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you're retarded enough if you don't understand it's banter the first second they make a thread without a link for the ocurring in the first place
whenever something is legit people spam all popular blue boards with screencaps

I thought he coomed one tiem too manny

Obviously, that’s why I said it was a rumor

>pablo spergs out episode 257

He was bullied as a kid because he had big ears and was shy. that make him depressedand a porn addict In his final years he gets bullied again when death knoking on his door

maybe stop making garbage threads and go sort out your life, stinky

>protected tweets

>maybe stop making garbage threads and go sort out your life, stinky

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>implying he doesn't pride in his passion for pornography and would eagerly recommend you videos

Uh Oh

STINKY

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rip lauri
a true finnish hero

C

FUCKIN BASED, HANS

KKKKKKKKKKK LMAAAAO Xd
it's funny cause I reside in South America Brazil and we are black dirty monke xxxxxdDDDDDDDD jajajajajajajajja

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>KKKKKKKKKKK LMAAAAO Xd
>it's funny cause I reside in South America Brazil and we are black dirty monke xxxxxdDDDDDDDD jajajajajajajajja

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COOOOOOOM

>KKKKKKKKKKK LMAAAAO Xd
>it's funny cause I reside in South America Brazil and we are black dirty monke xxxxxdDDDDDDDD jajajajajajajajja

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Source: My ass

Not true, he was recently seen with his masturbation club.

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I want to see his cock. Has he ever posted nudes?

fuck lads cooming really makes you go bald

Yes, that's the price you pay for cooming on a daily basis.

whitepages.com/name/Jason-C-Meyers/Waukesha-WI/1093sett

A coomer rumor.

Why are warehouse people so based?

Kek call him and say coomer, send a letter to him

A missed opportunity. Could've make himself a great meme, become a porn star and fuck those girls.

His Imdb account has posted review yesterday.
Pretty shitty rumor.

link?

The man has coomed on too many times, his dick can stay up for barely a minute.

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

ir ze sauce monsieur

thanks napoopan

Can I get a quick rundown on this fellow? I know that he's the face of the COOM meme and a connoisseur of pornography, but I want to know more about him. What's his story? How did he catch the eye of 4channel?

...

stolen from Jow Forums:
>Man visits porn conventions H
>Has written 9,420 porn reviews
>This means that he has watched roughly two hours of porn every day for the last eighteen years
>This only takes into account the porn films he has reviewed. When you account for re-watches and consumption of non-movie porn (I.e.five to ten minute clips on Redtube or Brazzers) It can be summarized that he spends every minute of his free time masturbating
>Non-stop cooming, for the past eighteen years...
>Messages porn stars online, tells them he is jerking off to them.
>Posts suggest that he has formed an emotional bond with them of some kind, perhaps to supplement the lack of affection in his day-to-day life
>Fact of the matter is that he died a long time ago. He just forgot to stop breathing.

And that's another selling point, adding flavour to the meme

>reviewing fucking porn on imdb
what the fuck

A God among men.

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He reviews all genres of porn. He can't stop cooming.

>9,420
9490 to be precise

But it is art Monsieur.

I can't tell if me just laying in bed depressed doing literally nothing but browsing the chans all day is more pathetic than that or not. At least he gets dopamine I guess.

unexpected reaction to banter, but ok

an inspiration to us all

at least you're talking to people, seems like all he did was shout at pornstars every once in a while

NOOOOO

It's not bad to be reflective and think about negative issues with yourself and in your life. But always remember, there are worse things and worse people out there.
And a coomer that faps multiple times every day is probably worse than you.

He worked at target

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Sauce?

his ass

I'm glad he's not dead.. It's not a funny meme and whoever forced it is a shithead. This man's lack of giving a shit is an inspiration to me, though I do not think he should be watching so much porn of course. But to put your face on these reviews and openly not care what anyone thinks is based

The COOOOMER is polluting the World with his liters of COOOOM.
Hope he kills himself soon

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Funny. We got a comedian here guys.

Greta needs to consume his cooms in order to recycle the precious nutrients

his existence has forced nofap onto me, whenever i go to jerk off now i end up remembering him and the coomer and it becomes 10x more difficult, only jerked off a few times in the past few weeks as a result

He cooms so you can be free. He cooms for all of us

Cringey unfunny forced meme

>Cringey unfunny forced meme

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>The master of bation will never rec you porn vids for you to watch

This world is fucking shit, its shit.