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need my neghole pozzed up lads

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If I were a rich man
Flibble dibble dibble
Flibble dibble flibble dibble dee

Hindered by sober restlessness
Submitting to the amber crutch
The theme in my aching prose
Fantasizing the sight of Manhattan; that pour of a bitter red being that escapes a thin frame
The rebirth of mutual love
The slipping on gloves to lay tenderly

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOMMY DOMMYYYYY

'ate poofters
'ate disableds
'ate environmentalists
'ate feminists

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Wonder if that's the same crow from this morning

not assault if there's consent

the uni library is unironically peng af, a wealth of knowledge, a comfy silent environment, filled with useful books instead of dumb chick lit and genre fiction, could sit in there reading for hours

going to play eu4 for a bit then have a nice wank before bed

plus you can have a wank on the quieter floors

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what uni? x

Drooling red from my eyes to meet the bitter
Sun that shines past into light. Setting fire
To curtains in hope that you're dreaming.
Destroying the tomb of memories from your
Life. In the room full of family, but couldn't
Find one. In the hallways lit up brightly,
But couldn't find myself. I laid drunk on
The concrete on the day of your birth in
Celebration of all you were worth.
I am my father's son.
I am no one.
I cannot love.
It's in my blood.

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just be confident bro

Cheers for the insight

What's with all the freshers on here fucks sake go hang round with your flatmates or do something in your city you fucking knackas and save us from the boring blog posts cheers

sucking and fucking
shucking and jiving

someone post that nonce hunter video where the nonce gets scared and pisses himself

Its COYS. Get it right at least.

gf moaning every 2 seconds about how sick she feels and that she feels like shes on deaths door

I tell her to call in sick to work tonight

STOP TELLING ME TO DO STUFF ITS JUST MAKING ME FEEL SHIT

women do my head in

nah don't bother

we do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden

being confident unironically does work

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why are english gays so annoying?

oh fuck off you boomer, /brit/ is a vibrant student general, haven't you got toil to be at or something?

'ce

call in for her you scumbbgag

Held my breath and drove through a maze of wealthy homes. I watched how green the trees were. I watched the steep walkways and the white fences. I gripped the wheel. I sweated against the leather. I watched the dogs twist through the wealthy garden. I watched you lay on a towel in grass that exceeded the height of your legs. I gazed into reflective eyes. I cried against an ocean of light.
Crippled by the cushion, I sank into sheets frozen by rose pedal toes. My back shivered for your pressed granite nails. Dishonest and ugly through the space in my teeth. Break bones down to yellow and crush gums into blood. The hardest part for the weak was stroking your fingers with rings full of teeth.
It's 5 A.M... and my heart flourishes at each passing moment.
Always and forever.

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Bob Mortimer is pure pure kino. I like the Castle Douglas bit too

celebztoday.com/celebrities/_princess-beatrice___35.php
The royal arse

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Playing minecraft lads

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Week here we all are then, the lads

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Of course it does. Eton teaches students "oiling"; the skill of charm and persuasion so they'll succeed in life more easily.

It's taught through practical lessons like having to convince the prefects not to issue you detentions, charming the laundry staff to get better bedding, that sort of thing

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might just get in bed
very tired

where diego?

monica is a woman mate

>tarquin
c'est moi

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Yhhhh so tekashi callin out Cardi B in pen

Waaaaaaat

cardi b being a 9 trey ting

ohh myyy daysss

just completed the Feros mission in Mass Effect lads.

Where has my passion gone?
Has it been carried off by some lonely driver in a line of florescent light?
Has it been blurred together in ribboned patterns on the night?
Along the stretch of some unnamed plane, we began again.
I saw in your face that we're the same when we began again.
A multiverse of fuchsia and violet surrenders to blackness now.
My world closes its eyes to sex and laughter

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*smooch*

have 5/8 of these filtered

lol

dont reply to them

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When Brexit comes
>The factories will begin to whir once more
>Buses will run on time
>No opinionion will cross the line
>Baccy will be cheaper
>and fuel no longer to the litre
>our churches will be full
>and our shops will sell local
It'll all be reet once we've left our seat,
In old Brussels town

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grim. she hasnt even had any kids and it already looks like scrambled eggs

have a very specific fetish lads

the dream

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dat hip : waist ratio

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what?

I'm going to suck myself

all public toilets should be reduced to 1 room with a row of cubicles since they offer privacy for everyone- men, women, trannies etc

The other room should be converted into a masturbatorium where everyone can go to relieve themselves without having to wank in the same room as they poo. there can be cubicles for this with a seat, fold out bed/table (like a baby changing table) for those who like to lie down, a shower head to hose the cubicle down after (or to use on the fanny), gloryholes between the cubicles with a sliding shutters that lock to prevent forced entry /spying, communal benches for the exhibitionists

youtube.com/watch?v=d0d3iiK25CA
nothing better than drunken banter on the train

they look like those tasteless working class tits you get who dont wana look like they're tasteless working class tits but cant help dressing like tasteless working class tits becaues theyre tasteless working class tits

wonder what working classes will resort to after its proven brexit can't make things good again.

shit, turn her back around mate

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Image looks like a rorke version of Mecca. Horseshoe theory is real.

>I am a cunt
>please dont filter me
I laughed

Oh yeah? What else then

Good evening lads. Have you ever stopped to consider that your entire worldview is constructed matrixesque style but not to disguise the fact you're a useless battery but that you in fact just a go yes yes we all know that but focusing on the point that everything you do is because of the frame of mind you've been hypnotised into and as you are in it you cannot see out of it, like you can't see over the hill from bottom

The jews have really done a number on you basically

correction: a very specific unmentionable fetish

nonce

Anything more soy than reading a book?

fascinating mate
*turns around and talks to someone else*

how do you know it's not a lad on the other side of the glory hole?

stopped reading at G

yeh probably

charge the wankers a modest fee and that'll cover the cost of the bogs

Like Plato's cave I guess but Berger's TV

exhibiting myself

good post

Deb

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dano man

how can tekashi 69 be rattin from the pen lyk tha

maaaad

yute must ave a deathwish

Still haven't purchased David Camerons book

stopped reading at matrixesque

Who to blame for a trained maimed brain?

blog on

nobody should into glory holes without being open to that. the whole point is you can't know if they're m/f, black/white, 45 or 25 etc

Haven't pulled during freshers yet but I've got another 5 days so should be fine really

>owen jones is 35
jesus christ he looks so young

Actually I am a new model man, enjoy your spiral into Kali Yuga though mate

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pet nigger just disappeared into a glory hole

The reason i thought that is because i made a ham sandiwch and said "dass a big ham sandwich" in a coon voice and it got me thinking that the jews have infiltrated my pysche whether i like it or not, whether im "racist" or not, but theyve done this with other things too which is just basics of propaganda init but, still, i was just wondering how deep it all goes

The allegory of Patrick Berger

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