How do I short leftists?

Ropes and trees

Long right

Just wait until you're finally and irrevocably outside of the "in group", unemployed due to automation, no health care, and no prospects, and realise that you spend the precious time that you could have made a difference hating SJW strawmen and welfare niggers like a good little never-rock-the-boat peasant.

yea, OP is never gonna make it.

Short all student loan company’s

a few from this photo will kts because of their mental illness

No amount of pathetic right is as pathetic as the left these days, I'm sorry. They are not the ones forcing 7 year old children to rip off their own dicks to pursue happiness and masturbating to them afterwards.

Honestly don't get Jow Forums complaining about people being ugly when like 99% of them are goblins themselves

The right are mutilating baby dicks and raping altar boys instead, seems pretty even to me.