/brit/

had the job interview. went well but i had an itchy arsehole during the whole thing. having a good old scratch now though mmmmmm

don't like cycling me

You should be paid for the time it takes to get ready for and commute to and from toil

glad to hear lad on both accounts

why is everyone blowing this thomas cook shite up out of scale? the news is saying how flight attendants were ‘in floods of tears’ and ‘mentally distraught’ like they’ve just watched their family get slaughtered infront of them or something.. they’ve literally lost a job wow big deal lmao fucking state of the first world gimps

who /drain/ here???

legendary member youtube.com/watch?v=HDajKZ3ytdY

cycling is frowned upon in my community (the commonwealth of australia)

>we're living in a simulation
pseudo-intellectual twaddle iyam

toil has NOTHING on unitoil, the lectures, the labs, the studying

regular toil, you show up at 9, leave at 5 and don't do anything, it's piss easy

Because most of the workers are women

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what's craven up to anyway

IF YOU WORK IT OUT TELL ME WHAT YOU FIND

wait till youve worked an office job for 5 years you literal child

Refuse to accept the z (pronounced zed)

DEANO BTFO

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have done both mate and uni is incomparable mate, it's just school

Will say work has the big benefit however in that you get paid

oh be quiet you literal boomer, you know nothing of unitoil

so what's your all time premier league 11 then lad?

Who is Thomas Cook

>zee

Sounds giga gay.

made out tha struggle cuz a nigga 2 TUFF

currently reading the financial times because i am based

would love me some sexual tension at toil

>waaa I get paid to toil woe is me
meanwhile us unitoilers take out massive loans just to toil

Taking a trip to Erfurt and Leipzig :)

had never even heard of Wales until I watched gavin and stacey

im 24 you twat

you sound like a whiny kid literally every thread whining about the easiest most fun years of your life

virgin runt bet you flopped freshers

same

frightening how quickly my life and mental state unwind as soon as I'm taken out of my toilcentric mon-fri routine 2bh

You're returning to your natural state

big zed zed top fan me

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Are you an Incel and Antifa member?

chaos is the natural order

tfw there's only about three people itt who remember any of this image

*runs directly towards you*

No but I live in NRW and I want to see other parts of Germany

t. boomers who have trouble following basic instructions for 8 hours

you wouldn't last an hour in unitoil

23 mate, did my uni - it was pretty straight forward

haven’t worn any footwear besides socks + sliders for 5 months lol

All that multiple universe theory shite is so boring and pointless

can't drive so have to WALK to the shops in a bit like some bloody council estate povvo

GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM

>23
hello grandad

hmmmmm

>not having someone go to the shops for you
Can't believe I share a thread with such peasants.

OH NO NOT EXERCISE!

Deano flys ryanair

did you lose your license lad?

who took thomas cook then?

poor thing. not polluting the planet and having to exercise. im so sorry.

Deano's mum & dad

>haha mister bean is so stupid he makes me feel good about my average intelligenve and mediocre life
Not realizing that the man is an oxford-educated uber-patrician british man who made billions of dollars portraying a slightly exagerated version of your own lower-middle class life to audiences around the world

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i was around for the nostalgia phase in late 2014 so i get to pretend im an oldfag

Deano flies jet2

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And oxford-educated at msc and phd level in electrical engineering. Not the meme majors you ruined your parents to pursue

The hoodie I wore got fluff all over my new polo shirt
Fuming

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Done anything redpilled today?

ah well

deano my son

hahaha did the man do the funny face

Deano uses skyscanner or kayak and gets tricked by Ryanair coming up as Luton - Kos £12 return but books it anyway after adding carry-on luggage and moans to Becki the entire time that his £12 tickets ended up costing nearly £200

no. just pulled a muscle in my arm over the weekend so can't operate the gearstick properly. doc has me on anti-inflams though so hopefully it should be back to normal in a few days

mistahhhh...*winks at the camera* BEAN!!!

>top button done up
lmao

gonna play fifa later lad?

Left a comment saying that his tweet to ben mendy is no different from people likening kdb to tintin, on bernardo silva's twitter

>I'm sure being called out like that was devastating for you but let's not resort to avatarfagging now

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ah, get well soon

thinking of going volcel for a year

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Becki is such a peng name
Becki, Bex, Becks, Becketty, R-beck...

miss the barty crouch poster

about to orchestrate a wank

The latest acquisition (regular fit of course). Cost an arm and a leg but it's good to enjoy the upper middle class lifestyle once in a while

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you still shagging that lesbian lass?

youre so fucking FIT please please PLEASE shag me

Being effay is not deano

I’m in work lad

Gooning

might be
said she'll have me over when her period is done but haven't bothered following up

is this call centre toil?

Can't think of a single name more quintessential than Becki

ASS
AND
FEET

yeah nice

you couldn't go vocel if you tried

>regular fit
Hello grandad

listening to trash island

>i'm sapiosexual

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You're a big fan aren't you lad

no
not hard to not shag