Www.thepinkwojak.com

>You have been screaming for 5 Minutes now, but it is okay, i have a solution for you.

minutes should not have a capital M, and the second comma should be a period.

>You have been screaming for 5 minutes now, but it is okay. I have a solution for you.

Also

>Send just 1 LINK to this Address, and it will trigger a Special Smart Contract, just for you. It even uses an Oracle.

The first sentence should have no commas at all and address should not have a capital A. Special does not have a capital S. Also put an exclamation point at the end.

>Send just 1 LINK to this address and it will trigger a special Smart Contract just for you. It even uses an Oracle!

WHY THE FUCK DID THAT LINK OPEN UP MYETHERWALLET

HOLY SHIT I HAD 400 LINK THEY ARE GONE WTFFFF

I didnt try it because its server is located in a russian scam zone just like link, enjoy your eternal p&d deluded stanks

Also the wojak and sergey images cut off at different points. They should be even with each other.

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Same here. My Metamask asked me to send all my linkies

ITS NOT ABOUT THE WEBSITE SOMEONE JUST SEND ONE FUCKING LINK TO THE ADDRESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS AHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD ALL THE WORK FOR NOTHING

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>Send just 1 LINK to this Address, and it will trigger a special Smart Contract just for you.

The parts before and after the 'and' can be separate sentences so you use a comma.

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i will once you fucking fix it

i still maintain that there should not be a comma in that sentence

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i fixed it for fucks sake

>Builds a website with JIMDO
>Certainly has the skills to program a smartcontract

now the images are on top of each other and there is a huge blank space to the left. even out their heights while youre at it.

>Send just 1 LINK to this address and it will trigger a special Smart Contract. Just for you. It even uses an Oracle.

This is a failure too. im not sure why you put a period after smart contract. an exclamation point after oracle instead of a period would be nice

how do you live with yourself?

are you unironically autistic

He is. But also right.

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Yes you asswipe because there is no smart contract and you just try scam us you fuckhead:
etherscan.io/address/0x25c91AffBc5eaDA84eEe87B83DCbaafC05929D90
NEVER EVER DEPOSIT ANYTHING THERE IT IS A SCAM

TRY IT OUT YOU ASSWIPE
I SWEAR TO GOD IT WORKS

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would i unironically do this whole thread + website to get 32 C E N T

source code or GTFO

i wrote a bot that works together with a different smartcontract because i couldnt get my contract to accept LINK as payment, only eth.

for FUCKS sake someone try it you will like the result

i will unironcially send you 1 link now.
I just have to buy it at Binance.
I know it's a scam but fucking 30 cents is nothing for the bants.

So post the code

Or you will never get my LINK

Or don't, because there is no code and you are just scamming people out of their hard-earned moon coins

dont sent it directly from binance, withdraw it to your own eth adress first

H A R D E A R N E D M O O N C O I N S
3 2 C E N T

kek i will only send ONE fucking link to you just to prove that this is a scam.
I don't any link btw.

PERFECT. Finally. You can't appreciate the full effect if you don't hold any link, but that is fine, it will do.

You can keep ignoring the fact that people want verification that what you're doing is "legit"

In the meantime, I'll keep ignoring your shitty website

The verification would be there if one person would just try it out

So why don't you do it faggot

Show us all the beauty of your creation

because i already know whats going to happen, that would take the whole fun away ffs

Ok, I'm done here

Enjoy your scam, user! Will check the non-contract address in 24h to see how many scrubs you were able to reel in

no you don't, because I own pinkwojack.com

I'm going to point it to Jow Forums to prove it you liar

I bet ppl will want to send a LINK after they see the first guy.

Sent:
etherscan.io/tx/0x3f61a78dc357b8de1a95399ef31383fed4c734a2cb9b00744355be78fd92a0ae

Well there goes my 1 LINK kek
I know it's gone it's just to warn others.

our overlord welcomes your donation

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
holy shit I really kekd at this
I mean nice job there for this joke mate.
You earned your 1 LINK there.

etherscan.io/token/0x319b8cd8a3703946aaaea8a94793c25544f98fca?a=0x7f3230757c1b6d8c5e15d1970793c7b4b5254b6b

very magical fren

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would have been a lot funnier if ppl just started sending from the beginning, now its kinda cringe because i had to try so hard to get just one person to do it

I slightly chuckled a lil' bit. Thanks.

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Dude congrats OP u just got $10K EOY man u r living life on cruise control smooth operator man, high speed low drag grats homie

link is shit and so are you. ill try to hack this later

pinkwojack.com see

i cant see a biz link

that domain redirects to Jow Forums