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In bed with the gf watching bake off and eating crisps.
Life is good.

it should mash Nigeria and Niger (in that order)

Why is it genuinely smart and intelligent people never boast about it, but underwhelming tryhard Dunning-Kruger cock knockers do?

Fucking boss has added a fucking nest of usb chargers inside the fucking dj booth, people asking me to keep an eye on their phones and just leaning over me to charge their fucking vapes...
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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will a shorter work week mean 4-days of normal hours or 5 days of shorter hours?
would take the latter personally as I'd have fuckall to do with a whole extra day of no toil

you got that nigel song stuck in my head and i only half like it

In bed with the crisps watching bake off and eating the gf.
Life is good.

haven't seen blog on in a long time

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blog on

test

finna
bouta
dab
on
some
eu4
lads

>tfw made friends at uni who expect me to do stuff with them so now can't use my lunch time to go to the gym

fml lads

who ya gonna play as my dude

wish i had friends

how did you make friends

>making friends at unitoil
l m a o

i wonder if london paki has ever has sex with someone who wasn't a relative or consented.
really makes you think.

gonna have a kebab tonight lads. what shall I get?

Hooting

youtube.com/watch?v=a5ztAfmhXm0

is the next playstation literally going to be called the playstation 5?

nah they're gonna call it the playstation 6 lol

doner meat covered in garlic mayo in a big bucket

I think I very vaguely remember that ad tbqh.

Uni is full of basic dickheads

Last year they were all on the 90s clothing and smashing ket gimmick now they’re on the stripy tops, Dr Martens and Kanken bag gimmick

Iranian BBQ'd shish kebab

dont cry over spilled milk

a kebab

Chicken kebab with garlic mayo, no onions

how old are you

android phones can have 12 cores at 4 ghz but a dual core iphone will still be faster and more pleasant to use due to hardware & software optimisation

the establishment's finest minced 13 year old girl

Zoomer/doomer hybrid

In tears lads, just dropped my cravendale

For me, it’s the shwarma

summat I hate: the word "bloody"
It's like when American lefties use the words "Y'all"
It's so contrived.
Fuck off.

once again in non-memespeak

I had a Sega Megadrive as a kid

steady bloody on lad!!! its mistahhh bladdy BEEEEEANNNN!!! get some cobbers up your apples and pears me lovely jubblies!!

I soldered this today lads

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giving to charity is utterly cringe

are you afraid of your age?

agree
paying taxes is the based option

donated to oxfam

cafe next door is closing down after being open for three weeks lmao
why do they even bother?

dunno why I had pic related saved but here you go

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Good job proving you're not angry mate

>senpai
shut up nigger

Yeah, same with a lot of ‘miniority’ slang. Some words like ‘lowe’ are fine but a lot of it is just forced

Mi Jamaican di reason whites pan here suh racist cuz dem jealous of mi massive black penis?

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same reason you keep that condom in your wallet
vain hopefulness

it would be nice to own a cafe

>give money to some water aid
>that creates more africans that breed beyond the means they have
>they require more aid
aah yes

The bull is HIV positive

not carried a wallet in about 10 years
although tbf the one in my bag does have a condom in it

steady the BLOODY FUCK ON MATE!!! THATS REVERSE RACISM ME CHINA, AND THAT DONT SIT TOO WELL WIF MISTA BLOODY BEANY WEANY DO IT!!!!!

why did 80s uk bands like writing sad lyrics to upbeat music

YOU WANT IT ALL BUT YOU CANT HAVE IT
ITS IN YOUR FACE BUT YOU CANT GRAB IT

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cat meow because it cum

Insecurity

BLIMEY ME GUMNUTS

UWAGA KOT W MASZYNIE

well i like the word bloody and i shan't stop saying it just to appease you

pre swipe down life study

would rather spend my money local

Zamknij się proszę

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I give to charity after passing major exams that I know I didn't deserve to pass

Gotta reimburse the Universe

holy shit joe rogan is 52

bloody oath!

too right! too right! TOO BLOODY RIGHT!!!! you cant stop me from saying what i like to say! coz im mistaaaa.....*winks at the camera* BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!

sorry, meant to say 5'2

w2c

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Just bought a can of this Arizona Ice Tea in Game. Watermelon flavour. It's labeled 99 cents, but was sold at £2.50.
Luv globalisation me

wonder how these pins will help when my size 11 dickies come flying in to the back of this freak's head

unfathomably based

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Get ready for taxes to shoot up chaps!

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BLOOODY ELL
DID YOU HEAR OLD MRS JENKINS IS BROWN BREAD, BROWN BREAD I SAYS

easier to identify the corpse

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Got this bottle of vile liquid
Supposedly it makes the bones and tissues stronger but I'm pretty skeptical about this traditional medicine rubbish.

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reckon you lot should start by giving me some money x

this is what tipped you off that taxes would go up under Labour?
not "we're going to give free social care for over-65s"?

youre a disgusting little pervert

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arse goals

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got autism again