/brit/

she won lads

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Fucking hell.

twitter.com/TommyCorbyn/status/1175451315599790080

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baby sneed

why is /brit/ full of nonces?

the brunette at the front is my gf

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formerly chuck

slowthai is absolute dogshite

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What's wrong with their faces?

based but there's a better shot

Fleabag?! More like Shitbag. Fuck me.

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so she should've

shame the second season was shite

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His music videos are cringe as fuck but doorman is a banger

ya boys just got out a 20 min tanning sesh, looking peng ngl

noncey pigeon dot com!
noncey, fun and free delivery

thats a cool grandad

Wrong

cheerleader effect is strong how does it work

nowt

Farmers are spraying the fields, the smell is so bad that having the windows closed isn't helping , it's like having your face stuck in an amerifat's sharty crack

*points finger to the sky for the piccy*
why do they do this?

all fun and games until the asmr bint gets out the catheter

anyone remember the cuckio meme

COYI is the worst poster here, prefer 190, atleast he adds something

Christ she is fit as fuck lad

because allah swt is the most high

salamu alaikum

alri dommy

OHHHHH JEREMY COOOORBYN

boutta wubba lubba finna dabba dub dub some eu4 my dudes

mashallah brother

Reptilians

makes me miss halls a bit

chicken tikka mashallah

That squirming paki. You know he's desperate to start screaming "racist"

his only issue is being unbearably boring but others are far worse imo

alri 190

JERAMMMY CORBANNN

hated halls and almost killed myself

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doug is unbearably boring
coye is just a pathetic sweet guzzling stain

one black lad in there would clean up

I thought I told you to fuck off chinky cunt

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gagging for some dinner

might just go round a shag everyone

extremely cringy fresher memories are flooding back

want to die

gagging for some spunking cocks in my mouth

shagged 2 lasses in my halls in freshers

Poleaboo is fingering his cat

any new slags

don't know what a freshers is
sounds gay

London Paki, or Chinky Doug. Who would you suck off for Quavers?

nothing wrong with being gay so long as you aren't a faggot

its been 22 years since i set foot in dublin

Haha wahey

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i love the police

had a flatmate like that and we made a few efforts to get him out his room but i think that just deepened his self-loathing.

my goodness asmr bint just scooting herself forward on the chair and looks like shes doing something very sordid

if you stare at this image for a while he looks proper weird and working class

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WHITE
MALE
PRIVILEGE

Got pulled over and asked if I had a police record. Said no but I've got one of their CDs.

why
loved every year me
although i guess i got lucky with housemates

Hahaha Tim's went and whipped his cock out on Twitter. I bet there some amazing threads. I always miss the good shit I am actually in pain from laughter rn

watched a slag getting ready for a night out on a live stream last friday and her dress was see-through

Ethnically ambiguous yank being gay and hitting on me again

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need to get shagged by a handsome /brit/poster once in my life

big dave

Should have put benzos in his milk would have made for an excellent case study

yeah i know what you mean

>have sex
the phrase echoes through my mind...
>have sex
self-disgust rises in my throat....
>have sex
the phrase torments me.....
>HAVE SEX
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHH

raunchy. why didn't you take any screencaps

I woke in a sweat from a desirous fever in the pocket of yesteryear
Where faults have fallen to some.
I begged not to carry the corpse.
To not be a queer fish in unforgiving hearts.
To not be buried in native clay and preserved for cynicism.
I wish to be a pauper in kind eyes. To feel the gravel beneath my knees.
To wake in a home.
God had sent my calamity into a deep space from which not even in dreams,
Could I ever imagine my escape

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was full of turbo normie rave cunts

i’m not even a freak but i had nothing to do with these people and was desperate to leave halls

on the brink of farming mink, though I think some may put up a stink

she's probably 23 by now

China? Big fan
Mao Zedong? Big fan
Communist Party of China? Big fan
Xi jinping? BIG fan

putting bezos in his milk would be funnier
like you're pouring a bowl of cereal and BLAM one of the worlds richest men

she was this old in 2015

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name back on doug

Woman in front of me pointing out the window and telling her kid to "look at the horsies"
She's pointing at hay bales lmao put o your glasses love I'm absolutely hooting over here

Scrawled into the pavement, again and again. Written on the red stalls in smokey tin.
On the smokey tin, it melts again and again.
On the booths of the round table, again and again.
Drug onto the street and onto the soaking steps, again and again.
Endless debris sifting through static lungs, lingering into every pore
Laced with a bitter face near the dawning of the high and madness of the undertow
We audience who saved our roses. We audience who scoffed at the tears.
Ugliness stretching toward the chandelier. Pale with pain
I imagined the overcome and fell to my knees before the endless
Truth of instability and futility.
Now I know

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dogshit

alri

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Such a horrendous attempt at patter I'm thinking you're doing it intentionally as bait you are NEVER going to get a gf because youre an unfunny cunt

shut up cretin

Hey lads remember that limerick that starts 'there once was a poster from /brit/..' can't remember the rest of it for the life of me

Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Gummi, gummi, gummi, gummi, Gummibär
Gummi, gummi, gummi, gummi, Gummibär
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Und schmatzen darfst du auch
Wir haben keine haare
Und sind immer gummi super drauf
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär

its an important life lesson for him
dont listen to women