Do you have frens in your cunt?

No friends. No life. Just work.

>Do you have frens in your cunt?
Nope.

Live alone. Work. Masturbate everyday. Watch movies alone at weekends and masturbate.

Yeah, loads. Find some and hold on to them tight guys

>friends
i had one and he stole 500 reais from me
i don't give a shit about friends all i want is a gf and then a wife and i build my family

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i do but might as well dont

What exactly are you supposed to do with friends? Why get them then? Never understood this

No friends

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Why dont you buy a woman? just to know what is to fuck vagen.

>why, yes, i have no friends

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I have a very small and deformed penis. I am afraid that the hooker might laugh at it.

Yes but I've spoken to them less and less now that we have jobs, children, etc.

It got worse after I cheated on my gf was an online twink. Now every time I'm typing away at the keyboard I can feel her smouldering eyes of hate piercing the back of my skull and my screen.

Should have left her and kept the twink tbqh with you all.

Based but still, get some friends or your life will suck.

Lol no. I think they dont give a fuck about it.
ahah lol

Why will my life suck? What difference does having friends make

Can't be that bad

Don't worry, they've seen worse

it is so small that a condom barely fits on it. If i had sex with hooker the condom would most like come off during the sex.

No, never had one. And the «friends» that I did have all back stabbed me one way or another.

How small are we talking here?

Mine's only 13cm btw

I have many friends. Only 5 or 6 that I see regularly though

Never measured it, but barely big enough to fit in my hand for wanking (i have very girly hands)

Its a bout a size of a man's thumb when not hard.

No

just measure it nigger

Yeah. Same guys since elementary school.
They're my soulbrothers

None at all, I've tried to socialize but due to my autism I can't seem to understand the "game" and nobody invites me over for anything. Will join a group therapy for asspies to see if that'll change my odds. Holy fuck I'm so lonely

not anymore

>Its a bout a size of a man's thumb when not hard.
That doesn't seem so bad

>Its a bout a size of a man's thumb when not hard.

Willies are like that lad

women rarely have real friends, yet usually have bigger social circles

>Its a bout a size of a man's thumb when not hard.
So is mine, that's pretty normal for growers

i have none where im currently living. i've been relying too much on anonymous online interaction as a shallow substitute for irl socialisation and friends. i need to cut out most of the online stuff i do to give me the motivation to get over my anxiety and try to join local clubs and things. think i will avoid the chon for a while

I had two close friends when I was at uni, now they hardly speak to me anymore. They've both got jobs and gfs and moved on in their life, I'm still a loser. Feels bad man.

>Its a bout a size of a man's thumb when not hard.
I read "when hard" at first and felt really bad for you, but that size when NOT hard is perfectly normal my man.

Post hands

So is mine and i'm fairly confident i'm above average.

maybe

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i'm inside shinobu's cunt for sure

Used to

no, but I like the contact to other anons on this board :3

I'll be everyone's fren ITT.

I wish you'd be here and we could have a beer. I'd also share my potato soup with you

I have but only because of work. Don't have any non co worker friends.

>I turned 27 today
> For the first time of my life people texted & called me to wish me a happy birthday

Get a job anons, that'll help.

only online ones

I have no friends, the more time passes, the most afraid I am to go out and eventually make friends. I've been alone for so long that I'm scared of what people might think

yes, but its a bit more difficult to hang out whit frends when you become a father

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I haven't had friends since I graduated high school. I don't have social media and I don't play multiplayer games or things like that.

No, I am the 1 in 5. I gave up when all the "friends" just used me and I noticed that I was always the one contacting them. Same goes for women. At least I have my mother.

My wife is the only friend I see regularly.

i got here about two weeks... i guess i can say i made 2 or 3 frens

yes :)
im a greasy virgin but still have people who care about me I think y'all have some seriously shitty personalities if you don't even have a single person that wants to spend time with you

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No, I've been friendless since the first year of highschool. I'm 23 now and I got so used to being alone that I no longer know what having a friend is like and the idea of having any seems repulsive to me.

Can't believe these digits have been ignored for almost an hour.
Checked.

youtu.be/EapBeC4xuM0

People don't think anything, if that helps you. If you genuinely search contacts a self help group may help. People there have problems themselves and arent judging if you talk about yours. You may find some contacts there. My self help does bbqs from time to time.

>Men form most friendships at work which often leads to isolation in retirement
good luck with that approach

No

BASED

incel revolution soon

I moved away from home for work, and I just haven't managed to connect with anyone here.

Yes, but most are not worth it. A select few.

By the way, most of you are my friends as well.

>laško
>domaćica
moj niga

Jow Forums is literally my only form of socializing

no.but i won't mind making i just socially awkward guess i just have to find someone i feel comfortable talking to

amigos son la bolas, porque unidas siempre estan

>smol bepis
>girly hands
Go on

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you might find something more than a friend i guess

Cheer up, burger.

I Haven't gone out or hung out with anybody since last year.

No. None. I just go to work and come back home to study guitar by myself. I used to be in a little band. In high school I had a couple of little kid gfs, nothing serious. I don't know what happened when I started college. Now at work I'll talk to everybody and everyone is cool but those are just coworkers.

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>middle school friend and I are starting to drift apart
>he is a nurse and had a substantially worse education than me but somewhat found a girlfriend and has a stable life around him in our small vilage
>meanwhile I'm an auditor far from my family, never had a girlfriend, and feeling like I'm the one who fucked up
Yeah, I guess I fit the bill, I have to many little worries piled up now for anything I say to sound genuine, I have no trust and no familiarity with peoples around me and no desire to do so.

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i hope you hold onto your friendship frog user. it's not worth throwing away something like that

Yes, I have 2 close friends, and also some people I talk to at my university but wouldn't call them friends

Yes, but that's due to shared friends with relatives and an old group from high school. I have unironically not made a single friend in my four years (and counting) at university or my year at work. Even the people who I spent a lot of time with on the study abroad trip. Never talked to them after that.

No. I want to make frens outside of my country

I used to have when i was pre-adult.

Yes 5, 3 if familiars don’t count

>. I have unironically not made a single friend in my four years (and counting) at universit
neither have I.
turns out going away to school wont suddenly make me not introverted :| :(
My real best friend died 2 weeks ago :(

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cringe

Zero. I don't even remember what it feels like to have a friend.

I have 2 childhood friends

this is accurate. my sister is in this boat, it happens to them later though, around 30-35

People. Can't stand em, can't being without em.

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Yea, retirement. All old people are lonely

No. But i also don't go outside or answer my phone.

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Sorry, user. That looks like a quality dog.

haha haven’t left the property since I was 12 lole

Some. I haven't made new ones in ages