Kill Paarthurnax

nah fuck that guy

>can't die
>tall, strong, and beautiful
>pure-hearted saint with a strong sense of justice
>openly antagonizes Riften's scuzz
>will marry you for finding her sword over the beta orbiter who literally saved her life
>battle buddy by day, cuddle buddy by night
For me, it's Mjoll.

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Samurai looking hot milf>Mountain incels.

>became monks voluntarily
>incels

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Based

>toothpick arms
>b*thesda wants us to think shes strong

>can't die
bro, I just kill every non essential npc and essential one too (includind children)

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Skyrim belongs to the Empire

>no

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>Can't get laid
>Ummmm actually I was celibate by choice the entire time.

A threesome with Mjoll and Lydia, please.

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Eat people
Praise Namira

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>Here's what's gonna happen. Using my very peculiar collection of mods, first I'm gonna forcibly make you a follower. Then we're going to see Paarthurnax, and I will let him ravish every single one of your holes until you get -30% move speed modifiers from the each. But that will only be the beginning. I'm going to force you to drink a very special potion that will...change...you into the dumb ugly cow you already are. And then I'm going to leave you there with Paarthurnax, bound and screaming, for 48 hours (not because I'm so merciful, but because that's the limit in the mod settings). When I return, I'll slowly walk up to you, to hear you quietly mumbling "k-kill paarthurnax" over and over again. And then I'll whisper "No...".

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WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE I AM A GOD HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

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based

Nice milf 10/10
Would choke my dragon for her

Anyone got 0sex in a mega?

Shared accomo net wont let me access the Nexus.

>tfw the Jow Forums/nel split was a godsend

Begone Thot

>PAAR (ambition)
>THUR (overlord)
>NAX (cruelty)
>who immediately assumes control over all dragons as soon as Alduin is dead
Useful idiots let Paarthurnax live

Use a VPN/Tor

He is literally the reason humans were able to defeat alduin the first time

Stick a free one in a mega and I will

He could just be a usurper

>Destroy the Institute
What is it with Bethesda and having strong women order players around?

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He was playing the long game.

desu you'd have to be an idiot not to destroy the institute

>leaving skyrim in the hands of m*doids

>always play a redguard or dark elf and make Mjoll mah wife
I watch entirely too much bbc porn.

based Bethesda knowing what men want

kill delphine
imgur.com/gallery/lHLSFj9

shame you cant marry her

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>be me
>start playing skyrim
>talk with a friend about the game
>he tells me ulfirc is a literal nazi and if he knew it he wouldn't join him
>nah, I will choose to fight for him even though I'm a breton, after all this is their land
>mfw I finally met all these racist nuts

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Skyrim belongs to the Dunmer, as does all of Tamriel.

for some reason the beta orbiter came to live with us, did this happen to anyone else? one day he was killed by a giant anyway

should have lure him to get kill by vampire attack before you marry her
you cuck

Yeah, he does that. There's a mod on Nexus that makes it so he doesn't follow you.

Utterly based, whenever I don't use Mjoll as a companion and don't marry her I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
(Either her or Serana, I feel like I'm the only one who actually likes mah girl Serana)

Vampires deserve nothing but death

>liking molag bal used cock sleeve
she's an annoying emo bitch

S U P P L E

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Based

What is better?
To be born good or to overcome your evil nature though great effort?

First mod I ever downloaded on Skyrim was Marry me Serana

for me it's modding skyrim for about 10 hours, log in, create a bruteforcing two hand wielding orc and get bored before killing the first dragon

Brehs...

killed him because I liked the Blades due to those sweet ass katanas they have

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you didn't side with the stormcucks, right?

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Never killed him

Didn't side with either, the Dragonborn should have been the ruler of Skyrim with all his powers, dumb game lol

>which skills I would pick to beat the game on legendary if I could only pick 3? Why those would be speechcraft, sneak and heavy armor of course.

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figured gigachad would be an archer

Didn't choose a side, just let them keep fighting forever so the master race can proceed with their plans with no distractions nor opponents

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Morrowind dlc any good bros?

>all these same-face-NPCs ITT

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>franchise raped to death by nu-bioware

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Y..yes mommy

Atleast they gave us best girl

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Don't look at her tits.
Tits are temporary.
Screaming on top of a hill is forever.

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>download skyrim se after years of not playing it
>spend ages downloading like 70+ mods
>finally get to play it
>tfw realise the game is too big and im too busy to play it while being immersed

WITH WE COULD GO BACK IN TIME

>named Paar Thur Nax, meaning "Ambition Overlord Cruelty"
>dragon names embody the core aspects of their being as expressed by dov
>a dragon who literally embodies the concept of overriding cruelty as seen by dragons

Alduin is not a tyrant by a dragon's understanding. They understand that might makes right at the most fundamental level. For Alduin to rule simply because he can force the issue is, by their reckoning, a perfect and just reason to rule. To subjugate the weak is similarly right and natural; they're weak, that's what they exist for. If they can't grasp strength for themselves they aren't qualified to be considered equals and should be grateful for the opportunity to be used by their betters.
What, then, is cruelty? Setting the weak alongside the strong as peers. Checks and balances. Restraint. Bending to the will of another, whose will is unproven. Rule by reason, rather than might.

Paarthurnax literally embodies the concept of "fuck warlords". The Blades are cunts too caught up in their imagined heritage to realize that if their Akaviri forebears could see them now, they'd slap Delphine in the face with their scaly snake dicks for disobeying their oathlord. Even after the dragons were overthrown dozens were spared and made servants of the Empire. For the Blades to refuse this possibility for Paarthurnax is hypocrisy, stupidity, and criminal waste.

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Should be the whatshis name tentacle monster daedra desu, not a dragon

Absolutely yes, though both are a bit short they offer lots of new loot and quests.Also Bloodmoon expansion has a whole questline around building a new colony from nothing in the Solstheim island.

childhood is defending Paarthurnax
adulthood is realizing the blades were right

Tribunal is critical. Content aside, it fixes a ton of script commands and makes the quest journal sortable.