You must spend the rest of your life living in a green country

Why not south africa what the fuck

Equatorial Guinea. Spanish speaking Kara Boğalar with good economy.

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chad

>WTF BRO you CANT leave!!!
Cope more lmao
>Honduras
Don't talk to me mulatto

>45 degrees and main attraction is sand
YIKES

Eritrea if I'm an important government dude
Ethiopia if I'm not

Botswana

kenya
youtu.be/6kwDQbcbD0M?t=367
I'd like to slide around with them, if you know what I mean

Botswana is in black retard

Gabon looks ok

Dont care. Its essentially a shithole map. So none.

Nigeria probably, I've heard that Lagos isn't that shit.

France

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Uganda, Rwanda or Kenya.

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Rwanda is pretty safe and quickly developing country.

Also int, keep this in mind.

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Rwanda

yeah that's kind of what I was going for.
If I left the "good" countries up there the replies would be extremely boring.

Mayotte and Reunion are in black sweetie xx
Nobody on Jow Forums is gay so this is irrelevant

>Benin
>Legal
Not surprised

>After a decade of continuous population growth, in 2018 Russia's population fell again.

Not based.

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>straight up death in some cunts
idk but its really fucking funny

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based

Botswana

Seems like i might as well come back to the land of my Parents even if i don't know anything about it, DR Congo. Plus their current führer (pic related) is actually getting the country shit together right now so...

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Probably Djibouti or Somalia. None of the other countries in that zone would suit me economically or there would be a language barrier and I’d be fucked.

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Interesting how the tolerant countries are almost all former french colonies.

French colonial twinks simply could not get enough of the African bvll

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nigeria isnt that bad

Botswana

Sudan was the first to come to my mind ngl srs

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>Dem/Rep of the Congo
Establish a low-key White community in the remote jungles of the country's northern section, cultivating the fertile land and stockpiling weapons obtained from blackmarket arms dealers in the CAR or South Sudan. Make allies with the local tribesmen and store up as much food/water/supplies as possible before finally being discovered by the Congolese government. Then, meet all outside hostility with Viet Cong-style perimeter defenses and guerilla tactics so brutal they would make the Belgians blush.

I fantasize about this far too frequently.

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Lmao

try being gay in RDC and see where that gets you, laws are worthless when they're not enforced

Seichelles obviously

>Gay
>DR CONGO

Yeah just come here and see what happens

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Obiang killed 60% of the niggers there and found oil in the coast just after

Gabon has the highest living standard of all these

Too late pal, DR CONGO is getting his shit together. You won't have your Rhodesia here.

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Kenya in a colonial era homestead or Comoros in a beach hut

Djibouti it is

>sub-Saharan African country
>ever becoming a non-shithole without foreign aid or massive corruption. or both.

WEW

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Rwanda
Get a tall Tutsi wife and settle down.

Whatever makes feel sleep good, retard.

Angola.

Equatorial Guinea is pretty rich, they are quite developed. It's still a shithole, but it's not as bad as most others in Subsaharan Africa.

Ethiopia is doing fine recently, so is Rwanda.

Kenya is developing quickly and doing pretty well for itself

>feel sleep good
>you're retarded!

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Black Death remake
wikiwand.com/en/21st_century_Madagascar_plague_outbreaks

Madagascar I guess

I've been to Gambia and it was a pretty nice country. Poor as fuck but people are chill. With a western engineering degree it probably wouldn't be hard to find job.

The question is: Would they have offerings for you? Probably, but not certainly.

Checked and holy shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=3Jt8_vexx0c
nigeria, and marry the girl @ 4:40

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>getting its shit together
It's still in the honeymoon period Mtumbo.
See how you feel about him a year from now.

Yeah that's the biggest problem. Unemployment is really high there. Most young men seemed to just follow tourists around and hope they get someone to pay them for a tour of the city. That or fishing.

I often fantasise about moving to Africa.
I see black Americans who move back and they own MANSIONS.
The best I can hope for in London is a tiny tiny 20 square metre flat.
I'm working on an engineering degree with the full intention of moving to an African shithole and buying a palace for $2000.

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Let me tell you about Rwanda...

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Yeah. The guy at the front desk of our hotel was a really cool guy. He had a really prestigious job and was rich compared to most of his countrymen but he still lived in about 10 m^2 shack made of corrugated metal.
Was a blast smoking weed with him and chilling at the beach.

Nigeria or ethiopia probably

This is actually a good answer.

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Easily Rwanda. Fastest growing economy, once a month everyone is legally required to spend a day cleaning their city so it's by far the cleanest country in Africa. Also their dictator seems to genuinely care about making the country better.

This is actually out of date.
Chad criminalised it.
Mozambique, Botswana and Angola legalised it.

t. Map autist (not gay)

Paul Kagame truly is based.
Whenever Westerners criticise him because "Muh democracy" I just cringe.

Chad

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Also rwanda is one of the strongest African armies closely followed by Angola

>Rwanda
>Ranking 6th in global gender equality index
>Highest number of women in parliament
>safe and quickly developing
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Checkmate, sexists

Botswana.

it's BLACK

well yeah because the parliament is a red herring

If Kagame wants x to happen, x happens.
The women are just there for show.

Why are people choosing Rwanda ?
2015 estimate
11,262,564[1] (76th)
• 2012 census
10,515,973
GDP (PPP) 2019 estimate
• Total
$30.068 billion
• Per capita
$2,444[3]
Gini (2016) 43.7[4]
medium
HDI (2017) Increase 0.524[5]
low · 158th

it's extremely clean and extremely safe
Which green country is better?

rwanda or ghana or tanzania
preferably rwanda

I chose ethiopia or nigeria but they basically have the same stats but more people, so never mind.

more people is worse

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São Tomé e Príncipe