mitchell
it probably is but I can't imagine anybody actually getting punished for it, unlike in the netherlands where they actually do with some regularity
Ayden Clark
All those convictions are due to people threatening to kill them or calling them whores etc on camera.
Leo Baker
>"they want their joke back" jokes
Jayden Moore
>3 bingos
h-haha
Aaron Cox
90% true
pls nuke us now and end our misery
Ayden Rivera
>reading this thread with an Indian accent
Leo Bell
Actually laughed out loud at this one
Thomas Turner
itt p*kistani dogs
you besterd bitchess will get your due one day
Jonathan Ross
Aaron Ross
india is actually based
Connor Cox
In Finland, it is possible for convicted criminals to hold public office.
Some of our politicians are celebs, mostly minor though.
People abandon summer cats so there are some stray animals.
The church provides welfare through food handouts: yle.fi
Sebastian Scott
yay